Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's FACEBOOK account. I was listed in the "booty call" friend's list category. SMSW

Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really shit. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." SMSW

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" SMSW

Today, While on a business trip, I decided to cheat on my wife just this once (I Swear) with this HOT Calabar girl. While giving me a Mouth Gig, for some odd reasons, she injures the cap of my manhood. We've been married 15 years and I'm going home tomorror. How to explain the injury to her, I don't know. SMSW

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are having sex, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth was: "Don't worry, they're used to it". SMSW

Today, it appears that my girlfriend of 6 years has been searching the internet (Google) all day with the search phrase "How to confess to having an affair." SMSW

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i know its a punishable offence these days to ask where is the joke, so i would not bother.
but anyway, where is the joke.?

ode remo:

i know its a punishable offence these days to ask where is the joke, so i would not bother.
but anyway, where is the joke.?

Real people sharing every day life unfortunate moments and other fail funny stories. And answering where the joke is, if you can't pick out one from the above, how else can I be of help

will give u my address so u can lock down my cars.

reporting them stolen might do justice

Not bad, poster.

@poster e be like say your problems many O!

cool jokes - l love them!

this is just like fml mehn naija pple can copy. smdh