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Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by yeye4live(m): 10:46pm On Aug 31, 2011
D ABOKI NXT TO MY HOUSE RECENTLY TRAVEL TO HIS SOKOTO HOME N BROT A WIFY WIT HIM TO LAGOS,LASTNITE WE OVERHEAD A QUARREL N SUDDENLY D WOMAN JUMP OUT N STARTED RUNING AWAY,WEN WE ACCOSTED HER WIT A OKADA TO ASK WHY WAS SHE RUNNING AWAY LIKE DIS SHE SAID,U IS NO UNDERSTAND MUHAMED( MY HUSBAND) GET AM 4BIG DICK AN ME I KNO SABI B4 ME IS MARY HIM,IF I NO RUN NOW DAT HIM 3RD LEG WILL KILL ME OOH,I CANT STAND IT AGAIN,WEN WE WENT BAK TO ASK MUHAMED WAT D PROBLEM WAS,HE JUST SAID MY NEW WIFE S NOT STRONG ON BED.
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by ice234: 5:48am On Sep 01, 2011
Abeg its beta she runs for her life oh hahaha
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by yeye4live(m): 7:16am On Sep 01, 2011
^^^^^^ if u ssee d way she run eeh, our okada cant even reach her pace, dat aboki wicked no b smal, why will he cary dat kind of thing, i ve heard aboki guys re wonderful but i just confirm dat wit my eyes 4real
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by DAVE5(m): 12:25pm On Sep 01, 2011
ok.so wat should we do
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by ice234: 6:20am On Sep 02, 2011
Dave shut up!!
Isn't the story funny enuf for u to laff even if its small
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by yinkalink(f): 6:30am On Sep 02, 2011
Seen
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by DAVE5(m): 8:00am On Sep 02, 2011
ice wats funny that should make me laff,or did u forget ur sense of humour in ur mum's belly cry
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by yeye4live(m): 8:41am On Sep 02, 2011
D.A.V.E:

ice wats funny that should make me laff,or did u forget your sense of humour in your mum's belly cry

no fiting hear,its just a true life story sha, n DAVE if u dont like it smash ur head on d floor ok
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by Yeske2(m): 3:42pm On Sep 02, 2011
Sucks!
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by yeye4live(m): 7:59am On Sep 03, 2011
^^^^^ it realy do
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by DAVE5(m): 2:09pm On Sep 03, 2011
yeye4live:

no fiting hear,its just a true life story sha, n DAVE if u dont like it smash your head on d floor ok
is that wat u do each time u dont like a joke or topic,no wonder,well;am not like u
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by StudioCFR(m): 2:47pm On Sep 03, 2011
she ran cuz her p.ssy hole aint deep enough like na

abi dont u know dat over size d.ck dey tear to.to ni undecided undecided
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by DAVE5(m): 6:11pm On Sep 03, 2011
^ ok. u don talk beta thing;oya erybody clap for him cry
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by bright007(f): 6:24pm On Sep 03, 2011
*where is d joke?storms out angrily!
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by chumakk: 8:35pm On Sep 03, 2011
bright007:

*where is d joke?storms out angrily!
*jam the door on his face* look before you enter 8-)
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by yeye4live(m): 11:44am On Sep 05, 2011
^^^ am angriii ooh b carefull
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by busybody20: 1:26pm On Sep 05, 2011
yeye4live y b say, all your jokes na about joystick? u no dey tireĀ 
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by yeye4live(m): 1:42pm On Sep 05, 2011
^^^^ na lie u dey lie, e b like say u no fit see well, u blind?
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by busybody20: 1:55pm On Sep 05, 2011
yeye4live:

^^^^ na lie u dey lie, e b like say u no fit see well, u blind?


no b another joystick joke u post b dis https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-745827.0.html


who no c well nw? u or meĀ  grin
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by yeye4live(m): 3:32pm On Sep 05, 2011
^^^^ am loking for dat topic i can find it,re u sure u re nt d one dat posted dat sturf, u too like dick self too much,i wonder ow ur own go b
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by nodullin(m): 5:19pm On Sep 05, 2011
this aint no joke section no_more>>>>
dry>>> sucker are all up in ere^^^^
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by yeye4live(m): 5:39pm On Sep 05, 2011
^^^^ mister who caled u sick ass here
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by StudioCFR(m): 3:22am On Sep 06, 2011
hehehe
Gee, u sef give us good joke and stop talking about joystick all the time naw

mtchew
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by row2ray(m): 8:25am On Sep 06, 2011
haha haha so i laughed now what?
Re: Aboki Dick Versus His New Wife by yeye4live(m): 12:23pm On Sep 07, 2011
why

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