A female teacher who all the class addresses as madam was having a
problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, I
should be in 4th grade, I’m smarter than my sister and she's in 4th
grade". The Madam(teacher) had heard enough of d complain and took d boy
2 d principal's office. She explained everything 2 d principal who
decided 2 test d boy with sum questions that a 4th grade should know.


Principal: What is 3+3


Boy: 6


Principal: 6+6


Boy: 12


And so on, the principal asked d boy all questions and d boy got them
right. The principal then told d Madam 2 send d boy to 4th grade. Madam
decided 2 ask her questions and d principal agreed.


Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I’ve only 2 of


Boy: Legs


Madam: What is in ur pants that you've but I dnt have


Boy: pockets


Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid


Boy: Coconut


Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky The
principal's eyes open really wide,but b4 he could stop d answer, the boy
was taking charge


Boy: Bubble gum


Madam: You stick ur poles inside me. You tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do


Boy: Tent


The principal was lookin restless


Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me wen u're bored. The best man always has me 1st


Boy: Weddin ring


Madam: I come in many sizes. Wen I’m nt well, I drip. Wen u blow me,you feel gud


Boy: Nose


Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come wit a quiver


Boy: Arrow


Madam: What starts wit 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if u dnt get it, u've 2 use ur hand


Boy: Fork


Madam: What is it that all men ve,it's longer in sum men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage


Boy: surname


Madam: What part of d man has no bone but has muscles wit a lot of veins like pumpin and is responsible 4 makin luv


Boy: Heart


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said 2 d Madam 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last ten questns wrong myself.

hahahaha,dis is so off the hook,i failed all of them myself.lovely 1 poster

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