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The Flying Dog by dani1luv: 5:50am On Oct 15, 2011
A woman is out looking
for a pet, and so she's
trying the local pet shops.
She walks into a small pet
shop and explains her
need to the attendant. He
thinks for a moment and
then says, "I've got just
the thing for you madam.
I'll just get him."
With that, he disappears
into the back of the shop,
and returns a few
seconds later with a cute
little puppy. "This dog is a
special dog," he tells her.
"It is able to fly," he
explains, and with that
throws the dog into the
air. It immediately begins
to float gracefully around
the shop.
"There is one problem
with him, however.
Whenever you say 'my',
he'll eat whatever you've
mentioned. Watch. "My
apple!" The lady watches
in astonishment as the
dog zooms over to the
shop attendant and
furiously devours an
apple he has produced
from his pocket.
"He's cute, and so
unusual. I'll take him," she
says, and a few minutes
later she is on her way
back home with dog to
show her husband.
"Darling, look what a
clever pet I bought today!"
she exclaims when she
gets back home. "He can
fly!"
The husband peers at the
dog, and then remarks,
"Fly eh? Ha! My foot!"
Re: The Flying Dog by lwise(m): 12:23pm On Oct 16, 2011
You be confirmed mumu sorry nunu
Re: The Flying Dog by jackpot(f): 12:50pm On Oct 16, 2011
I would wait till the OP completes the joke before I laugh tongue cheesy
Re: The Flying Dog by dani1luv: 3:32pm On Oct 16, 2011
lwise. . Tanks, but is dat all you could say?

Kk @Jackpot
Re: The Flying Dog by jackpot(f): 3:59pm On Oct 16, 2011
Boys from jokes are no longer smiling these days sad
Re: The Flying Dog by Ajibel(m): 3:56am On Oct 17, 2011
Frowns!



yeah my rating 1 star, for the joke!

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