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Igbo Man And The Lawyer by tellwisdom: 11:16pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
A lawyer and igbo man were sitting next to each other on a long distance flight. The lawyer was thinking Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easily, So lawyer asked if the igbo man would like to play a fun game. The igbo man was tired and just wanted to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyers persist and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if i don't know the answer, i will pay you $500, This catches the igbo man's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer askes the first question; 'what is the difference from the Earth and Moon?' The igbo man doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a $5 note, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, its the igbo man's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with 3legs and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows. He uses the air-phone; he searches the net and even the Library of Congress. He sends emails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching, he finally gave up. He wakes up the igbo man and hands him $500. The igbo man pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He woke the igbo man up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with 3legs and comes down with four?' The igbo man reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 sayin "i dont know o" and goes back to sleep. See Igbo Man Sense. |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by StudioCFR(m): 11:25pm On Dec 08, 2011 |
I no understand all dis rants people dey spew about Ibo people for nairaland Na only Ibo fiful get sense for naija bah? Good to know. . . IBO KWENU |
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by mustspin: 8:59am On Dec 09, 2011 |
nice photocopied joke |
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