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How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by money121(m): 8:29am On Dec 01, 2023
How old were you when you realized that it's not "Mummy Oyoyo" but
"Mummy oh-you're home"?
Please don’t come and lie
🤣😂

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by money121(m): 8:29am On Dec 01, 2023
Yesterday grin
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by YouandiAllofus: 8:36am On Dec 01, 2023
Oh, really!
If this is correct, then it must be on top your post.

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by money121(m): 8:39am On Dec 01, 2023
YouandiAllofus:
Oh, really!
If this is correct, then it must be on top your post.
cheesy cheesy
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by BigBlackPreek(m): 8:42am On Dec 01, 2023
Just now, at 31 years 7months old 🤣

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by Zonefree(m): 8:49am On Dec 01, 2023
There's no way it is "Mummy oh-you're home?"

How can you be seeing your mum at home and still be asking "Mummy oh-you're home"? undecided

An African mum will give you a knock on your head if you dare ask such silly question.

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by MadamVanessa(f): 8:49am On Dec 01, 2023
shocked


Mummy oh you're home is fake, foolish and stupid

Nothing beats mummy oyoyo

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by tommy589(m): 8:56am On Dec 01, 2023
Today
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by money121(m): 8:58am On Dec 01, 2023
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Mummy oh you're home is fake, foolish and stupid

Nothing beats mummy oyoyom
You get coconut head grin grin

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by FuckingMachine: 8:58am On Dec 01, 2023
As a city boy I never recited such rubbish.
Speak for yourself.
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by money121(m): 8:59am On Dec 01, 2023
Zonefree:
There's no way it is "Mummy oh-you're home?"

How can you be seeing your mum at home and still be asking "Mummy oh-you're home"? undecided

An African mum will give you a knock on your head if you dare ask such silly question.

grin cheesy cheesy
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by RepoMan007: 9:02am On Dec 01, 2023
money121:

How old were you when you realized that it's not "Mummy Oyoyo" but
"Mummy oh-you're home"?
Please don’t come and lie
🤣😂

lalasticlala, Mynd44, OAM4J Seun Nlfpmod
30 seconds ago.

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by RepoMan007: 9:05am On Dec 01, 2023
FuckingMachine:
As a city boy I never recited such rubbish.
Speak for yourself.
...but you dey follow lick mango, chop carrot, pineapple, paw paw, collect sweet, chewing gum, and ask "mumy wetin you buy for us" abi?
Fucking lying machine!!

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by money121(m): 9:08am On Dec 01, 2023
RepoMan007:
...but you dey follow lick mango, chop carrot, pineapple, paw paw, collect sweet, chewing gum, and ask "mumy wetin you buy for us" abi?
Fucking lying machine!!
Don't mind him
City boy grin grin
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by Dogalmighty17: 9:13am On Dec 01, 2023
You people should not come and be changing things any how. Na oyoyo we know and na oyoyo e go remain.

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by thesicilian: 9:21am On Dec 01, 2023
It is mummy oyoyo, you guys should stop forming woke and trying to convert every Nigerian word to "queens English"
I'm sure this rubbish is coming from the same set of people that are calling garri "cassava flakes"

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by Magnoliaa(f): 9:23am On Dec 01, 2023
thesicilian:
It is mummy oyoyo, you guys should stop forming woke and trying to convert every Nigerian word to "queens English"

That is not wokeness.


What IS wokeness IS retaining the original African expression.

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by thesicilian: 9:27am On Dec 01, 2023
Magnoliaa:


That is not wokeness.


What IS wokeness IS retaining the original African expression.
Lol. They don't know that yet. Until they completely lose themselves trying to belong, and then inevitably end up being rejected by the Joneses they're trying to keep up with.
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by Magnoliaa(f): 9:34am On Dec 01, 2023
thesicilian:
Lol. They don't know that yet. Until they completely lose themselves trying to belong, and then inevitably end up being rejected by the Joneses they're trying to keep up with.

Err I am not sure if you get my point... I mean to be woke is to retain your origins- whether it's in names, or expressions or cultural practices.


When you don't pander to absurd and unfit Western ideologies and white-/brain- washing, you're being a woke person.


So the people who actually try to ''anglicize" everything about themselves are far from being woke. They are 'asleep', so to speak, because they are not conscious of African realities and peculiar problems. You can say a person who practices their traditional religion or refuses to do a white wedding is a woke individual.

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by FuckingMachine: 9:36am On Dec 01, 2023
RepoMan007:
...but you dey follow lick mango, chop carrot, pineapple, paw paw, collect sweet, chewing gum, and ask "mumy wetin you buy for us" abi?
Fucking lying machine!!

Oga no dey project your childhood on others.
Just because you did it don't mean we did.
That's a poor man trait.
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by RepoMan007: 9:43am On Dec 01, 2023
FuckingMachine:


Oga no dey project your childhood on others.
Just because you did it don't mean we did.
That's a poor man trait.
Says a richman with poverty moniker and post history.

Go and finish your roasted cassava and palm oil breakfast.

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by FuckingMachine: 9:49am On Dec 01, 2023
RepoMan007:
Says a richman with poverty moniker and post history.

Go and finish your roasted cassava and palm oil breakfast.

Eating roasted cassava and palm oil isn't bad and doesn't make you poor, it's how you eat it that makes you poor.

This is what you poor people have failed to understand that's why your girls over makeup and wear skimpy clothes and your boys wear multicoloured clothing hoping to look posh. Meanwhile, a rich kid steps out in just shorts and t shirt and is immediately looking superior.

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by Oizee(f): 9:55am On Dec 01, 2023
Just discovering that's the aje butter way of saying it, but it will continue to b oyoyo from this side.
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by money121(m): 10:27am On Dec 01, 2023
Oizee:
Just discovering that's the aje butter way of saying it, but it will continue to b oyoyo from this side.
Pako pikin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by ghettochild(m): 10:29am On Dec 01, 2023
Infact I just dey know now

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by money121(m): 10:31am On Dec 01, 2023
ghettochild:
Infact I just dey know now
Ok now grin grin
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by davillian(m): 10:43am On Dec 01, 2023
Mama dey dey
Oyo yo yo
Papa dey dey
Oyo yo yo
Ehhh oyo yo
Oyo yo
Please don't tell me what it's not..... grin

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by money121(m): 10:49am On Dec 01, 2023
davillian:
Mama dey dey
Oyo yo yo
Papa dey dey
Oyo yo yo
Ehhh oyo yo
Oyo yo
Please don't tell me what it's not..... grin
Na there dem go see you grin grin
Na the correct one dey up so grin grin
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by Mcreloaded(m): 11:08am On Dec 01, 2023
It must be a highly classified secret as I know not what u talking about
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by ERCROSS(m): 11:18am On Dec 01, 2023
To knock this OP dey hungry me. It is mummy oyoyo and so shall it remain

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Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by money121(m): 11:43am On Dec 01, 2023
ERCROSS:
To knock this OP dey hungry me. It is mummy oyoyo and so shall it remain
No vex now grin grin
Re: How Old Were You When You Realized This (see Here) by Omoawoke: 11:53am On Dec 01, 2023
money121:

How old were you when you realized that it's not "Mummy Oyoyo" but
"Mummy oh-you're home"?
Please don’t come and lie
🤣😂

lalasticlala, Mynd44, OAM4J Seun Nlfpmod

What joy do some people derive in cooking up stupid stories?
This is fake fake fake

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