Abeg o.

E get wetin dey worry me. My babe wey I just get 2weeks ago dey complain about my deeq. Thing dey worry me cos girls bin dey talk sey dey prefer my kind of preeq. Altho I no go tell una my type, I just want make una give judgement wey no get ojoro.

Ladies!!! I hail una. Abeg make una talk the one wey una prefer fess. Untop my kind preeq wey I get,I still get money join o. No capping. I no know why she dey form sey she no like am. No be say I dey brag o. Una well-done.

Abeg carry your wahala go. Ode you be.

U no know sey time dey for everything
No vex me hia o. My heart dey pump

From Top to buttum

BAT4Presido2023:
Lazy youth

#BAT2023
#VOTE4COMPETENCE
#VOTE4LEADERSHIP
#VOTE4ACCOUNTABILITY
#BAT4ASOROCK

Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the man for the job (

U wey dey vote Bat, u no know say bat no dey see road for daytime. Na crase dey ur head. Alanwi, koshi lo jor

Oloriburuku oshi. Alawi

Everyone with their preferences..

laughing at penis size around the world.
This was how they fooled me with curvy belongs to Black women.

BAT4Presido2023:

Mumu man, your mates are out and about making their life better for themselves
You're here comparing organs with online strangers
How old is your stupidity

Ode like u. Who u dey follow speak English. I resemble bat? Monkey mumu man. Weyin carry u com my thread. Olodo pesin.

I sure sey ur woman don fućk me b4.

Yay!!! E pain am o

Choilila:
Everyone with their preferences..

laughing at penis size around the world.
This was how they fooled me with curvy belongs to Black women.

Never reason am.
Girls sabi form.

Amaka wey tell me say she like my kind preeq. B4 she see am. Now wey she see am she begin fear.

Abeg guys mak una no vex. Na girls I dey ask.

BAT4Presido2023:

Your IQ must be in double digits if this is how you truly reason
So mentally slow... Wtf

Oga wetin hapun
I dey owe u drink
U don forget where u baff forget cloth.? Abi smoke dey your head?

B4 I count 2000, better fly comot from my mango

PimpasParadise:
Abeg o.

E get wetin dey worry me. My babe wey I just get 2weeks ago dey complain about my deeq. Thing dey worry me cos girls bin dey talk sey dey prefer my kind of preeq. Altho I no go tell una my type, I just want make una give judgement wey no get ojoro.

Ladies!!! I hail una. Abeg make una talk the one wey una prefer fess. Untop my kind preeq wey I get,I still get money join o. No capping. I no know why she dey form sey she no like am. No be say I dey brag o. Una well-done.

Is it weird how tall dark and slim guys seem to have the longest members? �

Jaika:


Is it weird how tall dark and slim guys seem to have the longest members? �

Anty, I gbadun you say u reason talk your mind but I no tell you say I tall,slim kom get long preek o. My own fit short sef

Which wan you like, sisi eko. No fear jare. No mind that yeye man wey carry bat enta hia

PimpasParadise:


Anty, I gbadun you say u reason talk your mind but I no tell you say I tall,slim kom get long preek o. My own fit short sef

Which wan you like, sisi eko. No fear jare. No mind that yeye man wey carry bat enta hia

I wasn't referring to you sir
In my opinion, long ones are better for one night stands or whenever a girl feels adventurous. But short & fat is better for regular meetings

BAT4Presido2023:

The poison inside of you you keep generating and vomiting day in day out will only lead you and your hateful folk to a dead end

The BAT train is on the move and accelerating. go and hang your sorry self if you don't like that

God forbid BatThing, hu dey deceive u say u get movement wey dey accelerate. Na inside lagoon. U hear? Inside lagoon for Shokoto.

Cry me a river o, no cry me lagoon

Jaika:


I wasn't referring to you sir
In my opinion, long ones are better for one night stands or whenever a girl feels adventurous. But short & fat is better for regular meetings

Hmm aunty's thank u

Atleast u talk ur mind. Me ehhn

My own resemble hmm well make i no talk sha.
I go reason u for corner

PimpasParadise:

Hmm aunty's thank u

Atleast u talk ur mind. Me ehhn

My own resemble hmm well make i no talk sha.
I go reason u for corner

I think you should talk to her. Try to find out her reasons for not liking it and work on it together. It's not always about the size. It's also a matter of how it's used

When I been dey grow up, I dey hear say girls like one kind preeq. Inside middle of my growth or growing up, I kom see say girls like money. Now I don get money, kom still get the kind preeq wey dem talk sey dem like. Na him Amaka dey front for me o

Chai!!!

Amaka disapoint me

Jaika:


I think you should talk to her. Try to find out her reasons for not liking it and work on it together. It's not always about the size. It's also a matter of how it's used

Chei
U be better pesin. E be like say make i wife u na na now.

No mind Amaka o. She like am. She just dey front make I think say she be good geh wey no sabi �

I no carry flower but I get money o. I for dash you jare.

Dear Jaika, be like say make I chike you. D butterfly wey dey ur dp na beautiful one, I sure say u fit fine pass amaka sef.

Make we no dull.

Na me be Pimpas!!
I go carry u dey go paradise o with my .... we go just dey go dey go... cloud nine na my stepping stone o

PimpasParadise:
I no carry flower but I get money o. I for dash you jare.

Dear Jaika, be like say make I chike you. D butterfly wey dey ur dp na beautiful one, I sure say u fit fine pass amaka sef.

Make we no dull.

Na me be Pimpas!!
I go carry u dey go paradise o with my .... we go just dey go dey go... cloud nine na my stepping stone o

No thank you. I hope it works out with Amaka.

Jaika:


No thank you. I hope it works out with Amaka.

Amaka disappoint me!!

Two isa goal! Two kan tango.
No reason am
I be Pimpas, man wey dey wash plate, tongue sabi work. Finger dey press. Water dey drop. Sote, u go think say na piss from cloud nine o

Carry go. No let anybody chike u, tell dem say Pimpas get gun wey dey shoot pimpur pimpur

Nairaland gehs

Where una dey na. U mean say na only Jaika get mind?

NasoLifeBe!!!

Who get experienced about dating dwarf...

One teacher dey here dey disturbed me but shame dey catch me to carry her enter aoz, sh decline entering my compound through Ghana must Go.

PimpasParadise:

Never reason am.
Girls sabi form.

Amaka wey tell me say she like my kind preeq. B4 she see am. Now wey she see am she begin fear.

she must be afraid of ur tooth pick

She's scared u might chuk chuk her pussy with it

EmiDon11:
she must be afraid of ur tooth pick

She's scared u might chuk chuk her pussy with it

Ma niggi

Orgasmgiver123:
Ma niggi

oga mi

EmiDon11:
she must be afraid of ur tooth pick

She's scared u might chuk chuk her pussy with it

ha
Bros o no let make i cast.
No reason am.
I be Sexûal jagaban. Na me be the romance Lord
U dey learn work
If e sure ,carry ur babe enter street.
fear go katch u

PimpasParadise:
ha Bros o no let make i cast. No reason am. I be Sexûal jagaban. Na me be the romance Lord U dey learn work If e sure ,carry ur babe enter street. fear go katch u

na just play

PimpasParadise:

Ode like u. Who u dey follow speak English. I resemble bat? Monkey mumu man. Weyin carry u com my thread. Olodo pesin.

I sure sey ur woman don fućk me b4.

Yay!!! E pain am o

Oga everybody have one or two things that worries him/her