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Impetuosity by ajuksobi: 9:50pm On Sep 09, 2023

Impetuosity refers to an action performed quickly and without thought. Impetuosity could also be driven by emotion. People who act in this manner often times end in pain and regret.

A starving man was served a large bowl of eba and steaming plate of egusi soup. Instead of taking his time to deal with the food, he, even without washing his hands hurriedly pounced on the food as if it was running away. His first ball of eba picked a giant bone that stuck in his throat. Immediately, he forgot about the food and started struggling to vomit the bone. After several fruitless effort to vomit the bone, he was rushed to the hospital where it was removed but the doctor warned him not to eat anything hard for three days due to the lacerations in the throat.

A young man attended a two-day- workshop in a big hotel where he met a beautiful lady. His last night in the hotel, the lady who have become somewhat intimate with him offered to let him into her garden. Immediately the lady walked into his room that night, he was overcome by excitement such that he ran into the toilet to ease himself. After urinating, he hurriedly pulled up the zipper of his trouser and the metallic teeth of the zipper caught the skin of his Instruments. The young man let out a loud cry and called on the lady for help. Initially, the lady thought it was some kind of prank until she saw blood dripping from the tip of the penis where the teeth of the zipper had eaten deep into the soft flesh. As the young man was writhing in pain, she unconsciously offered to help. At the end, the zipper was removed but a gash has been left on the 'weapon' - it lay defeated and powerless.

The lady felt sorry for him and, after consoling him for a while bade him good night and left.

Whatever we do, let us not be impetuous!

Ajukura, Fidelis O.

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