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I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Gafferde: 9:57pm On Oct 22, 2023
For me, I don’t know why people fantasize about going to heaven.

To sing, and worship forever? No day, no night, no improvements, no growth, no need for food, no sex, no pain, no motivation, nothing… just an unending sessions of people wearing whites garments singing around.

Sing for the first 10 years. Not tiring. Then sing another 2956 billion years. Nothing special. It sounds robotic and monotonous.

Heaven doesn’t sound like anything interesting to me. It may be a great venue for you. To each is own. If I should choose, I will prefer to stay dead when I die… I want to decay, and turn to elements of the earth.

I am not interested in heaven or hell. They are both bizzare and weird. In one you burn and cry without end. In the other, you rejoice without end.

Extreme cases. If they exist, I am not interested.

Of course, I would change my stance if I see a better explanation. But for now… the description of heaven is a very boring place.

#think

Cc. Ifeanyi eze

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Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Wujio: 9:58pm On Oct 22, 2023
I pity you. Pray this prayer, say Father give me personal supernatural visions of hell. Go there for three minutes and if you dont almost run mad, call me a fool.
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Maynman: 10:09pm On Oct 22, 2023
Wujio:
I pity you. Pray this prayer, say Father give me personal supernatural visions of hell. Go there for three minutes and if you dont almost run mad, call me a fool.
If you are in hell for eternity, it stops being "hell", same as "heaven".

Sit down and think about the concept of eternity.
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by LikeAking: 10:09pm On Oct 22, 2023
Wujio:
I pity you. Pray this prayer, say Father give me personal supernatural visions of hell. Go there for three minutes and if you dont almost run mad, call me a fool.

Lolz!
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Wujio: 10:10pm On Oct 22, 2023
Maynman:

If you are in hell for eternity, it stops being "hell", same as "heaven".

Sit down and think about the concept of eternity.


When you get there, you would understand. Dont worry.
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Maynman: 10:10pm On Oct 22, 2023
Wujio:


When you get there, you would understand. Dont worry.
When you get to the Muslim hell too, don't worry 😂
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Wujio: 10:11pm On Oct 22, 2023
Maynman:

When you get to the Muslim hell too, don't worry 😂


No problem. Eternity will prove the correct, right.
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Maynman: 10:21pm On Oct 22, 2023
Wujio:



No problem. Eternity will prove the correct, right.
When does eternity start?
You are in it right now, rejoice.

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Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Kobojunkie: 10:27pm On Oct 22, 2023
Gafferde:
■ I am not interested in heaven or hell. They are both bizzare and weird. In one you burn and cry without end. In the other, you rejoice without end. Extreme cases. If they exist, I am not interested.
Of course, I would change my stance if I see a better explanation. But for now… the description of heaven is a very boring place.
The Kingdom of God where both Heaven and Hell are both located no be by force. As a matter of fact, if you don't have the blood of Jacob coursing through your veins, you fit qualify for to enter any of them. So why panic yourself unnecessarily? undecided
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Maynman: 10:31pm On Oct 22, 2023
Kobojunkie:
As a matter of fact, if you don't have the blood of Jacob coursing through your veins, you fit qualify for to enter any of them.
Whose blood runs through Jacob's veins?

Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by caesymore(m): 10:52pm On Oct 22, 2023
Wujio:
I pity you. Pray this prayer, say Father give me personal supernatural visions of hell. Go there for three minutes and if you dont almost run mad, call me a fool.


Boom Dig_it!!!


You are deluded even the bible says no eyes have seen no ears have heard and no mind can envisage wetin him prepare for the great beyond just dey whine yourself.

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Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by caesymore(m): 10:58pm On Oct 22, 2023
OP I agree with you about heaven being boring;

Once you have indulged greatly into sin like we do and you have really enjoyed that sweet in the middle, the thrill of gamble amongst many other pleasures of this earth you will come to realize heaven will be boring , yet the truth is that e get people wey those things you call boring dey even give excess joy like say billions dey their account, and mind you if you no fancy heaven you will see it as a prison if you are allowed to go their without wanting to.

So its left for us all to choose because going to either of the two is by choice.
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Mhizzard(m): 11:10pm On Oct 22, 2023
He is on drug,i can't blame him.
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Rostikol: 11:23pm On Oct 22, 2023
Gafferde:


For me, I don’t know why people fantasize about going to heaven.

To sing, and worship forever? No day, no night, no improvements, no growth, no need for food, no sex, no pain, no motivation, nothing… just an unending sessions of people wearing whites garments singing around.

Sing for the first 10 years. Not tiring. Then sing another 2956 billion years. Nothing special. It sounds robotic and monotonous.

Heaven doesn’t sound like anything interesting to me. It may be a great venue for you. To each is own. If I should choose, I will prefer to stay dead when I die… I want to decay, and turn to elements of the earth.

I am not interested in heaven or hell. They are both bizzare and weird. In one you burn and cry without end. In the other, you rejoice without end.

Extreme cases. If they exist, I am not interested.

Of course, I would change my stance if I see a better explanation. But for now… the description of heaven is a very boring place.

#think

Cc. Ifeanyi eze


This is because your idea of heaven comes from the bible.

Heaven is filled with multiple enjoyment, activities, and trillions and trillions of happy people.

This is straight from those who have been to the Other Side, ie near-death experiencers.

They say that there are NO HUMAN WORDS to describe the level of enjoyment in heaven.

In heaven you can imagine an entire city made of gold, with you as the king. And it materialises before you.

With your THOUGHT, you can create anything.

When you get to heaven, you will wonder how you managed to survive a life on Earth with all the troubles here.

You will understand why it is foolish to focus solely on material wealth as a human.

You will see that material wealth means nothing. The most expensive house in Beverley Hills is like a mud hut compared to what you can create for yourself in heaven, simply by thinking about it.

In heaven there are vast cities filled with palaces of all kinds, and of huge size, small, medium, etc built by people simply by the power of THOUGHT.

PERFECT CITIES filled with TRILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN EACH CITY.

The Earth's population is 7 billion.

Can you imagine a city with 5 trillion people, everyone living in total happiness?

THAT'S HEAVEN FOR YOU. grin



There are MANY COLOURS that exist in heaven that are unknown to us on Earth.

Communication with others is by telepathy.

No need to talk.

No need to get in a car or plane to travel. You wish to speak to a friend, and he appears before you.

You want to dim the light in your room, think about it and it dims.

Is your room too small? Think how much bigger you want it to be, and it increases in size immediately.

If you miss your human life, you can create a replica earth scene with other souls there, BY THOUGHT. An environment complete with your SUVs racing on a road to some city to party or do some clubbing.

Time as we know it is very different in heaven.

There, you can go forwards and backwards in time.

You can even stand still in time.

YOU control time as it relates to you. There is no general 'time' that applies to everyone.

It's a very different place from Earth.

The laws of physics are totally different there.

YOU get to decide how the laws apply to you. For instance if you want to be subject to gravity and walk on the ground, you can do that.

If you don't want to be subject to gravity and prefer to fly around instead, you can do that.

If you don't wish to appear physically, you can transform into a small ball of Light, travelling around as you wish.

ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING CAN BE DONE IN HEAVEN.

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Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by ANormalHuman: 12:05am On Oct 23, 2023
Gafferde:


For me, I don’t know why people fantasize about going to heaven.

To sing, and worship forever? No day, no night, no improvements, no growth, no need for food, no sex, no pain, no motivation, nothing… just an unending sessions of people wearing whites garments singing around.

Sing for the first 10 years. Not tiring. Then sing another 2956 billion years. Nothing special. It sounds robotic and monotonous.

Heaven doesn’t sound like anything interesting to me. It may be a great venue for you. To each is own. If I should choose, I will prefer to stay dead when I die… I want to decay, and turn to elements of the earth.

I am not interested in heaven or hell. They are both bizzare and weird. In one you burn and cry without end. In the other, you rejoice without end.

Extreme cases. If they exist, I am not interested.

Of course, I would change my stance if I see a better explanation. But for now… the description of heaven is a very boring place.

#think

Cc. Ifeanyi eze

What if your definition of heaven and hell is wrong...
And all these ideas about heaven are false...

Then probably, you won't have an excuse for not wanting to go to heaven anymore.
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by bobestman(m): 12:14am On Oct 23, 2023
Only spiritual ppl/spirit exists in the place they tell you is heaven. The heaven we mortals seek is the one on earth. It is a paradise restored. This our world will be purged off evil by fire to get a brand new earth which is the heaven. It is a world without evil. The heaven you described is the daily life of the spirits that exists there. Many their will take up bodies to come to earth for as we can't go to heaven with our bodies they too can't descend without a body. As spirits can't live here we too can't live there. God will bring his presence to earth. The bible say that the tabernacle of God shall be with men. Many of them will come here with a body. You are not flying to anywhere. Even as we speak many angels are here in a body. To qualify you must be of the Wheats not the Tares. Christians don't know what they are teaching. We will live as we are living today in the restored earth/heaven but in a righteous way
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by SIXTEENTH(m): 12:30am On Oct 23, 2023
Same shit the late notorious B.I.G analyses and said so.
Go listen to "Suicidal thoughts" (B.I.G ft Bob Marley)
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by LegallyBlunt: 1:28am On Oct 23, 2023
Make we no use our own hand and mouth cause problems for ourselves. OP, I pray these very words don't stand against you in the future.

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Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Michael547(m): 8:08am On Oct 23, 2023
Wujio:
I pity you. Pray this prayer, say Father give me personal supernatural visions of hell. Go there for three minutes and if you dont almost run mad, call me a fool.
What exactly goes to hell when a person dies?

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Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Michael547(m): 8:12am On Oct 23, 2023
Rostikol:



This is because your idea of heaven comes from the bible.

Heaven is filled with multiple enjoyment, activities, and trillions and trillions of happy people.

This is straight from those who have been to the Other Side, ie near-death experiencers.

They say that there are NO HUMAN WORDS to describe the level of enjoyment in heaven.

In heaven you can imagine an entire city made of gold, with you as the king. And it materialises before you.

With your THOUGHT, you can create anything.

When you get to heaven, you will wonder how you managed to survive a life on Earth with all the troubles here.

You will understand why it is foolish to focus solely on material wealth as a human.

You will see that material wealth means nothing. The most expensive house in Beverley Hills is like a mud hut compared to what you can create for yourself in heaven, simply by thinking about it.

In heaven there are vast cities filled with palaces of all kinds, and of huge size, small, medium, etc built by people simply by the power of THOUGHT.

PERFECT CITIES filled with TRILLIONS OF PEOPLE IN EACH CITY.

The Earth's population is 7 billion.

Can you imagine a city with 5 trillion people, everyone living in total happiness?

THAT'S HEAVEN FOR YOU. grin



There are MANY COLOURS that exist in heaven that are unknown to us on Earth.

Communication with others is by telepathy.

No need to talk.

No need to get in a car or plane to travel. You wish to speak to a friend, and he appears before you.

You want to dim the light in your room, think about it and it dims.

Is your room too small? Think how much bigger you want it to be, and it increases in size immediately.

If you miss your human life, you can create a replica earth scene with other souls there, BY THOUGHT. An environment complete with your SUVs racing on a road to some city to party or do some clubbing.

Time as we know it is very different in heaven.

There, you can go forwards and backwards in time.

You can even stand still in time.

YOU control time as it relates to you. There is no general 'time' that applies to everyone.

It's a very different place from Earth.

The laws of physics are totally different there.

YOU get to decide how the laws apply to you. For instance if you want to be subject to gravity and walk on the ground, you can do that.

If you don't want to be subject to gravity and prefer to fly around instead, you can do that.

If you don't wish to appear physically, you can transform into a small ball of Light, travelling around as you wish.

ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING CAN BE DONE IN HEAVEN.


On what basis in the bible, do you believe the testimony of some people who said they experienced heaven and came back? What part of their body went to heaven to experience it?
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Michael547(m): 8:15am On Oct 23, 2023
bobestman:
Only spiritual ppl/spirit exists in the place they tell you is heaven. The heaven we mortals seek is the one on earth. It is a paradise restored. This our world will be purged off evil by fire to get a brand new earth which is the heaven. It is a world without evil. The heaven you described is the daily life of the spirits that exists there. Many their will take up bodies to come to earth for as we can't go to heaven with our bodies they too can't descend without a body. As spirits can't live here we too can't live there. God will bring his presence to earth. The bible say that the tabernacle of God shall be with men. Many of them will come here with a body. You are not flying to anywhere. Even as we speak many angels are here in a body. To qualify you must be of the Wheats not the Tares. Christians don't know what they are teaching. We will live as we are living today in the restored earth/heaven but in a righteous way
Does the tabernacle of God been with men suggest that angels will come to earth to live? If yes, please show me where in the bible.
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Rostikol: 9:15am On Oct 23, 2023
Michael547:

On what basis in the bible, do you believe the testimony of some people who said they experienced heaven and came back? What part of their body went to heaven to experience it?

Their soul or consciousness or whatever you want to call it.

We are all immortal souls temporarily occupying a human body. Your body is not you. It’s a spacesuit. Literally. What we call death is just a shedding of the spacesuit to return home. Your Consciousness and awareness remain very much active after you ‘die’.

You do not lose consciousness!

This is a natural process that applies to everyone irrespective of their religious beliefs.

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Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Michael547(m): 9:19am On Oct 23, 2023
Rostikol:


Their soul or consciousness or whatever you want to call it.

We are all immortal souls temporarily occupying a human body. Your body is not you. It’s a spacesuit. Literally. What we call death is just a shedding of the spacesuit to return home. Your Consciousness and awareness remain very much active after you ‘die’.

You do not lose consciousness!

This is a natural process that applies to everyone irrespective of their religious beliefs.
So are you saying that the bible says that the soul does not die?
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Kobojunkie: 10:46am On Oct 23, 2023
Michael547:

What exactly goes to hell when a person dies?
When Jesus Christ was written to have ascended, what part of Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven? undecided
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Michael547(m): 11:00am On Oct 23, 2023
Kobojunkie:
When Jesus Christ was written to have ascended, what part of Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven? undecided
I don't know....you can answer the question
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Kobojunkie: 11:02am On Oct 23, 2023
Michael547:

I don't know....you can answer the question
What is written in your copy of Scripture? undecided
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Michael547(m): 11:55am On Oct 23, 2023
Kobojunkie:
What is written in your copy of Scripture? undecided
Lol....oga I said I don't know na....kindly tell me
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by LordReed(m): 12:44pm On Oct 23, 2023
Gafferde:


For me, I don’t know why people fantasize about going to heaven.

To sing, and worship forever? No day, no night, no improvements, no growth, no need for food, no sex, no pain, no motivation, nothing… just an unending sessions of people wearing whites garments singing around.

Sing for the first 10 years. Not tiring. Then sing another 2956 billion years. Nothing special. It sounds robotic and monotonous.

Heaven doesn’t sound like anything interesting to me. It may be a great venue for you. To each is own. If I should choose, I will prefer to stay dead when I die… I want to decay, and turn to elements of the earth.

I am not interested in heaven or hell. They are both bizzare and weird. In one you burn and cry without end. In the other, you rejoice without end.

Extreme cases. If they exist, I am not interested.

Of course, I would change my stance if I see a better explanation. But for now… the description of heaven is a very boring place.

#think

Cc. Ifeanyi eze

Human beings like to fantasize about perfection and heaven was one of those fantasies that has persisted but just as you are seeing the concept is an incomprehensible one that anybody who thinks a little about it will be repulsed but the religious garb around it prevents any real push back. The mere idea of an unchanging eternal existence should be repulsive to the human mind because humans are conditioned by change to anticipate and compensate for change, an existence where nothing changes is going to warp the human mind in ways I think will lead to insanity.
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Kobojunkie: 12:59pm On Oct 23, 2023
Michael547:

Lol....oga I said I don't know na....kindly tell me
Why engage in Scripture related issues when you are not at least willing to be honest what is in fact written even in plain text in Scripture? undecided
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Michael547(m): 1:53pm On Oct 23, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Why engage in Scripture related issues when you are not at least willing to be honest what is in fact written even in plain text in Scripture? undecided
Where in the scripture?
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Kobojunkie: 1:54pm On Oct 23, 2023
Michael547:

Where in the scripture?
Are there multiple places in Scripture where Jesus Christ's ascension is recorded? undecided
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Michael547(m): 4:24pm On Oct 23, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Are there multiple places in Scripture where Jesus Christ's ascension is recorded? undecided
It's obvious you don't have my answers.

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