What Are Your 10 Laws Of Manhood?

1. Never look at a menu for longer than 90 seconds.

2. The average male get 37843200 minutes in his lifetime. You don’t really want to spend them on Snapchat.

3. Beer, pizza, and BBQ is an acceptable payment for another man.

4. Do not roast a man in front of their kids.

5. If you wear cologne, no one should smell it from five feet away or five minutes after you’ve left.

6. Be especially kind to bartenders, baristas, taxi drivers, and anyone else who is often looked over.

7. If riding the bus doesn’t incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.

8. Good relationships are absolutely not 50/50, they’re fluid things.

9. You cannot have a love affair with whiskey cause whiskey will never love you back.

And my favorite last one:

Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.