Breaking News:

The presidential Election Tribunal has asked CPC and it's presidential candidate - Alhaji Buhari bin Laden to go and jump into the first well they come accross when they return to their camels.
IN a landmark judgement the justices wondered how someone who has sex with camels and cows could expect to win an election. They further stated that if they (CPC) were not stopped now, we may in the near future be faced with a camel, cow or goat as the first lady (or would it be the first animal?)

Anyway fellow Nairalanders let us all bow down to GEJ like good subjects so we can move on and make this country great.