Tosinville:

Cork, don't u have better things to contribute in your horrible life rather than being a nuisance?

Bro. Ok I apologise. I will contribute to your lame thread. If my friend is as ugly as u, I probably forgive him. 

cantell:

*comes in with a plank in hand*
Fill in the blanks.

iyatrustee:

^^^ misplaced aggression! the friend is who you should face. of all the women in the world, its your own wife he is lusting after?

Tosinville:

^So are you telling me that a friend will bleep your wife and go away with it?

Like i said earlier, the real me wont sweat it! End of friendship with him, End of marriage with her! No 2 ways! All the beating in the world wont change the fact that they slept together! And the sight of him on her or her on him will forever be in my mind! Why commit murder over it? I'm responding to what i'd really do if i was to be violently inclined, which ofcourse, i'm not!

It would be easier to plank her if she was on top!

sexkillz:

To be used on who? If i'm to do that at all, i'll use it on my WIFE! I'm not violent though!

Mrs, Chima:

I would shoot the guy who created this thread. 

cantell:

Like i said, fill in the blanks.
They'll probably be unconscious when i'm thru with them.
I can handle a hotel room pretty well but my matrimonial bed? Thats a no go area.
Even if i cheat on my wife, it'll never be on our matrimonial bed.Alas, who else but our Nairaland chief of defense for women affairs.
A little contribution would go a long way to help this thread.
Just a little from the little you have.

kokoye:

@ post.


Grab a camcorder and record evidence. . . .cos they can lie!

_{blackmail / extortion?}

Tosinville:

No one pray for a situation like this but shitt happens at the same time.

Guys, what will you do if you caught your close friend Being Intimate with your wife/girlfriend in your matrimonial bed on your way coming back from work?

blackmann:

there are 2 options -

1. if it is my girlfriend, I will join in the action and make it a 3some. i will then go screw his own girl silly, secretly recording it, shoot my load in her face, and send the whole video to him. i will then dump both him as a friend and my girlfriend. if dem born am well let him show up at my door.

2. if it is my wife i will quietly walk out, go get my shotgun, load it. and walk back to the room. i will then point it to about 2 inches from the guy's head and command him to continue the act. just as he is about to cummm, or when he starts cumming, i will pull the trigger. what i will then do to the wife will determine how much anger still remains in me after the first shot. Maybe i will just shoot her too for good measure, maybe i will let her live, who knows.

Cipriani:

Where would you get a shotgun? Are you an OPC member??

blackmann:

In this day and age where security is lax in Nigeria, police are nothing to write home about and prefer to arrest the innocent, and robbers are everywhere, don't you think people will have some sort of firearms handy at home for their protection?