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What Has Nollywood Taught You? by Ekpekus(m): 6:05am On Nov 01, 2011
Nollywood has gained fame and its projected to millions of viewers within and outside the shore of Nigeria. Entertainment, yes! But what are the lessons been learnt from these movies?
Initially, i do watch them to improve my vocabulary and learn about other cultures across Nigeria. But now, i jst can not tell.
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by Emmyk(m): 6:22am On Nov 01, 2011
How witches and wizards operate. . .
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by Ekpekus(m): 7:41am On Nov 01, 2011
Emmyk:

How witches and wizards operate. . .
:-) no be lie o!
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by 1forall: 11:49am On Nov 01, 2011
Ekpekus:

Initially, i do watch them to improve my vocabulary.
That Naija has a looong way to go grin
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by Nobody: 11:56am On Nov 01, 2011
I don't watch Nollywood! I only watch d real wood,HOLLYWOOD!!
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by ElmA1(f): 11:57am On Nov 01, 2011
1.How witches operate.
2.The igbo and yoruba culture.
3.How to laugh silly!
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by mobf: 11:57am On Nov 01, 2011
Emmyk:

How witches and wizards operate. . .

grin grin grin
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by Nobody: 12:02pm On Nov 01, 2011
Not to bring back Bottle of Gin and Wrappers to Them Oldies at Village, they'll simply use it to bewitch You! angry angry
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by ImaIma1(f): 12:03pm On Nov 01, 2011
that real life is different from nolly life
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by emofine(f): 12:04pm On Nov 01, 2011
No matter what condition come hold pesin everything na "To God Be The Glory".
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by omoalayo(m): 12:05pm On Nov 01, 2011
How to join secret court
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by ArQueBusieR(m): 12:09pm On Nov 01, 2011
Who cares about nollywood.
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by bisiaet: 12:17pm On Nov 01, 2011
How to do money ritual. How to join cult. How ladies learn how to smoke cigarete as a fun in other to impress. How to teach ladies how to flirt. How to feel too big in ones eyes and thinking you are on the top of the world. How to be rude and lack manners. How to grab money miss road senator spending spree and called it opportunity. How ladies learn to be husband snatcher and how ladies learn how to be fifth wife in as much Toyota Camry is place on their a s s to cruise around. That is all I see about Nollywood or whatever they called themselves.
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by moderatorr: 12:19pm On Nov 01, 2011
1. how tchidi tchikere can be acting and directing at the same time.

2. How native doctors over act.

3.that beyond tragedy and comedy their is foolhardy!
4. How a film can end comfortably inconclusively!
4. THE END. This is just the begging , watch out for part two!
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by mobf: 12:26pm On Nov 01, 2011
wtf?

Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by gascoign1(m): 12:29pm On Nov 01, 2011
Nollywood has taught us to be use what u have to get what u need,
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by KacHemNaU(m): 12:31pm On Nov 01, 2011
Just imagine
mobf:

wtf?
yorke:

I don't watch Nollywood! I only watch d real wood,HOLLYWOOD!!
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by Nkemika(f): 12:36pm On Nov 01, 2011
nollywood simply project the normal things happening in our surrounding as well as an eye opener, some are real life stories while some are just for laughs and jokes, we av some distinct role models thou, copy the positive in ur screen, dont fall into pit just becuz u want to be like dse person cuz on stage, they portray different personality, so trying to be like dem or mode ur life with the acting, OYO for u oh.

for those that watch hollywood, some are repetition as well especially high school movies and series, grin
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by Nobody: 12:39pm On Nov 01, 2011
That if you want to drink water there is an action involved "Ghen geen" And that every Old women are witches and every house gurl sleeps with her Oga husband or Kid.
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by AfroBlue(m): 12:41pm On Nov 01, 2011
all the gate boyz/men say " Who be dat?"  grin


producers have no fear of addressing 9ja corruption and looting


Alex Usifo represents in his roles

female actresses love wearing another woman's hair from Asia

Genny had a big bum when she made Sharon Stone  grin

Omosexy keeps her husband happy and maybe another Lagos Big Boy Chairman

Oge Okoye cooks for her husband once a year  grin


Nkem Owoh is an genius as well as was the late Sam (RIP) Loco.


Nse Ipke Etim and Ladi Joy Torty can get some anytime they want , had scratch Mercy off de list  tongue
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by Rgp92: 12:49pm On Nov 01, 2011
How Nigeria culture is interiority to that of europe.
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by schorlbone(m): 12:52pm On Nov 01, 2011
How to have sex without undressing!
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by pkv(m): 1:04pm On Nov 01, 2011
Absolutely nothing!o.k wait the taught me odeshi
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by ImaIma1(f): 1:10pm On Nov 01, 2011
that if Genevieve is d househelp, watch out!!!! shes going to marry the oga or his son.
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by sheyguy: 1:15pm On Nov 01, 2011
Nollywood has taught me that averageness and mediocrity in large volume has no significant reward.

Reality can be harsh.

God is more than able.
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by koolJ1(f): 1:18pm On Nov 01, 2011
Ekpekus:

Initially, i do watch them to improve my vocabulary
WHAAATT??! Improve vocabulary via nollywood? What a silly joke! If any,nolly has taught me not to watch nolly cuz d vocabulary makes me cringe! Talk about total absence of eloquence in d more popular actors! Lil wonder our gurls cant speak proper english cuz hey,twas said in a nollywood movie
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by BABE3: 1:21pm On Nov 01, 2011
@ OP: You watch them to improve your vocabulary? Nawa o. Na real wa.  

I watch them to have a good and well-deserved laugh. They are excellent Comic Reliefs.

yorke:

I don't watch Nollywood! I only watch d real wood,HOLLYWOOD!!

Nollywood is actually more realistic than Hollywood . The only thing is execution-wise, Hollywood has the resources needed to "reinforce" the "fakeness".
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by stanech: 1:26pm On Nov 01, 2011
That you can shoot a movie with a camcoder
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by pkv(m): 1:30pm On Nov 01, 2011
stanech:

That you can shoot a movie with a camcoder
and a mobile fone.abi u no watch Isakaba?
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by BodyKiss(m): 1:44pm On Nov 01, 2011
Q: What Has Nollywood Taught You?

A: Not to watch nollywood.
Re: What Has Nollywood Taught You? by shadrach77: 1:52pm On Nov 01, 2011
that it's possible for people to kill with a toy gun grin grin grin grin

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