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What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by alosiby92(f): 9:41am On Aug 13, 2011
Lets face it, there are some classic pick up lines out there, lame as some of them might be, so let me know, which are the best you have ever heard?
Mine are:
"Me and you together is like google and searching, "
"If I was a mathematical equation, you would be the solution, "
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by alstarmayo(m): 9:48am On Aug 13, 2011
D only sugar in my tea nd only butter in my bread #classic
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Cuddlemii: 10:08am On Aug 13, 2011
Man: Nice legs

Cuddles: You will at least get a thank you response from me with a blush on my face & I keep walking.

Man: You are like a puzzle, that I need to unravel, you are just something.

Cuddles: Used to work for me.

Best

A very good confrontation & intelligent discourse would get me down on both knees all jittery
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by 195(f): 10:14am On Aug 13, 2011
HALT THERE - ARE YOU WEARING PANT!!  angry angry

works like fire
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by deniyor: 10:31am On Aug 13, 2011
You are ugly and dress badly but I have lots of money to make you look good if you Be Intimate with me.
I want to try that someday and see if I get slapped or not.

In a club or bar: Would you like to Have S.ex?
Works 1 in 10 times. Get ignored 2 in 10. Get slapped 8 in 10.

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Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by 195(f): 10:47am On Aug 13, 2011
deniyor:

You are ugly and dress badly but I have lots of money to make you look good if you Be Intimate with me.
I want to try that someday and see if I get slapped or not.

In a club or bar: Would you like to Be Intimate?
Works 1 in 10 times. Get ignored 2 in 10. Get slapped 8 in 10.
shocked shocked shocked
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by bvc(m): 10:50am On Aug 13, 2011
'Mami wats ur age n type, am 18 n live a crazy life n i know what d ladies like'
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Mynd44: 11:49am On Aug 13, 2011
Nice legs, when do they open?

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Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by alosiby92(f): 12:11pm On Aug 13, 2011
The only cockroach in my cupboard,
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by MMM2(m): 12:12pm On Aug 13, 2011
hi sweet
am in love with ur punny angry
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by MMM2(m): 12:18pm On Aug 13, 2011
hello pretty girl

can i nyash u? undecided
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by lindabon: 1:54pm On Aug 13, 2011
deniyor:

You are ugly and dress badly but I have lots of money to make you look good if you Be Intimate with me.
I want to try that someday and see if I get slapped or not.

haha, u'll definitely get slapped.  beta stick to the "Would you like to Be Intimate?" line. the girl will feel less insulted. grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by alosiby92(f): 2:46pm On Aug 13, 2011
deniyor:

You are ugly and dress badly but I have lots of money to make you look good if you Be Intimate with me.
I want to try that someday and see if I get slapped or not.

LOL!! LMNO!!! (laughing my nyash off!!) yep, you most def will get slapped, 10/10 shikena!!

M M M link=topic=734688.msg8914387#msg8914387 date=1313234334:

hello pretty girl

can i nyash u? undecided
That sounds desperate. very.very.desperate.But funny
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by 9jafetish(f): 2:46pm On Aug 13, 2011
you look just like my sister.

it works
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by SIlknSteel(f): 3:41pm On Aug 13, 2011
Silknsteel: Heyyy I love Ur eyes! Dey cant be natural now, are dey?
Guy: (blushes n smiles widely) Well yes dey are! Y?
Silknsteel: They are too lovely to be natural! How come dey dont belong to a female atleast?
Guy: Ahh what do U mean na? So only females are. . .
(Conversation starts)8-)
***SilknSteel***
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Cuddlemii: 3:50pm On Aug 13, 2011
SIlknSteel:

Silknsteel: Heyyy I love your eyes! Dey cant be natural now, are dey?
Guy: (blushes n smiles widely) Well yes dey are! Y?
Silknsteel: They are too lovely to be natural! How come dey dont belong to a female atleast?
Guy: Ahh what do U mean na? So only females are. . .
(Conversation starts)8-)
***SilknSteel***

Nice one. So you do the chasing. You have made the first move. Big up yourself. You are a real sista cool cool, no pretence, no bullshit.
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Pweety4me(f): 4:00pm On Aug 13, 2011
I no dey record them 4 brain. . .as i barely ever give chance for one kind to follow me talk. undecided
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by 195(f): 4:07pm On Aug 13, 2011
yawns . . .
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by tenderheart1: 5:14pm On Aug 13, 2011
Hi Alosyby92, we need to talk mur outsyd here pls, ow do I contact U, maybe on fb, twitter, bb pin, email, whateva works 4 U, We av sum serious talking to doHi Alosyby92, we need to talk mur outsyd here pls, ow do I contact U, maybe on fb, twitter, bb pin, email, whateva works 4 U, We av sum serious talking to do
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by pendo89(f): 5:22pm On Aug 13, 2011
^^
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by SexyBabie(f): 5:31pm On Aug 13, 2011
funny thread,
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by SIlknSteel(f): 6:00pm On Aug 13, 2011
@Cudds: Not always doh l dont mind when l get d chance to. Derz is nothing wrong wt complimenting something lovely even if it happens to be on a guy Lolz.
A frd's line is: Hey Swt thing,mind if l make U d drumbeat of my heart? . . .den he gives dem dat his cute boyish grin.
Drumbeat ko Samba ni
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Mynd44: 6:16pm On Aug 13, 2011
^^^
How can I meet you so you can TOAST me?
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 6:29pm On Aug 13, 2011
hello girl, excuse me pls, I wan Zap.
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by SIlknSteel(f): 6:30pm On Aug 13, 2011
@Mynd: Well seriously,it aint like l go about TOASTING guyzzz abeg ohhh. I said when l get d opportunity of complimenting sth lovely,l dont hesitate lolz
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by deniyor: 7:00pm On Aug 13, 2011
SilknSteel, would you like to hv sex?
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 7:16pm On Aug 13, 2011
" Im lost.I think you should take me home with you"
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by deniyor: 7:21pm On Aug 13, 2011
^^^No problem, my car is just round the corner.
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 7:22pm On Aug 13, 2011
^^^^ ;d
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by 195(f): 7:27pm On Aug 13, 2011
talina:

" Im lost.I think you should take me home with you"
angry angry
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Dyt(f): 7:28pm On Aug 13, 2011
Wats d opp of 2?
A lonely me
a lonely u
i miss u lyk hell
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 7:28pm On Aug 13, 2011
190_@:

angry angry

What? Thats the best pick up line Ive heard. smiley

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