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Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 4:28am On Aug 15, 2011
Fake
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by 195(f): 4:45am On Aug 15, 2011
undecided
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by yardman(m): 4:55am On Aug 15, 2011
My Gyal ah No Six o Clock Yet, Me Donkey Pipe inna Me Pant Still @ Rock,  Even Oil for the Woman ah fi Good for the Man, also Oil for the Man ah fi Good for the Woman. Me & You Inna Hotel Room, 2minutes after 1galon of Oil Lick Out, So ah Who ah The owner for the Oil ? Jus Hopen ur Door Let The Yard Man Don Youth. Oil ah fi Mix My Gyal







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Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by ebogentle(m): 5:00am On Aug 15, 2011
For the avoidance of doubt, the above is just a joke I felt was relevant to this topic.
I just thought I needed to clear that up.

Frankly I do not use pick up lines. Give me a lady who is an intellectual and who can hold a conversation. she will be smart enough to know that the flattery should come much later when it will be genuine.

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Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Pweety4me(f): 5:04am On Aug 15, 2011
^^^Maybe, maybe not.
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by ebogentle(m): 5:13am On Aug 15, 2011
^ touche
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by donjazzie(m): 10:24am On Aug 15, 2011
Is your Dad Boko Haram

Cuz u r d BOMB tongue

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Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nayah(f): 10:50am On Aug 15, 2011
Ebogentle, I'm with you on that, compliments would be natural for a smart lady, there's no need to pick up lines this is too superficial, I mean even though you want to do your best to compliment her it will sound fake

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Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by tlops(m): 12:06pm On Aug 15, 2011
Whats ur name?

Have you watched 'O le ku' before. do this in yoruba, lol
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nobody: 12:20pm On Aug 15, 2011
190_@:

All what u guys are saying here are all GRAMMAR!!

Would work only on those Nigerian girls that dont know their LEFT FROM THEIR RIGHT

or those dark skinned girls that wear one pata for 3weeks - day in day out

mtschewww - rubbish undecided[/s]

Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by yesboss20(m): 1:14pm On Aug 15, 2011
Hey gorgeous, darn, you're beautiful. If I had da gift to create da perfect girl, I'd leave u just da way u are.
Dude: Lady, you must be lonely. Afta all, u'r in a class of ur own. Da only thng ur eyes hvn't told me is ur name!
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Delingers: 2:30pm On Aug 15, 2011
When I meet a perfect stranger, I try to make her see me as a fellow harmless country man and my intentions are pure, just to ease the passage!

But on the every other, I just show a level of seriousness, intensify the pressure and we are done. Lines do help to crack her defence. Never make her know you're boring either. Girls over 28 hardly trip for those lines.
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by chimoni: 3:17pm On Aug 15, 2011
Theres nothing like ''best pick up lines'' the environment and situation should determine the pick up line to be used. for instance, if u meet a girl in a superrmarket, the pick up line should be different from when u meet a girl in a club etc.
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by eghost247(m): 3:56pm On Aug 15, 2011
chimoni:

Theres nothing like ''best pick up lines'' the environment and situation should determine the pick up line to be used. for instance, if u meet a girl in a superrmarket, the pick up line should be different from when u meet a girl in a club etc.
Loll
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by geecheeky: 4:27pm On Aug 15, 2011
omo no long thing, abeg just touch ur toe, shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by bknight: 4:55pm On Aug 15, 2011
if i told u d story will be off topic wink no worry, when i jam thread wey d tori dey relevant, u shall hear cheesy cool
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by pinkrex(m): 5:17pm On Aug 15, 2011
I love you ass shaking grin grin grin grin

Can i buy you kweli kweli grin grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by mikechrisgeneral(m): 6:33pm On Aug 15, 2011
MIDDLE SCHOOL DATING;kissing on d cheeks
HIGH SCHOOL DATING;sex in d bathroom stall


Twinkle Twinkle little slut, U like black Dick inside ur butt.


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As tyms u don't have to be too honest in this corrupt world, coz straight trees are always chosen first for cutting. Jos be a cool bad guy,



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Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by razznaija(f): 6:51pm On Aug 15, 2011
An angel is missing in heaven, just call heaven and tell them that you r ok.
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by vislabraye(m): 8:11pm On Aug 15, 2011
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by bknight: 12:38am On Aug 16, 2011
one time i had this sweatshirt that was written 'spend some time with me' on the front. this girl smiles at me and says 'what will happen if i spent some time with you?'. i really felt coool  cool cool

[s]funny, i actually wish say na dyt ask me dat kin queshun wink[/s]
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Dyt(f): 1:27am On Aug 16, 2011
chuckles
i m actually askin dat ryt now
pls ll u spend sm tym wit me?
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nayah(f): 8:22am On Aug 16, 2011
vislabraye wow what a declaration! lol
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by cyberuzo(m): 12:36pm On Aug 16, 2011
hey, i'm about to toast u, are u ready??
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Goldieluks: 12:49pm On Aug 16, 2011
Hey babe,can i follow you like twitter?
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by nagoma(m): 3:01pm On Aug 16, 2011
Nice legs, when do they open?[quote][/quote]

Cant beat that!! cheesy
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by nagoma(m): 3:09pm On Aug 16, 2011
I like your hair. where did you buy it? Did it come with the nose?
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by eewule(m): 3:28pm On Aug 16, 2011
Depends on the scenario:

"Its a bit scary walking theses streets alone, you dont mind to escort me ?"

or

"I can see you have trekked a long way here, you mind a lift on my back ?"

grin grin
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by EfeEkarume(m): 7:18pm On Aug 16, 2011
Wowdaful, have been waiting for this topic. Here's my little nothings
* If I were to arrange the alphabets again, I would place U and I together.
*Are your legs not tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
*Are your parent alien, because you're completely out of this world
*If love were drop of water, i'll give you 7 seas
*If love were money, you'll own the banks
*If love was expressed in words, I will write you a thousand novel
* If love were sand, I'll buy you a tipper.
* There are just two letters in the world that love each other. I love U!
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by Nayah(f): 7:25pm On Aug 16, 2011
lol Efe you have a list of lines lol grin
Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by eghost247(m): 8:18pm On Aug 16, 2011
EfeEkarume:

Wowdaful, have been waiting for this topic. Here's my little nothings
* If I were to arrange the alphabets again, I would place U and I together.
*Are your legs not tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
*Are your parent alien, because you're completely out of this world
*If love were drop of water, i'll give you 7 seas
*If love were money, you'll own the banks
*If love was expressed in words, I will write you a thousand novel
* If love were sand, I'll buy you a tipper.
* There are just two letters in the world that love each other. I love U!
Are Your Parent Alien Cos Your out of this word Now Thats a Classic Line

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Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by cantell(m): 11:57pm On Aug 16, 2011
vislabraye:

Nice legs. What time do they open?
I wish i could use this kind of line.

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