Sucre6:
Back then in school, ASUU was striking as usual, so I had to stay home. One evening my dad sent me to buy fuel for the Generator, after buying the fuel I decided to one stone and kill two birds so i visited bet9ja shop to stake my games.

After staking, I drove home on my dads car, when I got home, I brought down the fuel from the boot and my dad demanded I give him the keys to the car as he was rushing to somewhere, I gave him the car keys, and he left, after a few while, I was searching for my bet ticket to no avail, I decided to go and restake the game, two hours later my dad came back and called me to the palor, in the presence of my siblings and cousins and mother.

He brought out the bet slip which I obviously forgot inside the car, he started complaining and lamenting on how I am wasting away playing bet, he was advising my siblings not to take after me as I was a bad example, I felt like the ground should open and swallow me, my mum turned and shook her head and say u disappointed me son I was so embarrassed, I shyly took the slip from my dad and left, he called me back, and told me to give him change from the fuel I bought earlier, I put hand for pocket and guess what came out again? Another bet9ja slip .

My dad shouted chai, this child is a lost course oo onye mere m ihia

I can never forget that day, I felt like a fugitive in my own fathers house, everyone in the house was looking at me like an ex-convict

Luckily enough the game came through, I told my elder brother to escort me to somewhere, I took him to bet9ja shop where I cashed out 15,000 times 2 = #30,000, I gave him 5k and shared 2k to my other siblings, they come dey hail me, thats how I reclaimed my street and house credibility
My senior brother was like, senior man, show me the way nah, baba done sell him first son birth right gimme because of 5k

Realhommie:
The last paragraph made me laugh so hard.

Sensiblerealist:
Very long Bro, I just weak.
We don dey regulated now sha

Benki003:



U wan marry me

Stanleyq:
are u an igbo. Igbos will ask u question on top of question.

Benki003:

Lol yes am Igbo

Benki003:

Lol yes am Igbo

Benki003:

Lol yes am Igbo

Stanleyq:
;DNo wonder

Benki003:


Nwa Enugu

Zealag:
Met one lady at the arrival wing at MMIA Lagos,she was covered from head-toe with a hijab but when they were checking her luggages,she had two big dildos inside her bags...

Alex08101558404:
I remember back then in 2015 I and my guys decided to go one imsu talent show ,after d show on our way to all season hotel to pass d nite we were stopped by Army and told to alight and tender our pockets and bags for searching. E reach my turn as I put hand for pocket naso one white something fall and na white substance inside a prescription nylon. My guys dem froze and the Army dem smile cos no one wunt believe it's coke .my guys dem were giving me d eye of Wen u start dey do coke guy.they picked it up and said to me ,my dear Ur a gunner dis alone na bail of 200k . They opened it and lick it and smell it and was Angry wit me.guy man like u wrap powder inside nylon like dis ...u dey mad abi..naso dem land me slap ..for wasting Der time dey said . From that day ehn till today it's most embarrassing moment I had

Ballzproblemm:
one time when in one apartment like that rain started falling so decided to go and pack clothes as I was packing I saw my female neighbor undies and she wasn't around and her door locked, so as a good Samaritan I decided to help her pack it, my hand was full so I just stuffed them in my pocket ,enter house , so she came back I handed over some to her , forgetting that one piece of g string pant remain,I say make I go buy something for chemist across my street(people full inside as the rain was drizzling) ,as I dip heard to pay for the stuff way I buy ,I touch fabric ,I thought it was hanky ,naso I just bring am out fiam!,omo come see laff! wey them laff me ,I no near that shop for close to 3 months