as for me,people wey no go enter na
1. people wey offend me
2. people wey tif

and other peoples wey commit oda grievious sins

what about you?

AS FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, HEYYYHEEYYY

NA dose pple wey resemble uuuuuuuuuuuu i nogo allow enter

u know why, , as long as den dey dia ;Den go chase me comot for my kingdom

abi na lie

@ clemcy,

na ur name be no 1 wey i no go let enter.

you are hereby evicted from heaven with immediate effect

@ sauce kid
u have said your own abi?
let others say theirs
as for me I support Clemcykul

@ tessybabe,

you're the second on my list of evictees
at this rate, most nairalanders no go enter heaven

@ mellow,

for wrong pronounciation of my 'holy' name,
you have been found wanting and are therefore incarcerated

^{This is God speaking.} Saucekid, my boy; because of thy blasphemies, u r hereby sentenced, at your death to Hell for 500 years. However, in my infinite mercies, i'll allow you to come into heaven after that period. "Holy & hallowed humm"

@ freezy,

blasted impersonator.
na you i go send go hell to freeze the place up

freezy:

^{This is God speaking.} Saucekid, my boy; because of thy blasphemies, you're hereby sentenced, at your death to Hell for 500 years. However, in my infinite mercies, i'll allow you to come into heaven after that period. "Holy & hallowed humm"

i am in full support jare, carry go

saucekid:

@ freezy,

blasted impersonator.
na you i go send go hell to freeze the place up

TRU TRU U BE SALT KID

@ MOPEGIRL,

did you have to follow me down here?

@SAUCEKID
u mean in hell?
do they have internet in hell? how come u can reply in this thread
after FREEZY sentenced u to 500years imprisonment?
or are on Parole?

@ tessybabe,

i broke out of jail and have been reinstated.there is internet there oooo.

but i have sent freezy there to freeze up some place.

how you dey now?

if God make me judge 4 heaven .heh,i no go allow anyother person enter except ofcourse my mum,since popsey no dey again and i no get babe

@ lancaster,

oh boy, you selfish gan oooooooooooo
na only you and your mama wan enter heaven?

you are hereby disqualified

You are all dosgualified from heaven with immidiate effect

and authomatic alacrity.[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

@mellow
e wooooooooo,

@saucekid [sub][/sub]cup kid*****
If God Made me Judge In Heaven
I will send you to iraq as prime minister

^{Thunder and lightening.} Saucekid, your sentence is hereby increased to a thousand years,  and if u make me lose my temper, you will be going there for eternity.

@mopegirl

Becos of your faithfulness and total support, a place has been reserved for you at my right side in the kingdom of heaven. Nothing u do can take away that place from you. Just listen to that young man called freezy. Make sure you do anything he wants you to do, ok? You are blessed.

; this is freaky

saucekiddie u are here by sentenced to em em em

lemme remember were

u are sentenced to 5yrs of washn my undies, 3yr of preparn my meals

and ur oldage as my bodyguard in Heaven, abi na HELL

NO! God forbittttttttttt! i mean in paradise

^{**thunder and lightning}you are all hereby sentenced to spend eternity in hell for all the bad thing you have said about saucekid

Actually i woun't allow africans and europeans coz they would plan a coup against me.

@everyone

I will use the opportunity and good office to help those in need (with ur money oh). The people who want to enter heaven will be divided into

1. Those who can pay express (sharp sharp)
2. Those i can manage thier money (doin them a big favour)
3. Those who are supoosed to be judged earlier (no money from them so they were overlooked)
4. then all those on NairaLand will recieve special judgement (dont think i'll favour you except ur a girl)

okay,

That's a nice idea

as for me,

i will judge all the people that have a 'snake' between their legs

the other set of people,i go let enter

@ mellow,

you are judged already.how dare you call me saltkit

freezy:

^{Thunder and lightening.} Saucekid, your sentence is hereby increased to a thousand years, and if u make me lose my temper, you will be going there for eternity.

@mopegirl

Becos of your faithfulness and total support, a place has been reserved for you at my right side in the kingdom of heaven. Nothing u do can take away that place from you. Just listen to that young man called freezy. Make sure you do [b]anything he wants you to do, ok? You are blessed.[/b]

haba freezy!
i been no believe the bla bla bla sh*t before,
i got no choice man.


moreover,
if i were made judge in heaven, ppl like you no go near the gate.
i no want judge person wey go come challenge my stay there.
all rights reserved FEMALES ONLY *18-25*
any one older would join others in hell were they belong.

*just came around to see if somepeople have joined the satan's list for impersonation*

the list grows by the minute.
i got the contract of compiling the names, let me know if u want in.

If God make me judge

first those aristos wai no want make the yuoths get rest of maind (1,000,000) years in hell.

The leaders wai don rule this country in a BAD way eg OBIY go stay (800,000) years with had labuor for hell

And poeple wai no like good things for this our country both yung and old and some bad poeple for NAIRALAND go sufer for hell.

this na my own.

Kool down oh!
BABA[i][/i] himself dey this land oh.
make im no first you reach hell collect cheiftaincy title before you.