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She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:41am On Nov 11, 2011
A girl takes her bf home they go into the bedroom and she immediately suggests that they do 69 what the hell is that the bf asks his gf, realizing that he wasn't experienced she tells him i place my head between your legs and you place yours between mine, still not knowing what she was talking about and not wanting to ruin the moment they both agrees. Just as they get into position the girl lets a loud smelly fart (Gbagbo's Style), bf gagging and role himself out from position rolls over to one side of the bed surprised at what happened, the girl extremely embarassed asked him to forgive her saying it would not happen again and they got back into position, again she lets out another atomic stinker, the boy gets up with a horrified look on his face starts to get dressed, the gf asks whats wrong why are u leaving? Boy replies if you think i'm staying round for another 67 of those you must be fecking joking.
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by Dyt(f): 10:24am On Nov 11, 2011
hehehe Studio u try small o
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by Nobody: 10:24am On Nov 11, 2011
joke rating- 17%
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by Nobody: 10:25am On Nov 11, 2011
dry o dry
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by Judek2(m): 11:07am On Nov 11, 2011
I'm not entertained, Clown

*orders guards to drag him away*
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by ObiomaA: 11:08am On Nov 11, 2011
dry fish
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 11:19am On Nov 11, 2011
DYT thank you

Boogee dat na pass mark abi?


My haters, get well soon

mtchew
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 11:21am On Nov 11, 2011
DYT thank you

Boogee dat na pass mark abi?


My haters, get well soon

mtchew
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by chasy16(f): 12:41pm On Nov 11, 2011
he he he nice joke. grin

Dyt:

hehehe Studio u try small o


Dyt how r u?
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by Dyt(f): 12:43pm On Nov 11, 2011
COOL babe
where u bn?
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by Nobody: 1:08pm On Nov 11, 2011
I'll have to give u a hot dirty slap if u keep calling me 'boogee'. I told u to call me booqee or Queen'B!
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by rakel05(f): 4:32pm On Nov 11, 2011
NICE ONE STUDIO I JUST FART NOW. remaining 66 grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by sylve11: 4:55pm On Nov 11, 2011
booqee:

I'll have to give u a hot dirty slap if u keep calling me 'boogee'. I told u to call me booqee or Queen'B!

q aint working on ma keyboard cool
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by sylve11: 4:56pm On Nov 11, 2011
Dyt:

COOL babe
where u bn?

hey Dirt, wat's up?! cool
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by oderemo(m): 5:11pm On Nov 11, 2011
The dan dada as my jamo pale will say.crown prince of joke section all the tym.
Carry goes joh, ori won ti jabo patapata.
Won ni se 2MRW awon oloshi olote.
That is da bomb.
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by Nobody: 8:16pm On Nov 11, 2011
sylve11:

q aint working on ma keyboard cool
and why in fuuckk's name are u stickin ur nose in ma biznes huh? My post was directed at 'studio' not 'sylve'. If q ain't working on yo keyboard, y don't u just go throw d shiitt in d trash, ?
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by Nobody: 8:28pm On Nov 11, 2011
ode remo:

The dan dada as my jamo pale will say.crown prince of joke section all the tym.
Carry goes joh, ori won ti jabo patapata.
Won ni se 2MRW awon oloshi olote.
That is da bomb.
hey careful, you dis studio's disciple, aahem sorry i meant to say ode remo, it ain't no cool fin to use d word 'oloshi' on here, anyway u may be referring to urself for all i care.
And then as a good disciple or maybe servant, why don't u just speak d truth to ur master? If its funny say so. If its not, say so as well, its not like he's gonna blow off ur head or something. Just Stop been a sycophant. . . . .
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by Ajibel(m): 9:19pm On Nov 11, 2011
Now i no what 69 means!
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:31pm On Nov 11, 2011
ode remo:

The dan dada as my jamo pale will say.crown prince of joke section all the tym.
Carry goes joh, ori won ti jabo patapata.
Won ni se 2MRW awon oloshi olote.
That is da bomb.

grin grin grin grin
I see you bro . . .
Ori mi ti wu mehn hehehe

dont mind Boogee she's just jealous



Thank You everybody

E no easy to write joke angry
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by ARareGem(f): 10:36pm On Nov 11, 2011
Hmmn.
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:48pm On Nov 11, 2011
u wan lie sey u never fart during sexxx before?
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by ARareGem(f): 10:55pm On Nov 11, 2011
But amma virgin.
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:58pm On Nov 11, 2011
my head go enter dia and still enough space go dey
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by ARareGem(f): 11:02pm On Nov 11, 2011
Oya dey dia na.
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by Nobody: 11:04pm On Nov 11, 2011
Studio CFR:

grin grin grin grin
I see you bro . . .
Ori mi ti wu mehn hehehe

dont mind Boogee she's just jealous



Thank You everybody

E no easy to write joke  angry
anyway u can let ur head swell but try and ensure it doesn't burst, cos i bet u i won't be dere helping you to pick d pieces of ur medula oblangata dat would be scattered on d floor if it should burst. . . Hmm?
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 5:11am On Nov 12, 2011
u have one advantage over me, u can kiss my asss and i can't cool
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by oderemo(m): 7:56am On Nov 12, 2011
@Bingo dog or wat the phuk in hell is yor blodklat moniker, shut d rasklat up cos that wasnt meant 4 your gutter mouth.
U have beef with studio go settle that s.hit out
dont come near me you rabid dog.
Asinine lyk u.
Now i can move on.
Next pls.
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 8:03am On Nov 12, 2011
ode remo:

@Bingo dog or wat the phuk in hell is yor blodklat moniker, shut d rasklat up cos that wasnt meant 4 your gutter mouth.
U have beef with studio go settle that s.hit out
dont come near me you rabid dog.
Asinine lyk u.
Now i can move on.
Next pls.


Bin Gbagbo don get new name?

The bolded above undecided
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by Nobody: 10:43am On Nov 12, 2011
D thing pain u?
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:53am On Nov 12, 2011
like i care
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by oderemo(m): 11:02am On Nov 12, 2011
@ studio, u dey mind that bingo gal 2 much. Na her broda them i still dey deal with, the lyk of bingo gbagbo, ajibingo belt ,.
Won ti po to.
Next.
Re: She Wan Kill The Guy? Lol by Moi1(f): 11:08am On Nov 12, 2011
This is random but does anyone know what, "E wo omo jati jati" means

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