Share Your Naughty Experiences From Secondary School (True Confessions)

Today I was thinking how naughty I used to be as a boy in secondary school.I went to fed govt college Lagos(FGCL).  I was a whisker(playing pranks on fellow students while they slept-esp those i hated).  I still remember the day I poured a bucket of water on a boy who refused to lend me his iron(of course-the guy was asleep).

I did many terrible things but one thing i will never forget is turning on the siren to disturb the peace of  the school early in the morning at about 1-2am,much to the chagrin of my housemaster.  He always turned it off.  The sweetest  part is I was never caught.  There was this day I poured pee on a senior's (wicked senior) bed. He was labeled a bedwetter till he graduated

Please share your naughty experiences.  Don't forget to ask God for forgiveness too and remember that before you scold that your naughty niece, cousin or nephew remember the things you did when you were older than them.

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throwing away just one pair of a classmate slippers.she was so mad when she could not find it!

God forgive for i was jus laughing

did some funny things like masturbation,homosexuality,Exam malpractise and so on.God forgive me

I did slap a lady once maybe twice so sorry abt that

I took a digital cam to school and took photos of girls asses during P.E and sold them to some sickos to masturbate with . . .my mom got to know though, lets just say my butt cheeks have never been the same since then. , and i cheated almost all my exams

I was a crazy blackmailer

Caught ma Maths teacher taking weed, blackmailed him in passing me during ma second term exam,

Caught ma Principal getting laid in his office, had to get the babe also, and ma principal had to make me a prefect

One night around 2am, me and three of ma mischevious friends, went to the principal's Poultry, and took one LIVE Cock, and took em to our room and roasted it, got caught later but ma principal couldn't do nothing, he was so sad that i was among the culprits.

God forgive me _*weeping*

I also cheated in most of my Exams
Me and my friend where caught exchangin Indecency in class(Dont know what the Teacher did wit the movies)
Stole my parents money and was using it to toast babes in school

Went 2 FGC Ogbomosho (FEGO 4 LIFE).

Did some uncountable and unprintable crazy things.

I remember one time (a day b4 i wrote my jamb) i beat up all d junior students in my room cos i had a dreamt  dat i overslept on jamb day and they didnt wake me up thereby making me miss d exam!!!.

Am sure a lot of dem prayed that i would fail maybe that was why i didnt get up to the score i wanted!!

my, I was a terrorist!
the worst thing I did then was using sewage water to cook for a senior

i went to chrisland college idimu,

i broke locker and "pammed" provosions ,  i also cut my finger nails in a way that it was sharp and i used it on many a junior students head, it was called THE CLAW

i had a deal with a junior student once which was a bowl of richly nourished cornflakes for all his meat and fish for a term (if EU catch me, i would be fined more than MICROSOFT)

i learned exam malpratice and used it well especially in SS2, also in SS2, we always wanted to find out the colour of the girls panties and we compare colours by 10am (GOD FORGIVE US), once i was punished to go and sit on the floor in front of the class, the lecturer did not know he just gave me tickects to the (FREE SHOW) as we used to call it back then

I once put APPOLLO WATER in somebodies eye and he also caught the APOLLO,
USED to flash light in peoples eyes and we would gang beat the poor fellow

used to shout on my housemaster in public and beg in private so i had a rep of a raking person( Mr OO, 4 GIVE ME pls),

but mind u, i also suffered too when i was i school, some maniacs came to the school and changed the punishments, most popuar was trying to push the bus to the bus stop, the supposed  bus was drawn on the wall

i was a Student of Vetland Grammar School, Breaking into our School Principal's office  to retrive back our sized Basket ball and Ream lol!

I went to Oniwaya High sch, Agege, did some funny things like going to my friend's place close to sch to watch porn movies and then masturbate simultaneously, used diff cunny ways to collect money frm ma mum to chase girls, stole sandals after mine was stolen etc.

There was this girl that was so bitchy and domineering when i was in school. We rubbed tin tomato on her seat, when she got up, it seemed as if she was stained from her period and what was worse was that she was wearing a day wear which was a yellow check and because she was so arrogant, nobody told her. She was a prefect and on duty that day so she kept moving around the whole school

Used 2 b good at stealing biros at d assembly ground, sidnt know when and how i perfected d act but truth is; i was neva caught.
God forgive me

@ hollandis
when did you finish from Ijanikin

i stole an innocent boy's PDA, i had my eye on the gadget from Months and i finally Got it

All i could remember is waking up early like 6am and forming for mum that we had biology class when instead it's Biology in the school toilet with Yetty ::: Before the school assembley resume . I still remmeber that is my best sequal experience.

Yetty ::: I Still Care :::: DBN : Ikotun Comprehensive College , 08027550096

Welllllllllllllllllllllllll, i cant remember doing anything bad in school oh. serious. i was a very good and quiet girl. and still am.

I schooled at F.G.C. Enugu,

As for me,most of the atrocities I committed where in my junior days.

like when a senior sent me all the way to the stream(High dive) to fetch him a pail of water, I reached the stream,stripped butt naked,casually I took my bath,had a good swim before washing my very sexy underpants and dirty maroon colored socks after which I rinsed them in the seniors pale of water.

I also poured Urine on a senior's wet and hanging trouser( he had a habit of always snatching my mattress from my bunk and sleeping on it anytime I went for night prep)


There was this other guy that was always asking me to bring out my piece of meat from the refectory,Once, I finished eating my monday night rice and stew,looked at the succulent meat and decided that something had to be done,so I lifted the meat with my fork,put it in my mouth and sucked every possible juice from it after which I scraped the refectory table(damn! you need to see this very old and greasy table),took a pinch of the dust and sprinkled It on the piece of meat afterwhich,I humbly submitted it to my royal highness.

The worst I did till date was taking a seniors thick towel(this towel was so long,I could have used it as a bedspread) and stuffed it into our very cozy pit toilet before traveling home for holiday.

God forgive me but hell! If I had another chance and was tormented In a similar fashion,I'll probably do more.

Haba! pterygott. I hail you ooh!
Using sewage water to cook food? That was too much na.

Back in JSS 3, during night prep an acclaimed strong boy in my class was dozing deeply. I folded papers like a cigar, stuck it in between his lips and lit it. The guy choked after he inhaled the smoke. At the end of a terrible bout of coughing, he descended on me with his bare fists, I escaped before he could do great damage. I had to send emissaries to beg him on my behalf before I could come back into the class.

In my SS1 class there was this "old boy" who was a bully and about 5 years older than the rest of us in the class. I went to class earlier than everyone else and drew a caricature of him as an old man with a walking stick on the blackboard and labelled it "Guess Who?" This got the whole class cracking up and pointing fingers at the old boy. The guy got infuriated and accused another cartoonist in the class, he ended up fighting the other cartoonist and causing a lot of noise. A prefect finally came to the scene and punished all three of us - the old boy, the innocent cartoonist and me.

We once caught a big bat in the hostel and roasted the ugly animal and shared with anyone who cared to partake.

I was chewing palm fruit during literature class, the teacher asked me a question when I had gone halfway with the fruit. I made the near fatal mistake of attempting to swallow the fibre along with the palm nut, I choked from the effort and my eyes nearly bulged out its sockets.

During Night prep, we used to chain the belts of heavy sleepers to their desks and then proceed to make very loud noises and create a sort of stampede effect, the heavy sleeper will wake up with a start and his first reaction is usually to run away. Your guess is as good as mine - the chained locker will fall on him and prevent him from making any progress.

We used to write  crazy captions like "I am a toad", "I am a big fool", "call me asshole" etc and paste them with cellotape on an unsuspecting guy's back. Some guys used to carry the caption for hours.

My boarding school was simply the bomb!

i attended Doregos Private Academy

i pretended i was ill so i wld stay home after exams.   Organised  a party at my place with my friends after my parents left for work. we got nabbed by my friends mum who suspected foul play.we all got suspended and i got some serious trashing from my mum .
Also i spoilt my classmates clay pot(fine art) cos mine did not come out well. i feel so ashamed now.God 4give me

@ brimbrack, i remember well the writtings on masking tape and putting it on peoples back with a "hello buddy, pat on the back"

there was once we used to do sapas in the school and u hv all the boys walking with their hands behind their head to prevent it

sch was good sha

there is a big court yard where we all do sleep, and take fresh air at night, while the prep must have been over.in the middle of the night, say around 1am, i will sneak, and pull away sleeping matrass from the base of unsuspecting folks, even while they were lieing on it. they would wake up immediately, fall to the ground, and scream, but i must have ran away. they stole my own matrass 3 times consecutively too, so i do that perpectually not to steal, but to just punish them.

do place hot lantern at the cheeks of folks that are sleeping during prep classes,. they scream from sleep, and i must have ran away

IN SS2 i broke in with my guys into our maths teacher office after closing hours to get the original exam copy of the question papers. We all over passed the maths that term.

But what i dont understand is y i did it, cos i didnt use it cos i was a very good maths students. Guess i was just bored then.

I used to sneak out with my friends to a snooker joint opposite my school then to play snooker and smoke some cigarrets during school hors.

i did worse things in my university days

i turned the Clock three hours back and the reverend sister was confused , when she saw us sleeping
Looked at her watch and looked back and the clock, and apologised for confusing us.
she was and Albino , later on she discovered it and punished teh whole class for playing tricks
We stole her eyeglasses later on , she did not come to bother us for three weeks after that

There was this classmate of mine, A very dirty boyand he used to bully us girls. So I and and another friend collected some stinging leaves(werepe) from the school farm, wrapped it in paper and when he had just finished bullying us for the day and was sleeping (during break) we blew the thing on him. He went mad shortly after, scratching his body and removed his uniform jumping from place to place. He was later taken to the school clinic.

The other naughty thing I did was to our newly selected Labour Prefect, I was in Form IV and he was in V. He was too arrogant for my liking. Our Principal (Pa Oris of Abeograms) was a disciplinarian but he wouldn't approve of seniors maltreating junior one. I connived with that my friend above (partners in crime, did I hear u say?) and we told a terrible lie against him while I was crying. The principal disgraced him publicly. Now am good, no more pranks