1. Does live sex on TV improve the moral standard of a society?
2. Regardless of your faith or religion do you support the broadcast of live sex?
3. Does any faith, religion or holy book you hold dear to heart support live sex on TV?
4. Outside of faith beliefs, would any organisation you represent or work for support you if you chose to have live sex on TV?
5. Is the Big Brother show going to provide less enjoyment if sex is prohibited?

6. Is the live sex the main pleasure or fun you derive from viewing the Big Brother Naija show?
7. Voyeurism is a form of perversion where pleasure or enjoyment is derived from viewing the sex acts of other people, if your answer is ‘YES’ to Number 5 or 6 do you believe you might be suffering from this abnormality?
8. Do you believe that Voyeurism is good for your mental health?
9. Would you be proud and happy if a housemate who had live sex on TV in the house was your sibling, spouse or child?
10. Would you record clips of the act then invite friends and neighbours to come and felicitate with you?

11. If live sex on TV eats away at our collective sense of right and wrong, do you think that it should be encouraged?
12. Do you know of any other TV show, outside porn, where live sex is on the catalogue of permitted activities?
13. Do you believe it would be morally right for your 21 year-old daughter or son to record and post a sexually explicit video of herself or himself?
14. If a wealthier person or organisation enticed your 21 year-old daughter or son to record and post a sexually explicit video of herself or himself, would you shrug it off as normal?
15. If your 21 year-old daughter or son said you should not be angry at them for being in a sexually-explicit online video because that is what everybody is doing, would you welcome that excuse?

16. If a wealthier person or organisation posted sexually explicit videos of your 21 year-old daughter or son for the organisation’s financial gain, would you celebrate the organisation?
17. Would you consider the action of this 21 year-old daughter or son of yours a great example for the rest of your kids?
18. If your answer to any of the last five questions is ‘YES’ would you honestly put your name and face to that response in public?
19. Is ANY ACTION justified as long as there is a possibility that it will generate fame and finance?
20. Would you have sex on TV if your entire reputation was on the line?

21. Do you believe having sex on a TV show is something worth celebrating?
22. If your answer to question Number. 21 is ‘YES’, then why do people like KHALID who have sex in the house come out and lie about it,
is it because they do not know how to celebrate?
23. Do they lie because their actions have uplifted the society?
24. Do they lie because they have shown sound judgment?
25. If lies are told to conceal shameful, embarrassing and humiliating actions, should we then applaud such actions of shame?

26. If having sex in the Big Brother Naija house generates shame, humiliation, and a compulsive need to lie about it, then do the housemates have any moral justification for participating in it?
27. Can Multichoice say they have not encouraged live sex even though they stay silent, provide condoms, supply alcohol and mandate fleshy pool parties?
28. Do family-friendly brands like Arla, Munch It, Knorr and Aquafina have any ethical justification for putting their logos on non-family friendly explicit sexual activity?
29. Would Multichoice continue showing overt acts of sex if it did not generate financial benefits for them?
30. If morality and ethics are thrown away and money making is the sole purpose of life, then do we have the moral authority to criticize anything that makes money e.g. political corruption or criminal kidnapping?

If your answers to the questions are an overwhelming ‘NO’ then I am hopeful about our collective moral state.

Once again this is my prescribed practicable solution to cleanse the state of filth in which the Big Brother show has found itself.
It involves simple rule changes:

One, give a strike to anyone engaging in s*x or s*xual activity and define exactly what you mean by s*x.
Two, restrict access to alcohol or give extra benefits or coins to those who are able to abstain from it.
Three, deduct points or put fines in place for swearing and using dirty language.
This would broaden the appeal of the show, add more interesting plot twists and make its gamification more robust.

We have to do better.
Godspeed.

Come back next year. All trunks are busy at the moment.