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Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by JOACHINpedro: 10:14am On Aug 25, 2022
So I say make I try gym this morning. Alas! I did more than I expected but as soon I came back, it dawned on me that I've nothing to put for stomach. I managed to freshen up and prepare for my holiday lesson work, brethren I can't even move my body, it was as if my hungry stomach wanna eat and digest itself. I'm sure even the worm inside me has died.
Now I'm just on the bed shaking cus nothing dey again for this body.
I've learnt this lesson


Modified
So I finished service and came back to my hood thinking I must have gained muscles.
My cousin was the first to see me, he actually burst the bubbles. He said I looked malnourished.
My Mom didn't say anything but rather made it mandatory I eat 4times daily. I didn't realize how bad it was until my eldest sis reacted when I went to her office, she simple shook her head and pitied me.
I've concluded that in Nigeria today, it's easier to get muscle as a fat guy than to get muscle as a slim guy

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Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by SenecaTheYonger: 10:20am On Aug 25, 2022
JOACHINpedro:
So I say make I try gym this morning. Alas! I did more than I expected but as soon I came back, it dawned on me that I've nothing to put for stomach. I managed to freshen up and prepare for my holiday lesson work, brethren I can't even move my body, it was as if my hungry stomach wanna eat and digest itself. I'm sure even the worm inside me has died.
Now I'm just on the bed shaking cus nothing dey again for this body.
I've learnt this lesson

You better find protein and eat or you will not like the pain that will befall you in the next 24 hours. It’s called Delay-Onset Muscle Soreness (DOMS). It’s not what you’re feeling now, DOMS is 10 times worse

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Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by 7buckz(m): 11:28am On Aug 25, 2022
Nothing like that bra... You just lazy and as you said na your first time so your body gaz pain you

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Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by JOACHINpedro: 11:54am On Aug 25, 2022
SenecaTheYonger:


You better find protein and eat or you will not like the pain that will befall you in the next 24 hours. It’s called Delay-Onset Muscle Soreness (DOMS). It’s not what you’re feeling now, DOMS is 10 times worse
Protein is far-fetched, me I dey wait for allawee.
Thanks for educating me though

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Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by JOACHINpedro: 11:56am On Aug 25, 2022
7buckz:
Nothing like that bra... You just lazy and as you said na your first time so your body gaz pain you

I know pain when I feel one, this one is that feeling when person dey on 3day dry fast

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Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by Roidatom(m): 12:21pm On Aug 25, 2022
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Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by JOACHINpedro: 1:02pm On Aug 25, 2022
^^^ I'm already learning a digital skill
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by EmiDon11: 1:07pm On Aug 25, 2022
JOACHINpedro:
So I say make I try gym this morning. Alas! I did more than I expected but as soon I came back, it dawned on me that I've nothing to put for stomach. I managed to freshen up and prepare for my holiday lesson work, brethren I can't even move my body, it was as if my hungry stomach wanna eat and digest itself. I'm sure even the worm inside me has died.
Now I'm just on the bed shaking cus nothing dey again for this body.
I've learnt this lesson
this part got me

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Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by Shalommy(f): 1:43pm On Aug 25, 2022
Chaiii... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by BenjaminDomer: 2:16pm On Aug 25, 2022
Shalommy:
Chaiii... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Tell Dem how broke man no suppose the fvck cool
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by meobizy(f): 2:39pm On Aug 25, 2022
If you want to gym next time, do ten press ups and call it a day.

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Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by SergeantTitus(m): 2:50pm On Aug 25, 2022
Person wey never chop dey go gym? Abi why you go go gym when you no get food wey you go chop for house
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by JOACHINpedro: 3:18pm On Aug 25, 2022
meobizy:
If you want to gym next time, do ten press ups and call it a day.
I'll take this advice
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by JOACHINpedro: 3:18pm On Aug 25, 2022
SergeantTitus:
Person wey never chop dey go gym? Abi why you go go gym when you no get food wey you go chop for house
I wanted to build muscles
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by 7buckz(m): 4:20pm On Aug 25, 2022
@JOACHINpedro
Sweet muscles like mine eh?
Keep it bruh.. Once you don go for like a week... Your body go get used to am
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by Itohanmiwa: 4:29pm On Aug 25, 2022
Bro it's all a part of the journey and what makes it fun. There are days I gym on empty stomach and won't eat anything but fruits in the evening some days nothing at all, still it doesn't affect my performance or recovery. Welcome to the fitness journey and enjoy every moment of your journey.

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Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by XDaBOSS(m): 4:45pm On Aug 25, 2022
Una no go use laugh kill person sha... grin grin grin
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by dontrulee: 5:05pm On Aug 25, 2022
I started gyming and doing exercises a week ago and surprisingly people are noticing the changes in my body already but mhen my arms and legs are quite heavy and sore but am getting used to it already.

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Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by Nobody: 8:02pm On Aug 25, 2022
E go better. Keep grinding.
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by JOACHINpedro: 6:35am On Aug 26, 2022
Itohanmiwa:
Bro it's all a part of the journey and what makes it fun. There are days I gym on empty stomach and won't eat anything but fruits in the evening some days nothing at all, still it doesn't affect my performance or recovery. Welcome to the fitness journey and enjoy every moment of your journey.
You're lucky. Yesterday my choir master told me I looked thinner than usual
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by JOACHINpedro: 6:38am On Aug 26, 2022
7buckz:
@JOACHINpedro
Sweet muscles like mine eh?
Keep it bruh.. Once you don go for like a week... Your body go get used to am
Even in this famine season, I should continue?
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by JOACHINpedro: 6:38am On Aug 26, 2022
dontrulee:
I started gyming and doing exercises a week ago and surprisingly people are noticing the changes in my body already but mhen my arms and legs are quite heavy and sore but am getting used to it already.
But you dey chop?
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by 7buckz(m): 6:54am On Aug 26, 2022
It's your choice bro...but as you thin like that make breeze no go carry you one day oo lol

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Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by dontrulee: 7:16am On Aug 26, 2022
JOACHINpedro:

But you dey chop?

Not really.
Once or twice a day. I skip breakfast most times grin
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by InfinityFabric: 7:36am On Aug 26, 2022
JOACHINpedro:

Protein is far-fetched, me I dey wait for allawee.
Thanks for educating me though
Unless u don't want any gain, much proteinous diet is your friend.
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by shantti(m): 10:17am On Aug 26, 2022
JOACHINpedro:

You're lucky. Yesterday my choir master told me I looked thinner than usual

grin grin grin grin grin
What kind of forum is this
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by Nobody: 10:36am On Aug 26, 2022
JOACHINpedro:
So I say make I try gym this morning. Alas! I did more than I expected but as soon I came back, it dawned on me that I've nothing to put for stomach. I managed to freshen up and prepare for my holiday lesson work, brethren I can't even move my body, it was as if my hungry stomach wanna eat and digest itself. I'm sure even the worm inside me has died.
Now I'm just on the bed shaking cus nothing dey again for this body.
I've learnt this lesson
Limao. I m sure you are one tinringbeku boy who wished to v some packs even if it no reach 6. Go back and hustle for cash then go to the gym. You ll get there.
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by JOACHINpedro: 9:59am On Aug 27, 2022
InfinityFabric:

Unless u don't want any gain, much proteinous diet is your friend.
I really wanna gain weight but the resources are not currently available
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by JOACHINpedro: 12:17pm On Aug 27, 2022
Sweetplum:

Limao. I m sure you are one tinringbeku boy who wished to v some packs even if it no reach 6. Go back and hustle for cash then go to the gym. You ll get there.
Thanks
Re: Omo! Broke Man No Suppose Dey Gym oooo! by JOACHINpedro: 4:00pm On Jun 10, 2023
Thanks for all the input so far, I'll update the thread cus I've started seeing good results.
Seun, your birthday is coming up. Reserve my cake

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