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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by sunnedee2: 3:57pm On Jun 08, 2023
felong:
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You're not going to heaven again. grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by OBTOREPA(m): 3:57pm On Jun 08, 2023
Okay
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by ppogba: 3:58pm On Jun 08, 2023
felong:
grin

very funny.

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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by seborrhic: 4:02pm On Jun 08, 2023
Rubbish
Another copy and paste item meant for the foreign audience

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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by Charpell(m): 4:03pm On Jun 08, 2023
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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by MissOpe(f): 4:04pm On Jun 08, 2023
There is no provision for fuel subsidy in the next budget. Prepare to cushion the effect of its removal.
1. Register your children and wards in schools at trekking distance from your house.
2. Patronize neighborhood shops and market.
3. Attend neighborhood places of worship.
4. Workers cooperatives should purchase vehicles to convey members to and from work at noncommercial rate.
5. Many of the issues for which you move around can be settled on the phone.
6. Embrace virtual meetings.
7. Total distance not more than 5km to-fro should be trekked. Trekking is good for health.
8. Think of more innovative ways of reducing your exposure to PMS economy.

Share this to help others.

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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by IamV: 4:06pm On Jun 08, 2023
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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by Pat081: 4:07pm On Jun 08, 2023
jmoore:
Instead of paying 200 naira for transport, use 50 naira to buy corn and trek for 45 mins to your location.

With
you can never see 50 naira corn here again
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by seborrhic: 4:07pm On Jun 08, 2023
MissOpe:
There is no provision for fuel subsidy in the next budget. Prepare to cushion the effect of its removal.
1. Register your children and wards in schools at trekking distance from your house.
2. Patronize neighborhood shops and market.
3. Attend neighborhood places of worship.
4. Workers cooperatives should purchase vehicles to convey members to and from work at noncommercial rate.
5. Many of the issues for which you move around can be settled on the phone.
6. Embrace virtual meetings.
7. Total distance not more than 5km to-fro should be trekked. Trekking is good for health.
8. Think of more innovative ways of reducing your exposure to PMS economy.

Share this to help others.
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This is more like it

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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by Jaykay33(m): 4:08pm On Jun 08, 2023
[quote author=oikirodah post=123656023]10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal


Some of us our budget has been evaluted even before the removal of fuel subsidy.
My 50k a month salary cant even take me up to 2weeks again OMG
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by YeyeGbami: 4:08pm On Jun 08, 2023
Have enough money.
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by Destination40: 4:11pm On Jun 08, 2023
oikirodah:
10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal


Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah
source ireporteronline.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/10-strategies-to-navigate-fuel-subsidy-removal/
the last one sha
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by Jeffyblaq(m): 4:18pm On Jun 08, 2023
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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by lagonovo: 4:19pm On Jun 08, 2023
jmoore:
Instead of paying 200 naira for transport, use 50 naira to buy corn and trek for 45 mins to your location.

With
Healthy lifestyle. Our people are dying young so this is great.
This will also boost your street credibility as you gain more visibilty within your locality. With that you can influence your local politics instead of blowing useless grammar online grin
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by bigpicture001: 4:21pm On Jun 08, 2023
None o the point is related to fuel price bruhaha
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by obi58: 4:26pm On Jun 08, 2023
oikirodah:
10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal


Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah
source ireporteronline.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/10-strategies-to-navigate-fuel-subsidy-removal/

Subsidy removal expert.... What is government putting in place to enable the masses cope with an almost 300% rise not just in transport but in food prices as well? Is it someone on 30k minimum wage (which some states have still not adopted) that will embrace renewable energy sources like solar and wind energy?

I am sure you will not be able to answer. After all you have done the duty your slave master assigned you of misinformation and disinformation.

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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by Diligent1(f): 4:28pm On Jun 08, 2023
jmoore:
Instead of paying 200 naira for transport, use 50 naira to buy corn and trek for 45 mins to your location.

I couldn't hold it, I had to laugh loud

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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by Harrisonsmart(m): 4:40pm On Jun 08, 2023
My own na make them no remove subsidy for garri, na then they will see my true color.

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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by nairalanda1(m): 4:44pm On Jun 08, 2023
obi58:


Subsidy removal expert.... What is government putting in place to enable the masses cope with an almost 300% rise not just in transport but in food prices as well? Is it someone on 30k minimum wage (which some states have still not adopted) that will embrace renewable energy sources like solar and wind energy?

I am sure you will not be able to answer. After all you have done the duty your slave master assigned you of misinformation and disinformation.

Okay let's keep borrowing to pay the subsidy

Until there is no money left and government starts owing salaries even for Senators

The palaver is that subsidy is good but paying for it is overexpensive. Even if we remove the senators and governors excess salaries.
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by airsaylongcome: 4:51pm On Jun 08, 2023
nairalanda1:


Okay let's keep borrowing to pay the subsidy

Until there is no money left and government starts owing salaries even for Senators

The palaver is that subsidy is good but paying for it is overexpensive. Even if we remove the senators and governors excess salaries.

Are you saying the senators and governors with all their salary and loot combined is not up to ₦2trn?

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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by nairalanda1(m): 5:02pm On Jun 08, 2023
airsaylongcome:


Are you saying the senators and governors with all their salary and loot combined is not up to ₦2trn?

Probably just about.

Subsidy costs, if we kept them, would have soon risen far above that. Even if we removed corrupt practices and smuggling
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by Olam09(m): 5:09pm On Jun 08, 2023
jmoore:
Instead of paying 200 naira for transport, use 50 naira to buy corn and trek for 45 mins to your location.


πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ wtf!
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by airsaylongcome: 5:13pm On Jun 08, 2023
nairalanda1:


Probably just about.

Subsidy costs, if we kept them, would have soon risen far above that. Even if we removed corrupt practices and smuggling

Right. So this is where I fail to understand a lot of the projections. Is the reported local daily consumption anywhere near actual consumption? I personally think corruption and smuggling at least 50% to the reported consumption. If those (corruption and smuggling) were removed and electricity distribution radically improved, are you saying we would still breach current reported consumption?

State governments are responding to the price hike by reducing working days for civil servants. Is the attendant reduction in productivity not going to result in aassive contraction? Schools and hospitals working only three days in a week

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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by nairalanda1(m): 5:16pm On Jun 08, 2023
airsaylongcome:


Right. So this is where I fail to understand a lot of the projections. Is the reported local daily consumption anywhere near actual consumption? I personally think corruption and smuggling at least 50% to the reported consumption. If those (corruption and smuggling) were removed and electricity distribution radically improved, are you saying we would still breach current reported consumption?

Even if we remove smuggling the problem remains the rising cost of refining petrol.
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by airsaylongcome: 5:18pm On Jun 08, 2023
nairalanda1:


Even if we remove smuggling the problem remains the rising cost of refining petrol.


Would that rising cost be of any financial impact if demand crashed because everyone had electricity?

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Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by TemmyT002(m): 5:18pm On Jun 08, 2023
jmoore:
Instead of paying 200 naira for transport, use 50 naira to buy corn and trek for 45 mins to your location.


Wonderful idea for those who want to lose weight too.
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by obi58: 5:20pm On Jun 08, 2023
nairalanda1:


Okay let's keep borrowing to pay the subsidy

Until there is no money left and government starts owing salaries even for Senators

The palaver is that subsidy is good but paying for it is overexpensive. Even if we remove the senators and governors excess salaries.

Let us start by slashing the salaries and allowances of the president and all his staff by 70%. Ditto for all senators and house of rep members.

Let's do the same for all governors.

Abolish all convoys beyond 3 vehicles.

Abolish all first class and private jet travels except for the president. Every other government official should travel business class max .

Increase taxes on all individuals with a bank account of 100m and above by 20%.

Increase taxes on all businesses with a bank balance of N20m and above by 5%.

INSTALL TRACKERS ON ALL TANKERS CARRYING FUEL FROM THE DEPOTS TO CHECK DIVERSION AND SMUGGLING.

Impose stiff penalties (Life imprisonment to Death) on all involved in smuggling especially conniving government officials and customs staff.

Provide financial rewards of 20m per head for all useful information provided to help catch fuel smugglers and their enablers in government.

Conduct extensive investigation and analysis of the purported figures provided by nnpc with respect to our daily crude oil production and our daily domestic fuel consumption figure. This will help slash the amount we pay as subsidy by 50% and also boost our daily crude oil output.

Reduce the number of aides and special assistants by 70%. Where there is need for specialists hire consultants.

Etc
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by obi58: 5:23pm On Jun 08, 2023
airsaylongcome:


Right. So this is where I fail to understand a lot of the projections. Is the reported local daily consumption anywhere near actual consumption? I personally think corruption and smuggling at least 50% to the reported consumption. If those (corruption and smuggling) were removed and electricity distribution radically improved, are you saying we would still breach current reported consumption?

State governments are responding to the price hike by reducing working days for civil servants. Is the attendant reduction in productivity not going to result in aassive contraction? Schools and hospitals working only three days in a week

These foolish people in government instead of facing corruption and smuggling head on are creating more poverty in the land and reducing productivity in the name of subsidy removal.
Re: 10 Strategies To Navigate Fuel Subsidy Removal by nairalanda1(m): 5:23pm On Jun 08, 2023
airsaylongcome:


Would that rising cost be of any financial impact if demand crashed because everyone had electricity?

Even if everyone had power.

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