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The Lil Girl by Terry1(m): 7:50pm On Feb 24, 2006
A lil girl was playing with her playmate which was a boy in the lil girl's compound and suddenly she saw some ripe mangoes on the mangoe tree in their compound, she told her mother that she wants to climb and plug the riped mangoes.

Her mother told her not to, that if she do, the lil boy will look at her paint under her dress.

Some minutes later, the lil girl came back calling to her mother with the ripe mangoes in her hands,

Lil girl: mummy mummy, I've plug the mangoes.

Then her mother replied vehemently,

Mother: didn't I tell you not to climb because that  boy down there will look at your paint?

Lil girl: No mummy I pulled off my paint and keep it inside the house before i climb the mangoe.
Re: The Lil Girl by Rhodalyn(f): 10:00pm On Feb 24, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
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i wonder what the boy must have seen then
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
wonder if he could stand the heat
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Re: The Lil Girl by Z4M4eva(f): 10:36pm On Feb 24, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Lil Girl by spikelord(m): 9:22am On Mar 13, 2006
There is nothing that much to see under the girl's pant!
Re: The Lil Girl by lauryn(f): 1:48pm On Aug 19, 2006
@ Spikelord
well, there is sooooooooooo much to see from da lil boy's view grin grin grin
Re: The Lil Girl by ify2love2(f): 2:53pm On Aug 19, 2006
that's funny
Re: The Lil Girl by Nobody: 10:11am On Apr 25, 2008
heeheheheheh grin
Re: The Lil Girl by chistiana(f): 4:01pm On May 02, 2008
lol
Re: The Lil Girl by eslynera(f): 6:14pm On May 02, 2008
they're jus kidz anyway. lol tongue grin
Re: The Lil Girl by kay9(m): 10:03pm On May 02, 2008
smiley Not bad, but I've heard it before.
Re: The Lil Girl by Shaz(f): 10:07pm On May 02, 2008
honestly, when did pant become a five-lettered word, paint?? Even for Gas, them still dey call 'pata' which one na paint. [PA - INT]? nawa!

pretty played joke too

anyways, e she sir! adupe sir!
Re: The Lil Girl by hclacid(m): 6:40am On May 03, 2008
i bet that the boy could write a book about what he saw grin grin
Re: The Lil Girl by Nobody: 8:08am On May 03, 2008
Girls = Dumb
Re: The Lil Girl by glasglow: 8:30am On May 03, 2008
: ) Haha stupid.
Re: The Lil Girl by clemcykul(f): 12:19pm On May 03, 2008
@poster what did the boy see under the skirt?

if he saw something was it a bush? pls answer.
Re: The Lil Girl by oluyemimi(f): 3:31pm On May 08, 2008
READ THAT WAY BK ISNT FUNNY angry angry
Re: The Lil Girl by clemcykul(f): 9:31am On May 09, 2008
huh?
Re: The Lil Girl by Nobody: 9:34am On May 09, 2008
Brrr!
Re: The Lil Girl by clemcykul(f): 9:41am On May 09, 2008
wat da hell is brrrrrrrrr
Re: The Lil Girl by bibs(f): 9:57am On May 09, 2008
it means one b and plenty rs
Re: The Lil Girl by ohilebo(m): 10:20am On May 09, 2008
@  clemcykul ,  you too spoil sha ,  angry watin bush go dey do for Lil Girl body? Mrs Olodo abi u self get bush under wen u be Lil Girl? grin grin grin , u and your corrupt mind angry
Re: The Lil Girl by clemcykul(f): 10:24am On May 09, 2008
a bush is a bush. wen u enter a bush u find both sweet and bitter fruits
Re: The Lil Girl by oluyemimi(f): 11:14am On May 09, 2008
@ CLEMCY U JUST SAID NONSENSE I.E NO SENSE
@ INFO BOYS = FOOLS
Re: The Lil Girl by ohilebo(m): 11:21am On May 09, 2008
Yawah!!!!!! grin
Re: The Lil Girl by clemcykul(f): 11:54am On May 09, 2008
*gives olu a resounding slap dat sends her reeling into the atlantic ocean*

chapter of olu's life closed!

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