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My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by JONSYN7154: 8:34am On Feb 15
This new neighbor of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
At times, they will kiss till the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.
Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.
I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.
I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.
I was arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
'Adam eeeeeeeh! Praise, you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.
She opened the door and ran out. I chased her behind to explain.
'Ene i can explain, stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser"
I was chasing Ene with a red candle in my hands and i didn't even know.
Our new neighbors saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, chasing my wife behind....
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My wife's family and i, have been gathered for over 2 hours now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from Pastor Adakole... My surprise romance may have put me in trouble.
But then, i learnt something from this very experience. Fear anything red.

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Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by EreluRoz: 8:37am On Feb 15
Tales by moonlight but it's funny 不

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Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by chatinent: 8:40am On Feb 15
So it does mean that you only show your wife love on a Valentine's Day? It's foreign to her.
Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by Tokskob2008: 8:59am On Feb 15
Why sef go marry illiterate wey no still come trust you atal grin
Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by NPFLADMIN(m): 9:35am On Feb 15
This story is still funny ooo
Read it on FB before.
Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by Sangoamadioha1: 9:56am On Feb 15
不不不不
Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by Obainoman6: 12:29pm On Feb 15
Village woman
Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by Vinnie2000(m): 12:41pm On Feb 15
Follow follow no good. sad

Copying Oyiboman's pattern to do Valentine.undecided

As an African man, go to the Market, buy Catfish and cook Better YAM Ukodo Peppersoup for ur Wife.

Later in the Night, Aggressively Pound her like Yam, with your GBOLA. kiss

The next morning, you will hear Sweet Confession on how you gave her the Best Valentine. cool tongue tongue

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Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by Jagermeister(m): 12:59pm On Feb 15
Im surprised this story didnt come from Jeromestarks Just like his worst Valentines Day drivel except if youre Jeromestarks

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Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by jeromestarks: 1:45pm On Feb 15
Jagermeister:
Im surprised this story didnt come from Jeromestarks Just like his worst Valentines Day drivel except if youre Jeromestarks
Fortunately, he isn't me.
Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by MMempire(m): 5:13pm On Feb 15
Try again with Easter Sunday.

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Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by Jagermeister(m): 5:26pm On Feb 15
jeromestarks:

Fortunately, he isn't me.

Well, the pair of you are sewn from the same cloth... Ungodly liars grin
Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by CHRISTFUCKER: 5:39pm On Feb 15
Things that never happened

Re: My Valentine Gone Wrong Yesterday by Wealthoptulent(m): 5:42pm On Feb 15
JONSYN7154:
This new neighbor of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
At times, they will kiss till the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.
Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.
I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.
I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.
I was arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
'Adam eeeeeeeh! Praise, you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.
She opened the door and ran out. I chased her behind to explain.
'Ene i can explain, stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser"
I was chasing Ene with a red candle in my hands and i didn't even know.
Our new neighbors saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, chasing my wife behind....
.
My wife's family and i, have been gathered for over 2 hours now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from Pastor Adakole... My surprise romance may have put me in trouble.
But then, i learnt something from this very experience. Fear anything red.
VAL RESULT don dey read SUBMISSSION, BREAKFAST PPL nko?
sailed SHIPS nko? and NEWLY OCTOBER PARENTS in the MAKING TOO grin grin

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