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As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by englishmart(m): 7:09pm On Jan 29, 2023
Salespeople and marketers, how would you convince someone to buy something that looks this puny?

Over to you.

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Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by englishmart(m): 7:09pm On Jan 29, 2023
😉

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Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by Zonefree(m): 7:10pm On Jan 29, 2023
Nice ride.

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Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by ahnie: 7:12pm On Jan 29, 2023
cheesy
Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by Shalommy(f): 7:22pm On Jan 29, 2023
Chaii... cheesy this one pass keke

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Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by FirstbornWds: 7:23pm On Jan 29, 2023
englishmart:
Salespeople and marketers, how would you convince someone to buy something that looks this puny?

Over to you.


Are you tired of driving around in a car that's bigger than a house and harder to park than a 747? Well, have I got the solution for you! Meet the "puny" car! This little guy may look small, but it packs a punch when it comes to performance and power. It's like a mini version of the Hulk, but instead of turning green and ripping its clothes, it gets you to your destination faster and with better gas mileage.

And let's be real, who needs all that extra space in their car? It's just extra room for your ex's stuff, and trust me, you don't want that. This car is the ultimate "break-up mobile," small enough to fit in a tight parking space, but powerful enough to make a quick getaway.

Plus, its compact size makes it the ultimate tool for city driving, weaving in and out of traffic like a ninja. The "puny" car is a "big thing in a small package" and it's perfect for those who want to make a statement without taking up too much space. So why drive around in a car that's bigger than your ego when you can have a "puny" car that's just the right size?

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Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by Tokskob2008: 7:23pm On Jan 29, 2023
You can't convince a naija person to buy this. First of all which road will the buyer ply this ride with, is it the same muddy and bad roads or the expressway where ordinary the speed of tanker drivers will push this "tin" off the road

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Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by englishmart(m): 7:28pm On Jan 29, 2023
FirstbornWds:



Are you tired of driving around in a car that's bigger than a house and harder to park than a 747? Well, have I got the solution for you! Meet the "puny" car! This little guy may look small, but it packs a punch when it comes to performance and power. It's like a mini version of the Hulk, but instead of turning green and ripping its clothes, it gets you to your destination faster and with better gas mileage.

And let's be real, who needs all that extra space in their car? It's just extra room for your ex's stuff, and trust me, you don't want that. This car is the ultimate "break-up mobile," small enough to fit in a tight parking space, but powerful enough to make a quick getaway.

Plus, its compact size makes it the ultimate tool for city driving, weaving in and out of traffic like a ninja. The "puny" car is a "big thing in a small package" and it's perfect for those who want to make a statement without taking up too much space. So why drive around in a car that's bigger than your ego when you can have a "puny" car that's just the right size?
Man! See how you made this car so attractive.

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Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by yomi007k(m): 7:34pm On Jan 29, 2023
FirstbornWds:



Are you tired of driving around in a car that's bigger than a house and harder to park than a 747? Well, have I got the solution for you! Meet the "puny" car! This little guy may look small, but it packs a punch when it comes to performance and power. It's like a mini version of the Hulk, but instead of turning green and ripping its clothes, it gets you to your destination faster and with better gas mileage.

And let's be real, who needs all that extra space in their car? It's just extra room for your ex's stuff, and trust me, you don't want that. This car is the ultimate "break-up mobile," small enough to fit in a tight parking space, but powerful enough to make a quick getaway.

Plus, its compact size makes it the ultimate tool for city driving, weaving in and out of traffic like a ninja. The "puny" car is a "big thing in a small package" and it's perfect for those who want to make a statement without taking up too much space. So why drive around in a car that's bigger than your ego when you can have a "puny" car that's just the right size?

grin

This man don dey sell sand inside desert tey tey.


You do well.

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Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by Achor1111(m): 7:41pm On Jan 29, 2023
FirstbornWds:



Are you tired of driving around in a car that's bigger than a house and harder to park than a 747? Well, have I got the solution for you! Meet the "puny" car! This little guy may look small, but it packs a punch when it comes to performance and power. It's like a mini version of the Hulk, but instead of turning green and ripping its clothes, it gets you to your destination faster and with better gas mileage.

And let's be real, who needs all that extra space in their car? It's just extra room for your ex's stuff, and trust me, you don't want that. This car is the ultimate "break-up mobile," small enough to fit in a tight parking space, but powerful enough to make a quick getaway.

Plus, its compact size makes it the ultimate tool for city driving, weaving in and out of traffic like a ninja. The "puny" car is a "big thing in a small package" and it's perfect for those who want to make a statement without taking up too much space. So why drive around in a car that's bigger than your ego when you can have a "puny" car that's just the right size?
You deserved a trophy
Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by dawnomike(m): 7:42pm On Jan 29, 2023
FirstbornWds:



Are you tired of driving around in a car that's bigger than a house and harder to park than a 747? Well, have I got the solution for you! Meet the "puny" car! This little guy may look small, but it packs a punch when it comes to performance and power. It's like a mini version of the Hulk, but instead of turning green and ripping its clothes, it gets you to your destination faster and with better gas mileage.

And let's be real, who needs all that extra space in their car? It's just extra room for your ex's stuff, and trust me, you don't want that. This car is the ultimate "break-up mobile," small enough to fit in a tight parking space, but powerful enough to make a quick getaway.

Plus, its compact size makes it the ultimate tool for city driving, weaving in and out of traffic like a ninja. The "puny" car is a "big thing in a small package" and it's perfect for those who want to make a statement without taking up too much space. So why drive around in a car that's bigger than your ego when you can have a "puny" car that's just the right size?
You deserve an ovation for this... Accolades!!!

What do you do?

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Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by FirstbornWds: 7:55pm On Jan 29, 2023
dawnomike:
You deserve an ovation for this... Accolades!!!

What do you do?


I'm a writer... grin cheesy grin
Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by FirstbornWds: 7:56pm On Jan 29, 2023
yomi007k:


grin

This man don dey sell sand inside desert tey tey.


You do well.


grin grin grin
Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by ANTAX99: 8:15pm On Jan 29, 2023
FirstbornWds:



Are you tired of driving around in a car that's bigger than a house and harder to park than a 747? Well, have I got the solution for you! Meet the "puny" car! This little guy may look small, but it packs a punch when it comes to performance and power. It's like a mini version of the Hulk, but instead of turning green and ripping its clothes, it gets you to your destination faster and with better gas mileage.

And let's be real, who needs all that extra space in their car? It's just extra room for your ex's stuff, and trust me, you don't want that. This car is the ultimate "break-up mobile," small enough to fit in a tight parking space, but powerful enough to make a quick getaway.

Plus, its compact size makes it the ultimate tool for city driving, weaving in and out of traffic like a ninja. The "puny" car is a "big thing in a small package" and it's perfect for those who want to make a statement without taking up too much space. So why drive around in a car that's bigger than your ego when you can have a "puny" car that's just the right size?

You should be banking big time writing ad copies for big brands.
Re: As A Salesperson, How Would You Convince Someone To Buy This? by FirstbornWds: 8:24pm On Jan 29, 2023
ANTAX99:


You should be banking big time writing ad copies for big brands.


Slow and steady, they said!

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