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My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by drlaykay(m): 1:59pm On Jul 07, 2022
This day two years ago, I was suturing a lacerated skin of a patient when conversations concerning cultism began in the emergency room.
My male nurse's attempts at pretending to be a member was immediately flawed by the poor use of the cultists parlance.

The patient on the other hand didn't say much but the flow and his choice of words made it obvious he knew much.

Disappointed at the poor flow of my nurse and an attempt to rescue us from total defeat, I decided to join in the "cruise". As a young man who grew up in a neighborhood predominantly dominated by cultists, I had automatically learnt certain slangs peculiar to cultists.

The once calm patient suddenly wore a fierce look, looked at me straight in the eyeballs and inquired with a voice seeking immediate affirmation " Doctor, you bam seven?". Meaning did you get initiated into the Aye/ blackaxe confraternity?

Omo, cold catch me as I understood the weight of the question and the possible sequel. In instant rebuttal, I said " No oOoOO, I bam medicine and surgery" grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by Shalommy(f): 2:10pm On Jul 07, 2022
Chaii... cheesy cheesy
Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by Healthrelatedjo: 2:25pm On Jul 07, 2022
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Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by Seniorwriter(m): 2:41pm On Jul 07, 2022
drlaykay:
This day two years ago, I was suturing a lacerated skin of a patient when conversations concerning cultism began in the emergency room.
My male nurse's attempts at pretending to be a member was immediately flawed by the poor use of the cultists parlance.

The patient on the other hand didn't say much but the flow and his choice of words made it obvious he knew much.

Disappointed at the poor flow of my nurse and an attempt to rescue us from total defeat, I decided to join in the "cruise". As a young man who grew up in a neighborhood predominantly dominated by cultists, I had automatically learnt certain slangs peculiar to cultists.

The once calm patient suddenly wore a fierce look, looked at me straight in the eyeballs and inquired with a voice seeking immediate affirmation " Doctor, you bam seven?". Meaning did you get initiated into the Aye/ confraternity?

Omo, cold catch me as I understood the weight of the question and the possible sequel. In instant rebuttal, I said " No oOoOO, I bam medicine and surgery" grin grin cheesy cheesy


LMAO....Next time don't ever try impersonating those low-lives....


BTW do you own a hospital ? I have a project which can generate as much as $1m monthly but can't start because it requires the assistance of a medical outfit owner....It's a project for children diet and diagnosis.

If you don't mind kindly reply aptly here....then I can go ahead to further divulge details and modalities around it.

jimmyolasun:


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Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by brodalikeme(m): 2:54pm On Jul 07, 2022
Doctor wey bam Aye dey keep on guard. Nothing do you my guy.

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Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by Guderian(m): 3:05pm On Jul 07, 2022
Trouble dey sleep doctor dey wake am
Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by HustleSmart(m): 4:56pm On Jul 07, 2022
Commot body before you collect undecided

Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by nairalander2020(m): 5:02pm On Jul 07, 2022
forgive me this your last line make me giggle.
Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by Segzy22: 5:15pm On Jul 07, 2022
Seniorwriter:


LMAO....Next time don't ever try impersonating those low-lives....


BTW do you own a hospital ? I have a project which can generate as much as $1m monthly but can't start because it requires the assistance of a medical outfit owner....It's a project for children diet and diagnosis.

If you don't mind kindly reply aptly here....then I can go ahead to further divulge details and modalities around it.

@Seniorwriter
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Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by SporaD8: 5:33pm On Jul 07, 2022
drlaykay:
This day two years ago, I was suturing a lacerated skin of a patient when conversations concerning cultism began in the emergency room.
My male nurse's attempts at pretending to be a member was immediately flawed by the poor use of the cultists parlance.

The patient on the other hand didn't say much but the flow and his choice of words made it obvious he knew much.

Disappointed at the poor flow of my nurse and an attempt to rescue us from total defeat, I decided to join in the "cruise". As a young man who grew up in a neighborhood predominantly dominated by cultists, I had automatically learnt certain slangs peculiar to cultists.

The once calm patient suddenly wore a fierce look, looked at me straight in the eyeballs and inquired with a voice seeking immediate affirmation " Doctor, you bam seven?". Meaning did you get initiated into the Aye/ confraternity?

Omo, cold catch me as I understood the weight of the question and the possible sequel. In instant rebuttal, I said " No oOoOO, I bam medicine and surgery" grin grin cheesy cheesy

That was a most stupid thing to do! impersonating a cultist when you ain't one is like standing at the middle of a hot battleground and declaring neutral!
You'll just add as extra point to whichever party got you first!
Please be warned!!!

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Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by SamOchuko: 5:57pm On Jul 07, 2022
drlaykay:
This day two years ago, I was suturing a lacerated skin of a patient when conversations concerning cultism began in the emergency room.
My male nurse's attempts at pretending to be a member was immediately flawed by the poor use of the cultists parlance.

The patient on the other hand didn't say much but the flow and his choice of words made it obvious he knew much.

Disappointed at the poor flow of my nurse and an attempt to rescue us from total defeat, I decided to join in the "cruise". As a young man who grew up in a neighborhood predominantly dominated by cultists, I had automatically learnt certain slangs peculiar to cultists.

The once calm patient suddenly wore a fierce look, looked at me straight in the eyeballs and inquired with a voice seeking immediate affirmation " Doctor, you bam seven?". Meaning did you get initiated into the Aye/ confraternity?

Omo, cold catch me as I understood the weight of the question and the possible sequel. In instant rebuttal, I said " No oOoOO, I bam medicine and surgery" grin grin cheesy cheesy



Kai, the guy go burst laugh fall for ground, Shuo which one b bam medicine and surgery again na?
Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by richiemcgold: 6:40pm On Jul 07, 2022
Imagine the patient a diehard tingo, and the surgeon aye axeman.
boi go just dey reason am sharp sharp say if e no dey careful dis kind surgery fit turn to butchering o.
..e fit cancel the surgery right away sef; not minding it has commenced already. grin grin

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Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by UptownVibes(m): 9:15pm On Jul 07, 2022
Doc you're endangering your life.. That guy will go and cast you when he gets to his base. Rivals will see you as big fish.. The day,they will have fight among themselves, you will be their number one target. Before they will realize that you're not a member of the said group,something terrible might have happened already.
Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by LogicallySXT(m): 9:36pm On Jul 07, 2022
If you are not one of them, don't identify like one of them for your own good.
Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by CrownOfClay724: 12:32am On Jul 08, 2022
cheesy grin
Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by Gadaluck(m): 6:47am On Jul 08, 2022
This is funny but like play, like play something minor becomes something major. That's the typical life of a kushman. Please doc thread carefully next time. Life e no get duplicate oh!
Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by drlaykay(m): 5:23pm On Jul 12, 2022
SporaD8:

That was a most stupid thing to do! impersonating a cultist when you ain't one is like standing at the middle of a hot battleground and declaring neutral!
You'll just add as extra point to whichever party got you first!
Please be warned!!!
You should learn how to control yourself and not insult people before driving home your points. It's a great asset!
Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by SporaD8: 5:49pm On Jul 12, 2022
drlaykay:

You should learn how to control yourself and not insult people before driving home your points. It's a great asset!
Had you done better to point out my insult,
perhaps I would've got a better idea how to reply you.

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Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by jimmyolasun: 5:53pm On Jul 12, 2022
drlaykay:
This day two years ago, I was suturing a lacerated skin of a patient when conversations concerning cultism began in the emergency room.
My male nurse's attempts at pretending to be a member was immediately flawed by the poor use of the cultists parlance.

The patient on the other hand didn't say much but the flow and his choice of words made it obvious he knew much.

Disappointed at the poor flow of my nurse and an attempt to rescue us from total defeat, I decided to join in the "cruise". As a young man who grew up in a neighborhood predominantly dominated by cultists, I had automatically learnt certain slangs peculiar to cultists.

The once calm patient suddenly wore a fierce look, looked at me straight in the eyeballs and inquired with a voice seeking immediate affirmation " Doctor, you bam seven?". Meaning did you get initiated into the Aye/ blackaxe confraternity?

Omo, cold catch me as I understood the weight of the question and the possible sequel. In instant rebuttal, I said " No oOoOO, I bam medicine and surgery" grin grin cheesy cheesy


So werey still dey carry cultism for head despite say him skin tear Person wey you suppose lacerate him skull..
Re: My Funny Experience Speaking Like A Cultist by jimmyolasun: 5:57pm On Jul 12, 2022
Seniorwriter:


LMAO....Next time don't ever try impersonating those low-lives....


BTW do you own a hospital ? I have a project which can generate as much as $1m monthly but can't start because it requires the assistance of a medical outfit owner....It's a project for children diet and diagnosis.

If you don't mind kindly reply aptly here....then I can go ahead to further divulge details and modalities around it.

@Seniorwriter

What are the modalities?? I have a medical health centre

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