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Do You Think I Am Dying? by boysteve1(m): 12:06am On Sep 07, 2007
I Smoke 5Sticks of Cigarette everyday and 5wraps of weed do you think i am dying?how long do you think i can live, men its just too addictive that i can't stop, advise needed please!!
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by ssRhino: 1:16am On Sep 07, 2007
You are not dying, you are already dead, cos i think you already have cancer of the mind grin
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by nana(f): 1:18am On Sep 07, 2007
No u're not dying. No one is going to give the best advice here. You can force a donkey to the stream but u can't force it to drink water! It's got to be your personal decision.Meanwhile,u can always go and see a doctor/psychologist.
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by nana(f): 1:18am On Sep 07, 2007
$$Rhino:

You are not dying, you are already dead, because i think you already have cancer of the mind grin
lol
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by ssRhino: 1:20am On Sep 07, 2007
nana, yeah. let the negro go and see a doctor and get a lethal injection, cos he is part of the reasons why we have gloabal warming with all his emission from the nose and mouth.
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by nana(f): 1:21am On Sep 07, 2007
lol. . .abeg.I no fit laugh
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by aloib(f): 2:31am On Sep 07, 2007
55 ke, thats almost 3 packets, na wah oo, bet u can stop sef, if u were abroad there might be programms to help u stop sha, i wonder how ur lips would be, eww naija cigars taste so bad, 55, hmmm
as per the weed. that makes u dead already,
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by geegee(f): 9:05am On Sep 08, 2007
he dint say 55 he said 5 or do u want him to die befor time 5 is bad enough how much more 55.
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by HUMPHERY(m): 4:17pm On Sep 13, 2007
U JUST HAVE TO STOP IT FACE THE SENTENCE![i][/i]
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by naijaking1: 11:13pm On Sep 13, 2007
@poster

Congratulations!
You have conquered the first step of your illness: recognition that you have a problem.

You have an addiction problem, a well know medical condition.

You can get help from a pyschiatrist, psychologist, an addiction specialist. They will put through a step-by-step protocol that will help you quit.

Quitting is important for your health, because it is well known that tobacco causes cancer and other illness. Combining tobacco with marijuana increases theses risks significantly.

Keep up your quest to live a more healthy life.
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by fatty27: 8:36am On Sep 14, 2007
He should also stop fraternising with those friends of his if he ever want to live.
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by Bosdem(f): 2:33pm On Sep 14, 2007
$$Rhino:

You are not dying, you are already dead, because i think you already have cancer of the mind grin

CORRECT!!!
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by spora(m): 12:14pm On Sep 15, 2007
According to the federal Ministry of Health, You will soon die. Young

But if you dont want to, you can add shepe and akpeteshi. This will neutralise the effect of the cigar and weed.

Good Luck man!
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by waxyweller: 12:04pm On Sep 18, 2007
I NO QUICK KNOW SAY NA DEAD MAN POST I ENTER OOOH, Biko i am out grin grin grin grin grin



$$Rhino:

You are not dying, you are already dead, because i think you already have cancer of the mind grin


@POSTER
PLEASE KEEP SMOKING, WHY ASKING US ,
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by UNLEASHED(m): 7:39pm On Dec 17, 2008
There you go man! Keep smoking!!
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by chyk91(m): 12:19am On Dec 18, 2008
no u are not dying, 5 sticks of cigarette is not very much to be frank, what i find bad is the 5 wraps of igbo. but if u are serious u smoke all this in one day, try and stop. To stop will be hard i must say, u mustbe determined 2 stop and avoid friends that can influence u 2 coninue this trend.
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by desthan(m): 12:00pm On Dec 18, 2008
Exhaust PIPE grin smoke up jare, notin do you wink
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by kufreabasi(m): 12:47pm On Dec 18, 2008
nana:

No u're not dying. No one is going to give the best advice here. You can force a donkey to the stream but u can't force it to drink water! It's got to be your personal decision.Meanwhile,u can always go and see a doctor/psychologist.

you are quite true.
the poster is confessing here. If he knows that it not good, why did he decide to post this thread without
advising himself?
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by adewale78(m): 2:16pm On Dec 18, 2008
There is nothing wrong with you,you will need to sit down and ask yourself these question that am going to ask you and they are as follows
1 What kind of friends are you keeping?
2 Can you do without smoking for almost 30 mins?
3 Where do you love to have fun?
4 Are your friends responsible for your smoking habit?
5 Do you have emotional trauma always?
I will want you to answer these questions first and from there your mind will open to your smoking habit solution believed me.
But, first you've to believed in yourself that you can do it it is not going to be easy but with determination and prayer you will overcome that HABIT grin
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by mafolayomi(f): 4:14pm On Dec 18, 2008
Bros! shey you don see chimney b4 for any factory place. Go any factory for Ilupeju, u go see one tall metal iron wey smoke go dey come out from like big silencer. Omo na so your lungs go don be by now. Den go don change colour. And as silenser dey so, mechaninic fit wash am make e clean and be like new.

U nid to see the manufacturers of the cigaret that you take, they should at least appreciate you for being a loyal customer. I think you deserve a honour and award from them. Don't just die like that now, abi people wetin u think say I talk.

They might even tell you to prove am again in their presence.
How old u be now? u don reach 40. The federal Ministry say somokers are liable to die young but they didnt say smokers will die young o.
U fit dey yarn people like that o and b4 u know am you don turn 70. But I know say e no good. Well, anyway try stop. But if u cant, wetin we fit do for here.

But u suppose dey guiness book of world records.
As a Nigerian powerful smoker abi smoke.

Baba, I hail you.
Ur piss self go don dey smell cigarette. Cigarette get one kind good smell for den oyinbo palour but omo, e dey killing o.
But for african palour, e no dey good.
Den oyinbo dey get that kind small chimney for house but u no get. Infact u dey kill the people wey dey around you than you dey kill yourself.

Nicotiana tabacum na bastard,
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by sartorius(m): 4:42pm On Dec 18, 2008
hey, i know its not easy to quit. do a chest xray, the result might put you off it , and remember the sweetest thing about life is not the highness, havent you noticed that you gas take jumbo or you know they high again, you might have pre cancerous genes so try stop abeg life is to sweet to die untop 10 mins highness
Re: Do You Think I Am Dying? by TOYOSI20(f): 7:44am On Dec 21, 2008
Every year hundreds of thousands of people around the world die from diseases caused by smoking.

One in two lifetime smokers will die from their habit. Half of these deaths will occur in middle age.

Tobacco smoke also contributes to a number of cancers.

So Op go figure. . . . . . lipsrsealed

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