Please moderator i dont where to post this so plis forgive me o, patience dame jonathan has done it again with her 'queens english' here is what she said

''Today is world aids day, and all of us have AIDS only that some people are positive while others are negative! I can help but LMAO! Y'all can watch it on NTA network news tonight again, they show it again!

classic!!!

I guess she has it.

:d ;d

eyaaa,
it is we'll.

nice one, she no fumble!!!!!!!

Yea she has AIDS in her brain.

when i first heard it tonight i laughed so much i slapped my father in-law.

claremont:

I think what she means is that we are all AFFECTED by HIV/AIDS in one way or another.

this is another point of view.

I'm sure that's wat she meant

slimyem:

when i first heard it tonight i laughed so much i slapped my father in-law.

FATyem(f) bro, i tot u were singo never new u were marrieed, and to think i was about to nyansh you and wife you!

LesbianBoy:

FATyem(f) bro, i tot u were singo never new u were marrieed, and to think i was about to nyansh you and wife you!

dream on little pr1ck!

I think her husband should lock her inside with due respect to our lady folks on this forum. On another thought there is no diff between her and her husband they suit one another fine. The only problem we can't get them off our telly in the next 4 years. Is hell

claremont:

I think what she means is that we are all AFFECTED by HIV/AIDS in one way or another.

Wishful thinking and I too will jump on that bandwagon! I HOPE that is what she meant!

Our first lady as 'grammatical HIV/AIDS'. Her husband has LIVER Aids.

slimyem:

when i first heard it tonight i laughed so much i slapped my father in-law.

hahahah babe ur crazzzyyyyy

Lmoa .where did she get that unscientifically generally unaccepted idea from.

claremont:
I think what she means is that we are all AFFECTED by HIV/AIDS in one way or another.

That's not what she meant at all and you know it. She's daft.

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Check her logic! This has to do with logic.

All of you are nothing but Haters!  ENglish is not our 1st language and she has never boasted that she speaks perfect english! I live in the UK and most english people can't even write, read or spell. Infact the UK educational system is at all time low and they are frantically trying to improve it.  Now back to her Excellency  GEJ's wife, How many people out here won't want to be in her position right now? upon all the Gunshots she makes she is still Nigerian Number 1 Lady and a status most of you haters and your next generations will never become! Go on keep on hating she is still your president's Wife!

but she tried

slimyem:

when i first heard it tonight i laughed so much i slapped my father in-law.

[size=14pt]Sincerely, I think she sounds philosophically correct. Now, let's analyze the statement[/size]

[size=14pt]Some are HIV +Ve, true
Some are HIV -Ve, true
Do we all have HIV? Yes! While some are +Ve, others are -Ve[/size]

[size=14pt]So, what's the problem?[/size]

Spare that woman please. That is 1 punch line right there. I feel u jor Patience, no mind them haters cause u'll soon release a bestseller album.

yomz1e:

All of you are nothing but Haters!  ENglish is not our 1st language and she has never boasted that she speaks perfect english! I live in the UK and most english people can't even write, read or spell. Infact the UK educational system is at all time low and they are frantically trying to improve it.  Now back to her Excellency  GEJ's wife, How many people out here won't want to be in her position right now? upon all the Gunshots she makes she is still Nigerian Number 1 Lady and a status most of you haters and your next generations will never become! Go on keep on hating she is still your president's Wife!

Bros no vex oh but i been wan no wetin be the official language of we country??

LesbianBoy:

Please moderator i dont where to post this so plis forgive me o, patience dame jonathan has done it again with her 'queens english' here is what she said

''Today is world aids day, and all of us have AIDS only that some people are positive while others are negative! I can help but LMAO! Y'all can watch it on NTA network news tonight again, they show it again!

i think what she wanted to say is that all of us have AIDS victims among us, only that some people are positive while others are negative. Though i might be wrong, but thats what i think.

A woman you married and get successful, please always stick with her no matter her weakness.

@ A-ZeD vex ke? you know do Geography for primary skool?  oya Forum : what are the three major languages in Nija?


well said @ lovejo! behind every sucessful man is a woman! when a woman curse you, ist more dangerous than a snake bite! But when she blesses you , the sky is the limit

@OP , i think we need a MADAM DAME JONATHAN section here on nairaland cos
I am relishing the prospect of laughing myself out 4 the next 3 years

yomz1e:

All of you are nothing but Haters!  ENglish is not our 1st language and she has never boasted that she speaks perfect english! I live in the UK and most english people can't even write, read or spell. Infact the UK educational system is at all time low and they are frantically trying to improve it.  Now back to her Excellency  GEJ's wife, How many people out here won't want to be in her position right now? upon all the Gunshots she makes she is still Nigerian Number 1 Lady and a status most of you haters and your next generations will never become! Go on keep on hating she is still your president's Wife!

The issue here is not whether English is our first language or not, it's about Coherence. For your information English is our national language a common denomintor through which Hausa, Yoruba and Ibo communicate outside the confines of tribal languages. The very essence of our being one Nigeria is the English language.

For someone holding the exhalted office of the First Lady of Nigeria it is expected that such a person should be able to communicate clearly and intelligently, which has not been the case with Mrs Jonathan.

What stops her from communicating through an interpreter if English is not a priority to her. As bad as the education system is in Nigeria i'm sure even you will be dissapointed in a graduate who cannot express him or herself coherently, much less the First Lady of the federation.

Go and check out the first ladies of Ghana and other African countries, English is also not their first language. Some do not possess a doctorate Like Mrs Jonathan but the understand the importance of proper communication as a national leader. This is totally unacceptable and a ridicule to our nation in the eyes of the world.

We need to stop making excuses for everything in Nigeria.