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Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Idonweak: 8:05am On Jun 19, 2022
Hi
I'll get straight to the issue.
I've been abstaining from sex and masturbation for awhile now and I don't intend to engage in any sexual activities for awhile. The problem now is that anytime i am with a girl (esp the ones i find attractive) i get arouse even when I'm not thinking anything sexual. Just listening to the voice of a female gets me hard. It's affecting my relationship with my female friends. This is because I can't play, touch them with me having an embarrassing erection. These days i have been avoiding sitting behind a girl on a bike because no matter what i do my joystick will get hard and she would notice and even to alight from the bike without making my engorged instrument noticeable is another challenge cry . I don't give hugs to girls because I'll surely get hard .Sometimes, my girl friends will want me to see them off but I'll refuse adamantly because I can't stand up from my seat. I can't continue like this. Please my fellow men, how can i reduce this incessant erection and save myself from embarrassment

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Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by czarr(m): 8:07am On Jun 19, 2022
Buy tight briefs to keep your manhood in check

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Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Nobody: 8:12am On Jun 19, 2022
It's normal... You have a high sex drive?

You'll get used to it...

For now... Keep your distance from your female friends... So you aren't tempted and relapse... Avoid anything erotic...

Also, engage yourself... A hobby... Read a book... Go out often... Listen to music... Distract yourself with your intrests...

It's easy to be celibate... Just don't get bored... grin

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Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Nobody: 8:13am On Jun 19, 2022
czarr:
Buy tight briefs to keep your manhood in check
And he would still cum... grin

Or they would prevent erections?
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by czarr(m): 8:18am On Jun 19, 2022
BoredBerry:
And he would still cum... grin

Or they would prevent erections?
reduce the visibility of the erection.
Btw at your age, why are you concerned about Dickk?

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Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Nobody: 8:21am On Jun 19, 2022
if you don't have sex for a long while or masturbate to relieve it, your sex drive will be so tough to control.... it's normal and it's accumulating.....

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Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by samwash(m): 8:28am On Jun 19, 2022
Oga Op, so like this na from your narration, so your joystick is malfunctioning abi?
If I may ask how is are you?

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Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Nobody: 8:30am On Jun 19, 2022
czarr:
reduce the visibility of the erection.
Btw at your age, why are you concerned about Dickk?
19 you were already having sex... Swear you werent! grin
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by czarr(m): 8:37am On Jun 19, 2022
BoredBerry:
19 you were already having sex... Swear you werent! grin
I'm a virgin.
Be guided.
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Idonweak: 8:50am On Jun 19, 2022
samwash:
Oga Op, so like this na from your narration, so your joystick is malfunctioning abi?
If I may ask how is are you?

Can you reframe your question sir?
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by EmzyT: 8:53am On Jun 19, 2022
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by samwash(m): 9:06am On Jun 19, 2022
Idonweak:


Can you reframe your question sir?

Oga nothing dey do you, you are normal & it's normal, as you age, you will understand better, nor go dey bother yourself for nothing.
Moreover I wanted to ask you " how old are you ?"
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by xpiranza88: 12:19pm On Jun 19, 2022
Bros any time u get hard in the mist of ladies gently hang the dick for your belt... the erection will be up ward and no one will notice....U can thank me later
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Autobot05: 6:18pm On Jun 19, 2022
Say no to fornication boss


Jesus is the ONLY way❤️

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Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by fikayormi(m): 7:02pm On Jun 19, 2022
All you need is a good fvck,

Next time Boogyman is going to ashawo’s house ,

Follow him

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Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by osemoses1234(m): 8:46pm On Jun 19, 2022
This op when craze last week na una de reply
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Emma2Seconds: 8:59pm On Jun 19, 2022
Nah who make us CUM we go CUMpensate!
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Asceleb16(m): 9:08pm On Jun 19, 2022
Don't u have wet dreams? They ought to relieve the strong sexual urge


Keep being virgin celibate sha... It's not easy but it's cool... God no go shame us
#teamvirgin
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Idonweak: 6:11am On Jun 20, 2022
Autobot05:
Say no to fornication boss


Jesus is the ONLY way❤️

I'm not abstaining from sex because of religion sir.
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Idonweak: 6:12am On Jun 20, 2022
osemoses1234:
This op when craze last week na una de reply

Na me and your papa craze
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Autobot05: 2:05pm On Jun 20, 2022
Idonweak:


I'm not abstaining from sex because of religion sir.


Even when Jesus was still trying to get me. I did the same. I abstained with luck and the desire to Abstain. And fear too lol ( fear of becoming emotionally attached)

Jesus is the ONLY way ❤️
Re: Help Me, My Joystick Is Malfunctioning by Mbhustler: 9:49pm On Jun 21, 2022
There is nothing wrong with you,you are perfectly ok.Just try and be wearing tight boxers,so it wont show.
Then the okada own,maybe be sitting in the middle.

Idonweak:
Hi
I'll get straight to the issue.
I've been abstaining from sex and masturbation for awhile now and I don't intend to engage in any sexual activities for awhile. The problem now is that anytime i am with a girl (esp the ones i find attractive) i get arouse even when I'm not thinking anything sexual. Just listening to the voice of a female gets me hard. It's affecting my relationship with my female friends. This is because I can't play, touch them with me having an embarrassing erection. These days i have been avoiding sitting behind a girl on a bike because no matter what i do my joystick will get hard and she would notice and even to alight from the bike without making my engorged instrument noticeable is another challenge cry . I don't give hugs to girls because I'll surely get hard .Sometimes, my girl friends will want me to see them off but I'll refuse adamantly because I can't stand up from my seat. I can't continue like this. Please my fellow men, how can i reduce this incessant erection and save myself from embarrassment

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