orijo1980:
There are some parent who just say oh boy I have give you this girl even after my death she is your wife I happen to be among them the father inviteme to his house. When I went their I met him with some of his friends after greetings the explain every to me and invite the girl we discuss the girl accepted during the period she was in jss1 I took full responsibility of her education although at that time the father was stable. Know the story started charging all those years I am responsible for clothing and all schooling responsibility with with financial assistant to the family with her own special. She is almost done with her waec but just of resent see call me and your not the calibre men men I want to marry

E choke oooo

Most of y'all are bellow 30 and the comments lacks reality check for me right now

Na better life I dey pray for like this,when them break my heart,I go share

That's if it will ever happen

Dear men,

Use your head and think like a man. Stop thinking emotional like a pussy ass niggar! SIMPs thinks emotionally with their hearts instead of thinking logically with their brains.

Never waste a dime on any girl. Don't spend any money on any girl because they're not worth it. Rather spend that money on your mother and sisters. Use your head before dem use am for you. That girl you're probably spending and sending money to, has other guys elsewhere whom she's using to cash out while offering her over used damaged kpekpus to them. She'll not hesitate to dump you ASAP the moment a more richer dude crosses her path. Are you then a fool? men, Use your head before dem use am for you!!!!

Gadafii:
The days of 2go

Cried for a girl I hadn’t even seen, just 2go texts and occasional text

The port harcourt girl told me one day she’s not doing again after I don send her cards and 2go credits severally, Omo i cried oo😂😂😂

But never again, except broke days, no girl fit make me over think or cry again, I now have options in different spec, in case thunder wants to strike one

I realize being a man of value and all season and weather is the key, girls may still dump you or cheat on you, but you know right from time such is likely to happen so you already prepare your mind for such and look out for these things

First way to get a girl hooked to U is to fvck her without emotions n live your life happily without her.

BrotherFolake:
😎

Who takes Nigerian Women serious

Why would i cry over a Nigerian lady As in what, I dey craze

Only SIMPle men cry over a Lady nowadays.

If only Men could be like me

hmmmn you are original simp physically but claiming tough guy online. No real men should follow your step

Money can and will never by love. So my advice to you guys that has been spending your hard earn money on women believing they love you is wrong. Sometime, you need to pretend to the woman you love that you dont have much even when you have. If you are really serious about keeping a relationship that will last forever, you need to do away with some crateria that would lead you to a disastrous relationship. For instance, you need to pray and ask God for direction, seak for a woman that has the fear of God, a woman that is contented and accept you for who you are, not for what you have etc.

To you that lay your hand on a woman, there are women that will give you a second chance for such act, and there are also women that will not, just as it has happened to you. So my advice is that, try as much as possible to be in control of your tempererment at all time in your next relationship because you may not know if she's trying to test your endurance and all that as it relate to how you guys are going to leave together if marriage eventually take place.

Finally, i pray for you in your new journey to locating the woman that will love unconditionally in accordance to the promised of God concerning marriage in Jesus name amen.

RoadMozart:
I remember the first time I cried over a b*be. Was in my first year in Uni. Met this girl from Sango Ota. She was so beautiful, fair. Shortly after we started dating. She was so responsible at first before I discovered that most girls have fish brains and the rest have no brains at all. I was not a Yahoo boi but I wasn't broke. She broke up with me after six months.

I was pained but when I cried was when I discovered that she left me for my friend that was a Yahoo boi. No be say the guy get money ooo. I still get money pass the guy.

I cried cos she didn't understand my simple lifestyle. I even started sleeptalking calling her name in my sleep

chaii sorry dear, those creatures are a natural enigma

luminouz:
Lol...I understand these dudes because they truly seem to like their gfs but failed to use their heads and let their hearts lead them astray.

You thoroughly vet a woman before committing your resources at all. Apart from genotype issues, the rest are just women playing men, like they have been for 2000 years.

Embrace the redpill. Open your eyes and let your soul soar.

hahahaha what made it 2000years, were u counting it

tonywonder:


Not all girls are the same! There are still decent ones out there....

yeah it’s true shir, but u can’t bank on that, naturally women are deceitful and not loyal creatures, one reason God made them substitutes,

Jamestown123:
all of them are the same. You just need the right key to open some of them brain

hahahaha Abby? Well just very few of them get brains shir, but it’s just a rare luck to cross paths with one

Olam09:
Lol, i cried about my breakup last year.. but since then I've moved on and scared of dating any women anymore.. women are scum i fear them pass devil.

hahahahaha God their creator got heartbroken after they corrupted the whole of creation by having sex with the devil, talkless of simple man

Jamestown123:
all of them are the same. You just need the right key to open some of them brain

Not all of us ladies are same, just that the good ones are few.

orijo1980:
There are some parent who just say oh boy I have give you this girl even after my death she is your wife I happen to be among them the father inviteme to his house. When I went their I met him with some of his friends after greetings the explain every to me and invite the girl we discuss the girl accepted during the period she was in jss1 I took full responsibility of her education although at that time the father was stable. Know the story started charging all those years I am responsible for clothing and all schooling responsibility with with financial assistant to the family with her own special. She is almost done with her waec but just of resent see call me and your not the calibre men men I want to marry

Are you not ashamed to say this?
On fp there's a post of one Nigerian paedophile that was arrested in the UK, these are the things you people do here that you should get locked up for
You are grooming a little girl
How old are you?

The second guy watches too much Nollywood movies.

Ahhhh
Thunder fire Bolu ke? Mr Fola abeg bear with us.
We Bolu(s) are usually playboys and playgirls …..

Angelfrost:
Amusing to read about the woes of Simps!

Men who think with their hearts instead of their brains deserve to actually cry!

I have no pity for them...!


A grown ass man using money to keep a woman in a relationship! And you think she won't move on if a wealthier man comes into her life?!! Such idiocy!

Exactly!

For me, he go hard.

This heart strong like stone, and I no dey take women matter serious. Infact, the breakup usually starts from me because I don't negotiate my comfort and so far, I am more comfortable alone.

GUNITGuy:

Please I need redpill how can I join

Glad to help a brother.

Go to romance section and you will see the redpill thread there, bold as fuq.

Start from page 1. We are around page 2034, currently.

Prettygirl200:
Not all of us ladies are same, just that the good ones are few.

Yen yen yen...

If I catch you...

BATified2023:
Since childhood I haven’t been wired to n overly emotional so I can hardly relate, before I start anything I always ask myself what if it fails?

So I always kinda have a plan B for virtually everything I do

Probably due to my experiences while growing up sha

So me!!!
Even when my girl got pregnant for another man, she was surprised on how unperturbed I was when she broke the news to me.
I have 2 things in mind when starting a ship.
1. (if she's beautiful) My chances of keeping her might be lean.
2.(checks if she's materialistic) I do rather invest in my self...

EthanSly:
I was dating this church girl for two years plus 5 years of unofficial dating.. very beautiful and intelligent.. Omo I have never loved anybody like I loved. She was a virgin and me I was already sexually active.. She told we won't make out until marriage I agreed. Omo shortly after my Nysc pop I got a document forwarded to my WhatsApp. I read my breakfast note as a doc file.. Omo one year later she got married and I cried for several nights.. It took me 2years to get over her.

Your first mistake...agreeing to be celibate.

Second mistake...showing her how much you love and can't do without her.

These things look good on TV but nothing makes a girl's pussy drier than a man who has no will of his own. If she can control you, other women can and women don't want it easy.

All these nonsense never happened to me because Hod gave me wisdom. And I’m no simp. Never ever.

Metronomy:
Bimbola!!!

The cry I had over this girl can actually take nothing less than 60% of Total cry of my entire life...

Even though I am married and she's still single, I don't think I can ever love any lady the way I loved her. Even my wife can't fill the space(maybe in future sha) I almost commit suicide, thanks to all my close friends that made me realized females are just meant to be used and dump...

When I was about loosing total values for ladies was when I borrowed myself the sense of getting married to the better devil among the females...

It's because you loved her too much with your heart instead of your head. You also had oneitis...sticking to one girl.

Women want what other women desire. The moment you became her one and only, she got bored as fuq. You should have kept your love in your heart and rule with your head. Then, never let her know just how much you love her. Be strict when need be and act like a man in all cases. Women respect and even desire strength in a man. No matter what they say, always trust their actions, not their words.

Lastly, never trust anyone 100%. Humans aren't built to last

luminouz:


Your first mistake...agreeing to be celibate.

Second mistake...showing her how much you love and can't do without her.

These things look good on TV but nothing makes a girl's pussy drier than a man who has no will of his own. If she can control you, other women can and women don't want it easy.

The only mistake he was to agree to go celibate, because he automatically became a simp. Women don’t like simp

NOETHNICITY:
The only mistake he was to agree to go celibate, because he automatically became a simp. Women don’t like simp

Lol...the second is PEDESTALISING HER! in case you didn't get my second point.

Make a girl the centre of your existence and watch that existence crumble.

You are a King, she follows you, not the other way round.

luminouz:


Lol...the second is PEDESTALISING HER! in case you didn't get my second point.

Make a girl the centre of your existence and watch that existence crumble.

You are a King, she follows you, not the other way round.

You are absolutely correct

Lanshile:
My girlfriend told me it was over Between us
She was shocked cos I only said okay and never reacted in any way
She broke up cos she wanted to focus on her life
I escorted her to where she will take bike,branched into a mini Mart and bought hollandia
She rushed back after some minutes that she can't leave me
After everything she asked me why I didn't cry that day and she has never seen me cry before irrespective of how hard life hit me
I had to tell her that I've seen a lot of hard times in this life that has dried up my tears and relationship is the last thing I will cry on irrespective of the love I've got for the lady

Lol
All the girls in my life always tell me one thing, that they know that if they decide to break up with me I will heave a big sigh of relief. And I it’s true. So they (all my girls) have to work hard to protect the relationship.

luminouz:


Yen yen yen...

If I catch you...

Who's this one? Go home and do that same yen yen to your useless mother, since you refused to have sense.

Prettygirl200:
Who's this one? Go home and do that same yen yen to your useless mother, since you refused to have sense.

K

RoadMozart:
I remember the first time I cried over a b*be. Was in my first year in Uni. Met this girl from Sango Ota. She was so beautiful, fair. Shortly after we started dating. She was so responsible at first before I discovered that most girls have fish brains and the rest have no brains at all. I was not a Yahoo boi but I wasn't broke. She broke up with me after six months.

I was pained but when I cried was when I discovered that she left me for my friend that was a Yahoo boi. No be say the guy get money ooo. I still get money pass the guy.

I cried cos she didn't understand my simple lifestyle. I even started sleeptalking calling her name in my sleep

you dodged a bullet. Lol

luminouz:
Lol...I understand these dudes because they truly seem to like their gfs but failed to use their heads and let their hearts lead them astray.

[b]You thoroughly vet a woman before committing your resources at all. [/b]Apart from genotype issues, the rest are just women playing men, like they have been for 2000 years.

Embrace the redpill. Open your eyes and let your soul soar.

I like this part.