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Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 2:37am On Sep 19, 2011
I'm glad u liked the joke


I'm proud of who i am ma'am
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by jackpot(f): 6:54am On Sep 19, 2011
Proud of being man-lover? Hope I'm safe? wink undecided
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:49am On Sep 19, 2011
Na your type? undecided
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by bashydemy(m): 8:30am On Sep 19, 2011
Studio tell me say na dream, you be GAY tufia kua
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 8:52am On Sep 19, 2011
I dont know why some people wont mind dia f.cking business
Always sticking dia nose where it does'nt belong
Cant I live my life the way I want to live it anymore ni?
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by jackpot(f): 2:36pm On Sep 19, 2011
^errr. .where do you normally insert it? Anus, mouth or what? undecided tongue
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by kemmeye: 3:49pm On Sep 19, 2011
omg imma beat someone to death.
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by bashydemy(m): 4:10pm On Sep 19, 2011
Studio CFR:

I dont know why some people wont mind dia f.cking business
Always sticking dia nose where it does'nt belong
Cant I live my life the way I want to live it anymore ni?


Can't someone just keep his private life to himself instead of bringing it to public Forum
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 4:55pm On Sep 19, 2011
you're so right sir
but if i had kept it to myself, your bow legged girl friend wouldn't have stopped Eyeing me
toasting and begging me to spend a night with her at room 26

u know how desperate women can be now?

U SHOULDA BEEN THANKING ME FOR DOING U A GREAT FAVOUR sir
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by Sophizzy(f): 6:02pm On Sep 19, 2011
ARareGem:

Funny joke, but reading about Stud and the word 'g.a.y' in the same sentence. . . shocked undecided undecided undecided

Seconded.

Studio CFR:

I'm glad u liked the joke


I'm proud of who i am ma'am

Smh.

Studio CFR:

you're so right sir
but if i had kept it to myself, your bow legged girl friend wouldn't have stopped Eyeing me
toasting and begging me to spend a night with her at room 26

u know how desperate women can be now?

U SHOULDA BEEN THANKING ME FOR DOING U A GREAT FAVOUR sir

Smh.
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 6:39pm On Sep 19, 2011
Whatever
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by jackpot(f): 7:15pm On Sep 19, 2011
^what our last-born usually says wink tongue cheesy
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by bashydemy(m): 8:16pm On Sep 19, 2011
Studio CFR:

you're so right sir
but if i had kept it to myself, your bow legged girl friend wouldn't have stopped Eyeing me
toasting and begging me to spend a night with her at room 26

u know how desperate women can be now?

U SHOULDA BEEN THANKING ME FOR DOING U A GREAT FAVOUR sir
sorry boy you have not done me any favor beside i never get jealous when i see my ex wit someone like you cos my parent always tell me to give out my used toys to the less privilege like studio.
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 8:26pm On Sep 19, 2011
What are u saying?

Sounds like something a poor lonely disturbed person would say
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by bashydemy(m): 8:34pm On Sep 19, 2011
Yes that how it will sound to you cos your thinking is in the same level with the kind of person you mention above
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 11:48pm On Sep 19, 2011
shift go dat side make people no think sey u be my friend

mtchew
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by bashydemy(m): 12:22am On Sep 20, 2011
^^ i can't be your friend offcos,

you should be at the back seat boy

you not my match and i can seat with you boy

you are too small for my personality

sorry your mates dey yaba left no offense
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:53am On Sep 20, 2011
See who's talking. . . Mtchew

yes u not my match ofcourse . . You're just my driver
i sidon for back seat u come dey drive me anywhere i dey makes u my driver

So u gats respect me else I go sack u and employ jackpot or B.tch Guapo wey don too disturb to be my driver
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by bashydemy(m): 12:25am On Sep 21, 2011
^^ hmmm you look like person wey get car?

oya tell me how many gear car dey get?

where turtle dey inside car?

where brake dey?

where VIN dey enough for now
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by Talking(m): 8:58am On Sep 21, 2011
bashy_demy:

^^ hmmm you look like person wey get car?

oya tell me how many gear car dey get?

where[b] turtle[/b] dey inside car?

where brake dey?

where VIN dey enough for now

^^^LMAO @ the bolded, grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:56am On Sep 21, 2011
Help me laugh am well abeg. . . Olodo Driver

Shame on u Bashy-Demon

mtchew
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by sylve11: 4:44pm On Sep 21, 2011
lol! at joke grin cool
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by lysaa(f): 5:04pm On Sep 21, 2011
Be ashamed of wrong life for once stud. Na persin friend go tell persin say persin mouth dey smell.
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by bashydemy(m): 6:44pm On Sep 21, 2011
am so bleeping tired of this guy called Stupidio
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 8:15pm On Sep 21, 2011
lysaa:

Be ashamed of wrong life for once stud. Na persin friend go tell persin say persin mouth dey smell.

He nor be your friend? If i nor fit correct mr I TOO KNOW u fit help me now. .



bashy_demy:

am so bleeping tired of this guy called Stupidio
bashy_demy:

am so bleeping tired of this guy called Stupidio

hold yo side nigger cuz i no send u as u see me so MR TURTLE

HEHEHEHE
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by bashydemy(m): 8:40pm On Sep 21, 2011
^^ are you making sense at all? just asking no offense
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by lysaa(f): 9:21pm On Sep 21, 2011
All i'm saying is that, u can't be gay when there're sexy sisters like clem.
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by Dabss(m): 9:24pm On Sep 21, 2011
Make una free the guy. Only God can help him now
@ stud., that joke is dry
lysaa:

All i'm saying is that, u can't be man-lover when there're sexy sisters like clem.
lol, i no dey o
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:36pm On Sep 21, 2011
lysaa:

All i'm saying is that, u can't be man-lover when there're sexy sisters like clem.

I've seeing. .met. . Dated and bedded plenty of dem in the past didnt enjoy it

till dat day at lagos airport hotel i met my handsome partner

i'm a fine boy with now. . And my swagg is hotter than fire u know
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by lysaa(f): 9:40pm On Sep 21, 2011
Do u have fantasies of u and koko master?
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by lysaa(f): 9:50pm On Sep 21, 2011
Anyways i still see no reason for that when there's fine Enyluv on NL
Re: Funny Abi? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:08pm On Sep 21, 2011
Lyssa I wont even do u talkless of Enyluv

got tattoo on my joystick my partner is sooo crazy about

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