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Ashawo Love by Kevineleven(m): 6:03pm On Aug 01, 2023 |
A ghana man came to look for a wife in Nigeria, He met Ngozi, took her out on a date, after a very romantic evening, he said to her: Ghana man: Ashawo Ngozi : what did you just call me? Ngozi slaps the Ghana, walks away and the relationship ended. A week later, the ghana man met another lady named Linda, they went In a date again, had fun, and after everything he said to her: Ghana man : Ashawo Linda lands him a dirty hot slap Linda(angrily): you are a fool, na your mama be ashawo! the relationship ended. Getting a wife in Nigeria must be a Herculean task the ghana man thought, seems every 9ja lady have anger issues. He decided to try again one last time, so he met Cynthia and they went out on a date. While they were chatting and having a romantic moment, he look into her eyes and said: Ghana man: Ashawo Cynthia: What! Ghana man: I said Ashawo Cynthia: Do you know what you just said? Ghana man : yeah and I mean it Cynthia: you mean it? Something is not right, ok say it in pure English language. Ghana man : I love you Cynthia: Oh my God, you thought ashawo mean I love you? Ghana man: yeah a friend of mine told me so Cynthia: that your friend don't mean well for you o and I demand an apology because ashawo means LovePeddler Ghana man: Jesus, no wonder I have been receiving slap back to back from 9ja women, I am so sorry dear Cynthia( smiles): it's ok, I love you back but you really need to show me that your friend, I needs to be dealt with. Ghana man: no need love, his evil plan worked out for my good Cynthia: how? Ghana man: I disrespect you but you tolerated me, I gave you a reason to leave but you where patient with me, You were intelligent enough to figure out what went wrong, what more can a man ask for, I found you, thanks to my wicked friend. Will you marry me.... |
Re: Ashawo Love by talented321: 6:26pm On Aug 01, 2023 |
Sweet story'' all about anger issue 1 Like |
Re: Ashawo Love by Dimaya: 6:44pm On Aug 01, 2023 |
Great story 1 Like |
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