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Osaze's Father Changes Name by apoti(m): 10:39pm On Aug 25, 2011
This is to inform the General Public that I, formerly known and refered to as Pa Osaze Odewingie Snr, now wish to be known and refered to as Mr John Nosakhare. I also hereby state that I'm not anyway related to Osaze Odemwingie who plays in the English Premiership. I'm just a fan. He does not send me dollars or pounds. All kidnappers pls take note.

Signed

Mr John Nosakhare

wink grin
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by StudioCFR(m): 10:43pm On Aug 25, 2011
grin grin grin
Poster u are not serious o
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by apoti(m): 10:46pm On Aug 25, 2011
^^^ abi now, wetin the old man go do? sharp guy cheesy
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by folahann(m): 10:50pm On Aug 25, 2011
this one na kidnapping prevention.
Prevention is better than cure
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by StudioCFR(m): 10:55pm On Aug 25, 2011
well 20million is a peanut to the guy na

popsy no need go change name cuz of dat
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by apoti(m): 11:01pm On Aug 25, 2011
Studio CFR:

well 20million is a peanut to the guy na

popsy no need go change name cuz of dat

You don forget say Mikel's father kidnappers asked for $4 billion shocked

Old man don dey fear grin
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by Fimmy(m): 12:18am On Aug 26, 2011
lol
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by eghost247(m): 1:25pm On Aug 26, 2011
lmao
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by Fitzi: 2:24pm On Aug 26, 2011
@Folahann

I second that thought, This is really kidnap fear, LOL
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by ragdollz: 2:58pm On Aug 26, 2011
apoti:

This is to inform the General Public that I, formerly known and refered to as Pa Osaze Odewingie Snr, now wish to be known and refered to as Mr John Nosakhare. I also hereby state that I'm not anyway related to Osaze Odemwingie who plays in the English Premiership. I'm just a fan. He does not send me dollars or pounds. All kidnappers pls take note.

Signed

Mr John Nosakhare

wink grin




A very wise move indeed grin grin grin
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by sirp2007: 3:05pm On Aug 26, 2011
d fear of kidnapping is d beginning of WISDOM
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by Pamperme: 3:15pm On Aug 26, 2011
lwkmd,
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by jackpot(f): 3:17pm On Aug 26, 2011
Rolling On The Concrete Laughing My Arse Off grin
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by Basics007: 3:19pm On Aug 26, 2011
This is so funny!
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by Nobody: 3:39pm On Aug 26, 2011
sir-p2007:

d fear of kidnapping is d beginning of WISDOM
Lol. He can't b crious. Hahaha
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by Greenpro: 3:50pm On Aug 26, 2011
ok. No pro
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by joyceereal(f): 3:53pm On Aug 26, 2011
LOL! Oh my God, this is hilarious. Who go dull himself now
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by Cmiller(m): 4:30pm On Aug 26, 2011
L.W.Kidnapp Me,
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by 3direct: 4:41pm On Aug 26, 2011
When dem kidnapped you, we go know whether he dey send you money or not!!!
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by djojo(m): 4:45pm On Aug 26, 2011
very very funny
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by MeGaStReEt: 4:53pm On Aug 26, 2011
lol, . . . @poster u be fooolll ""LWTMB""
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by hbrednic: 4:56pm On Aug 26, 2011
preventive measure cheesy cheesy
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by apoti(m): 6:22pm On Aug 26, 2011
MeGaStReEt:

lol, . . . @poster u be fooolll ""LWTMB""

hop say your belle never tear cheesy
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by noskeybaba: 6:34pm On Aug 26, 2011
Osaze's family lives in Russia. So ur joke is pointless. tongue
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by Nobody: 6:39pm On Aug 26, 2011
Hahaha. if na me be Osaze nothing do them sha if them kidnap the popsy and ask for 20 milla make e tell me sey he dash them his popsy. even with 50k Osaze fit adopt another papa. grin grin grin
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by Nobody: 6:50pm On Aug 26, 2011
u change name oh, OR u nor change name oh, u r our next target!!!!! lol
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by StudioCFR(m): 7:23pm On Aug 26, 2011
Pa Osaze get sense grin grin grin
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by velo10: 7:53pm On Aug 26, 2011
Very Hilarious grin grin grin grin
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by brixton: 8:32pm On Aug 26, 2011
noskeybaba:

Osaze's family lives in Russia. So your joke is pointless. tongue

wher z ur sense of humor? most jokes re pointless bt said to mke us laff
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by Natasha2(f): 8:37pm On Aug 26, 2011
lmao  grin grin
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by OAM4J: 9:03pm On Aug 26, 2011
ROTFLMAO grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Osaze's Father Changes Name by UpDates1(m): 10:41pm On Aug 26, 2011
hahahahahahaha grin

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