In my many years of dating, I have come to discover that a woman's vag!na is as wide as her mouth.
Her mouth also give a glimpse of the shape of her vag!na.
So, those women you see with very wide mouth actually have a very wide vag!na.


Moral lesson: if you know you're having an average sized d!ck (or smaller rode), please avoid a woman with wide mouth or else sex will be boring for her. She will complain to her friends that you're a one minute man not knowing that it is her vag that is too wide.


If you have a very huge rode, avoid a woman with small mouth or else she will run from you because of sex. She will complain to her friends that sex with you is too painful and that you want to kill her.


Look at the month of a girl and look at your d!ck before you ask her to be your girlfriend.

(Don't forget: fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion).

wtf are you saying blud? You should take your meds, it’s past 9pm

Merch:
wtf are you saying blud? You should take your meds, it’s past 9pm

I'm sharing real truth. Instead of you to learn, you're saying rubbish.