bekay911:

iit doesnt apply to moi

odiaero:

Lies

Like your drivel about fixing planes. Sidekicks

splitnaija:

The first time I heard about Okafor's law was when I was a Youth Corper.
I overhead my boss then jokingly saying to his friend he was going to apply Okafor's law on a certain person.
As a bloody Corper, I had no guts to ask him anything about the said law as that could mean insurbodination. But somehow, I stumbled on it on the internet a while ago and was amazed.

Okafor's Law of Congodynamics

C1 + P = C∞
It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C1) , it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.

In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. There is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O (opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties.

Now having read through, I want responses on how true and reliable this law is.

1. Has anyone ever fallen victim of this law?
2. Does it apply to only females?
3. Does it have a validity period?
4. Are there other laws or hypotheses by this scientist called Okafor?
5. What does the name Okafor really mean?

shagaman:

summary of Okafors law

A Kitty once bleeped can always be refucked depending on the agreement between the fuckee and the fucker, simple

hmm na wa oh WETIN BE FUCKEE?  

iice:

Like your drivel about fixing planes.  Sidekicks

Posted by: chipmunkey  
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@OP you're so crazy, I'm not sure who is crazier between you and your Boss.

Owu gal:

wow. wow. and wow.
okafors law. thats strange
what r u talking about.?
there r many celibate women u know

odiaero:

And urs full of Okafor's Law. Upper-cut  

Exhibit A " "

4teelaw:

well, Okafor's Law is real! I fell for it over and over again, and ended up breaking up an engagement with someone else to marry "my okafor's law", because what's the use of getting married when you will still cheat with "okafor's law" so kukuma marry am na! abi how you check am!
And trust me 2yrs don waka, we still de carry go!

Natasha,,:

hmm na wa oh WETIN BE FUCKEE?  

mikeywise:

@poster, no matter how much we try to shy away from it,whether hypotesis or law, the ascertion is very true.most people will deny it but deep down, they know its the truth. :d

Fokativ:

I have a girlfriend, I know her former boyfriend and we plan to get married.

But her former boyfriend is from same village with her, meaning chances of they still being in touch are very high.

She was also ditched by the guy meaning she wasn't done with the guy as at the time of their separation.

With the knowledge of Okafor's law now, can I still trust her not to fall for him in later years after we must have tied the nuptial nut?

Okafor and his law are driving me nuts now

citee:

Guy, i believe in the law die!!!!! I have tried and it has worked for me a couple of times.

Obiagu1:

The law is very valid. Once you shine a congo, you can always shine it provided you two run into each other once in a while.

I didn't know there was a law for it until now but I know that I've banged all the girls I've been with over and over again whenever I run into them no matter their current state.

Obiagu1:

It's one of the reasons I avoid nasty breakups.
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Me too. Infact, i have never broken up with any girl. All we do is "excusing" each other. U know why? Cos we can bump into each other any time.

Quote from: shagaman on Today at 01:06:31 PM
summary of Okafors law

A Kitty once bleeped can always be refucked depending on the agreement between the fuckee and the fucker, simple

hmm na wa oh WETIN BE FUCKEE?    

iice:

Exhibit A " "

odiaero:

M-cluster