are ur contact lenses permanent?

A woman came back from office and caught her husby in action with another woman. .she ask 'honey wat are u doing?' the man responded 'i dey cook soup!' she ask again 'is it going to taste good after u'r done' he anwsers 1 more time 'u can trust me how. . .u knw i use to be a very good cook before i married u' hummm she said followed by a questn 'hw long will it take u to finish then'
Now which one is the dumbest Q?

was on my way out of the office last week, one of
my staff asked oga (boss) are you gonig out?

yeah---I over heard a home boy once asking my kid brother---"does netzero have internet"

someone asked me, pls is it "notwithstanding" or notwithout standing"? i was just laughing inside,

"How much is a FREE sample?"

''Was it sweet?'' (Contextually dumb albeit funny )

A guy asked me where 'DIASPORA' is located in d world 'cos he had been hearing/reading d phrase 'NIGERIANS IN DIASPORA'.

Macgreat:

A woman came back from office and caught her husby in action with another woman. .she ask 'honey wat are u doing?' the man responded 'i dey cook soup!' she ask again 'is it going to taste good after u'r done' he anwsers 1 more time 'u can trust me how. . .u knw i use to be a very good cook before i married u' hummm she said followed by a questn 'hw long will it take u to finish then'
Now which one is the dumbest Q?

the highlighted one!

I went to visit a cousin and he wasnt in. When he comes back he sees me and says"you come" you see me ask me that kind question as if i am a ghost. My uncle comes to the sitting room and my siblings and i are watch teevee and he ask"what are you doing"