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Igbo Man And The Lawyer by tellwisdom: 11:16pm On Dec 08, 2011
A lawyer and igbo man were
sitting next to each other on a
long distance flight.
The lawyer was thinking
Nigerians are so dumb that he
can fool them easily, So lawyer
asked if the igbo man would like
to play a fun
game.
The igbo man was tired and just
wanted to take a nap, so he
politely declines and tries to
catch a few winks.
The lawyers persist and says that
the game is a lot of fun. I ask you
a question and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me only $5;
you ask me one, and if i don't
know the answer, i will pay you
$500,
This catches the igbo man's
attention and to keep the lawyer
quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer askes the first
question; 'what is the difference
from the Earth and Moon?' The
igbo man doesn't say a word,
reaches in his pocket pulls out a
$5 note, and hands it to the
lawyer. Now, its the igbo man's
turn.
He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up
a hill with 3legs and comes down
with four?' The lawyer uses his
laptop, searches all the references
he knows. He uses the air-phone;
he searches the net and even the
Library of Congress.
He sends emails to all the smart
friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching, he
finally gave up. He wakes up
the igbo man and hands him
$500. The igbo man pockets the
$500 and goes right back to
sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not
knowing the answer. He woke the
igbo man up and asks,
'Well, so what goes up a hill with
3legs and comes down with
four?' The igbo man reaches in
his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
sayin "i dont know o" and goes
back to sleep.
See Igbo Man Sense.
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by StudioCFR(m): 11:25pm On Dec 08, 2011
I no understand all dis rants people dey spew about Ibo people for nairaland

Na only Ibo fiful get sense for naija bah?

Good to know. . .

IBO KWENU grin
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by mustspin: 8:59am On Dec 09, 2011
nice photocopied joke undecided undecided

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