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Re: What Happend In My Compound by Xavier70s: 1:00am On Jun 10, 2022
You all are invited

Re: What Happend In My Compound by investigator007: 5:11am On Jun 10, 2022
Lol, abeg allow them enjoy their love in peace jarey grin. I will advise you get yourself an Oraimo speaker so you can listen to cool music and forget about them.

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Re: What Happend In My Compound by cushxene: 6:27am On Jun 10, 2022
Ay04z:
Copy and paste....
c who is talking ooo well jst got to knw dat u are my big fan if its copy nd past y did u read it
Re: What Happend In My Compound by IkeIgboNile(m): 6:40am On Jun 10, 2022
Poor people shouldn't be allowed to love. You spent two years waiting for a lady instead of working towards a brighter future. Well i hope you're proud of yourself now.
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Biafranodogwu55: 7:22am On Jun 10, 2022
Op u don take that thing againgrin grin

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Re: What Happend In My Compound by oz4real83(m): 8:05am On Jun 10, 2022
This line really got megrin
TallVictor:
Lol I'm grinding your destiny

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Re: What Happend In My Compound by Abizz: 9:08am On Jun 10, 2022
IkeIgboNile:
Poor people shouldn't be allowed to love. You spent two years waiting for a lady instead of working towards a brighter future. Well i hope you're proud of yourself now.
Funny how his fellow deranged losers found this show of foolery funny.
Two precious years of his life wasted to wait on a lady while still wasting away in abject poverty. He even spent so much energy describing the poor state of the couple's living condition which was a direct reflection of his own reality.
Useless poor simp.
Re: What Happend In My Compound by arthurwillia(m): 10:41am On Jun 10, 2022
Movie time
cushxene:
So I had this crush in this my compound. ..
This girl fine ooo. .. As in because of this
girl I
went to buy all these love messages book,
the girl wan run me mad..... I was sha
toasting this girl, she no gree ooo, she said
she's concerned about her future for now
that if I can wait a bit longer for her, it might
work out. ...
Shebi make I wait ni??. ...
Patapata in 2 years time she go gree...
My people you know she told me to wait
and I
waited.... 2 years pass again, I ask her.... She
say, awwwwn, I'm sorry I have a
boyfriend ... Ahh ... But babe you
told me to
wait... I didn't tell you to wait, I said I wasn't
ready and besides I've found someone
who's best for me. .....
Ehn Ehn.... We go shall
see..... Okay let's see how you want to enjoy
the
relationship na, shebi you craze for head
ni.... Devil will scatter Una table for
me....
The guy moved in with the
girl ... They started living couples life.... I can't
take this anymore
... In my compound... Ahh I need to teach this
guy a lesson.... They have started calling
themselves Romeo and Juliet.... My own
future wife. .. in Our compound,
People don't have sense ooo.... There was a
day I barged into their
room, I was looking for my broom... I
swear... Both of them were lying naked on
the bed
..... That was when I knew water don pass
garri..... I sha forget the girl.... But you see
that
lesson I must teach them, the girl must
know that.... You don't tell someone to wait
for
you when you won't date them ..
They're even
bathing together.
... That was where I started hating their
destiny....
Bath together awòn werey meji. ..
In which bathroom ... Some people are
foolish.... Couples shower is meant for rich
people not foolish students bathing
together
inside BALUWE..(bathroom) ..
Awon werey
Wait... How will they even do it?.... Cos our
bathroom is outside with a very green and
muddy ground...... All these BALUWE
(bathroom) made of
roofing sheet... As in some girls are cheap....
Baluwe!! Baluwe!!!.... Kemi is cheap..... .
There was a day I went to peep through
one small hole to see how romantic their
bath is.. ...I don't even know how I got
there,
seriously I just met myself there. .... if you
see the
radarada (nonsense) they're doing inside
the bathroom.... Idiot ní awon eleyi sha (all
these ones are idiot) they were using the
same sponge, husband will scrub wife's
back first... Wife will scrub husband's back,
after that they'll now throw water up, two
of them will now hug themselves, the water
will now fall on their body .... Shay you
see that
the two of them are not normal...
To cut the long story short i sha went to get
one leaf, they call it werepe (itchy leaf) .... Me
that's
wicked. ... I was sha grinding it on
a grinding
stone..... The stupid guy see me ooo, he say
bros you wan do vegetable, mtchwww I no
answer am....
You that I'm grinding your destiny ....
You snatch
my girl & you think say i go leave you....
One sunny afternoon, they put
water in the bathroom.... They want to have
their bath
together again.... Awwwn you have
forgotten our sponge inside.... The two of
them waka like mumu go carry sponge
again. ...
Awon oponu... Issssh where's my werepe
recipe, I
don grind am wella (omo i suppose collect
Award for grinding ooo, con see the way i
grind am, e smooth die)...... I put am for their
water.... I sat somewhere watching as they
enter bathroom.... As they carry the water
put for body.... Come and see race and craze
at the same time
everybody run after them, me self join...
... E
bami mí mú won ooo (help me catch them
ooo)
romeo and Juliet ti ya were (romeo and
Juliet have run mad) they were sha able to
catch the girl.... The boy ran interstates....
Who cares.... They wanted to carry the girl to
the hospital, cos her body was itching her
seriously I said NO..... Bring am come here, I
put plenty palm oil for her body with some
chantings.. ..
You no fit understand, she slept
off...... When she woke up (in my room) and
saw me beside her, she hugged me and said
I love you.... Iro ni ooo (its a lie
ooo).... Say
God that you love me.... She said God
walahi..... It's good to be wicked....
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Foryinath: 10:51am On Jun 10, 2022
It will be difficult for someone to be able to escape from the problem of drug addiction if the person concerned is reluctant to undergo therapy in a rehabilitation facility. Especially when someone refuses to admit that they have a problem, of course, it will make the people who care about him feel frustrated too. Friends and family often feel ashamed and feel there is nothing they can do about it; this is the time that you need family intervention. Addiction is a complex and chronic disease, but it can be reversed through certain treatments.
Re: What Happend In My Compound by oshonwambada: 11:12am On Jun 10, 2022
cushxene:
So I had this crush in this my compound. ..
This girl fine ooo. .. As in because of this
girl I
went to buy all these love messages book,
the girl wan run me mad..... I was sha
toasting this girl, she no gree ooo, she said
she's concerned about her future for now
that if I can wait a bit longer for her, it might
work out. ...
Shebi make I wait ni??. ...
Patapata in 2 years time she go gree...
My people you know she told me to wait
and I
waited.... 2 years pass again, I ask her.... She
say, awwwwn, I'm sorry I have a
boyfriend ... Ahh ... But babe you
told me to
wait... I didn't tell you to wait, I said I wasn't
ready and besides I've found someone
who's best for me. .....
Ehn Ehn.... We go shall
see..... Okay let's see how you want to enjoy
the
relationship na, shebi you craze for head
ni.... Devil will scatter Una table for
me....
The guy moved in with the
girl ... They started living couples life.... I can't
take this anymore
... In my compound... Ahh I need to teach this
guy a lesson.... They have started calling
themselves Romeo and Juliet.... My own
future wife. .. in Our compound,
People don't have sense ooo.... There was a
day I barged into their
room, I was looking for my broom... I
swear... Both of them were lying naked on
the bed
..... That was when I knew water don pass
garri..... I sha forget the girl.... But you see
that
lesson I must teach them, the girl must
know that.... You don't tell someone to wait
for
you when you won't date them ..
They're even
bathing together.
... That was where I started hating their
destiny....
Bath together awòn werey meji. ..
In which bathroom ... Some people are
foolish.... Couples shower is meant for rich
people not foolish students bathing
together
inside BALUWE..(bathroom) ..
Awon werey
Wait... How will they even do it?.... Cos our
bathroom is outside with a very green and
muddy ground...... All these BALUWE
(bathroom) made of
roofing sheet... As in some girls are cheap....
Baluwe!! Baluwe!!!.... Kemi is cheap..... .
There was a day I went to peep through
one small hole to see how romantic their
bath is.. ...I don't even know how I got
there,
seriously I just met myself there. .... if you
see the
radarada (nonsense) they're doing inside
the bathroom.... Idiot ní awon eleyi sha (all
these ones are idiot) they were using the
same sponge, husband will scrub wife's
back first... Wife will scrub husband's back,
after that they'll now throw water up, two
of them will now hug themselves, the water
will now fall on their body .... Shay you
see that
the two of them are not normal...
To cut the long story short i sha went to get
one leaf, they call it werepe (itchy leaf) .... Me
that's
wicked. ... I was sha grinding it on
a grinding
stone..... The stupid guy see me ooo, he say
bros you wan do vegetable, mtchwww I no
answer am....
You that I'm grinding your destiny ....
You snatch
my girl & you think say i go leave you....
One sunny afternoon, they put
water in the bathroom.... They want to have
their bath
together again.... Awwwn you have
forgotten our sponge inside.... The two of
them waka like mumu go carry sponge
again. ...
Awon oponu... Issssh where's my werepe
recipe, I
don grind am wella (omo i suppose collect
Award for grinding ooo, con see the way i
grind am, e smooth die)...... I put am for their
water.... I sat somewhere watching as they
enter bathroom.... As they carry the water
put for body.... Come and see race and craze
at the same time
everybody run after them, me self join...
... E
bami mí mú won ooo (help me catch them
ooo)
romeo and Juliet ti ya were (romeo and
Juliet have run mad) they were sha able to
catch the girl.... The boy ran interstates....
Who cares.... They wanted to carry the girl to
the hospital, cos her body was itching her
seriously I said NO..... Bring am come here, I
put plenty palm oil for her body with some
chantings.. ..
You no fit understand, she slept
off...... When she woke up (in my room) and
saw me beside her, she hugged me and said
I love you.... Iro ni ooo (its a lie
ooo).... Say
God that you love me.... She said God
walahi..... It's good to be wicked....
Not enticing
Re: What Happend In My Compound by emerged01(m): 1:28pm On Jun 10, 2022
I laugh no be small. OP na wicked tout.
Re: What Happend In My Compound by Linus199(m): 3:13pm On Jun 10, 2022
You write your story the way RealGboy does

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