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Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 7:08pm On Dec 12, 2011
Hey y'all dis is not a competition but Bado abiding by d rules.So haters clear Bado is bringing all jokers back in one room,let's mingle wiv swaggs

Ok ladies and gentlebobs am not good wiv this open speech nonsense.Straight to d converso this is a zone for correct minded jokers , so if you dont have d lafin factor , i repeat dont type or i violation u but feel free to observe . Now b4 we strt to gingerfy dis cabarn i will like to tuale my fellow jokers who have kept d other hell fire rolling

Sion to d below jokers

chizoba
badosky jnr
Eldav
Elguababa
Lancaster
KDK
My ex gbencher (element)
everybody hates Chris (studio)
Efemena robson(always lookin 4 d weakest link)
Mikuz
Ajibel
Booboo (wafferian)
Areagem
Aygbabe
Damizz
Dani to sexcie we get parole sho mo
Hamid(aboki to gbayi)
Ben10 runaway Mod
Shakara ologe ni o
Neyshed omo okoro
Poultry supervisor(vicks *aka* mr skeletal)
Confused.com(brite008)
Hapennin babe(yinkalink)
Baba ko foshi(Pharaoh) etccccc
if your name no dey dia u never collect mbe from queen o   
jus teasing love u all now let's begin d koko lounging

Mods I followed d rules so my thread stays
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 7:16pm On Dec 12, 2011
I don pour schnapps for ground oya make we dey sempelise wiv jokes

Jamaican childs letter to Santa =))

Dear: Santa,

I know u probably wonderin why I writin yuh one day after Christmas but afta openin mi presents dem mi did haffi write yuh.Santa mi was a very good girl, mi listen to mi mada and help har out. Santa mi study real hard inna School,hard till mi all come fuss inna mi class.
Mi mek it mi duty fi be Nice and not Naughty Santa.Santa when mi write mi Christmas list dis year mi ask yuh fi a Barbie princess doll, ah dora di explora tv, an a cabbage patch. So Santa How di BLOODCLAAT afta readin di list yuh left mi a fuccin light up yoyo, one plastic tea cup set, and a rass no name dolly wah look like she have Polio an a dead from Marli Gripe.Iz Edda yuh blind ar yuh cyann BLOODCLAAT READ!,
YUH SEE ALL NEXT YEAR, NUH BADDA TRY SQUEEZE YUH BIG FAT DUTTY RASS TRU MI CHIMNI!

I SWEAR AH GUH FUCKKK U UP, MI AN YUH, U GI DI DUTTY GYALL SALLY DUNG DI STREET EVERYTING SHI WANT! NEXT YEAR MI AGUH WAIT FI YUH PATIENTLY WID ONE BIG ROCK STONE!

SANTA MI AGUH DUN YUH BLOOD CLAAT, MEMBA DAT YUH HEAR! TRY MEMBA DAT

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Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by mikuz(m): 7:21pm On Dec 12, 2011
finally!!
This what all the bitching was all about abi?
At least now you can sleep well at night.
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 7:28pm On Dec 12, 2011
No boo boo ama law abiding citizen, are u here to relax or hate

By d way u can mail ur boys to come and derail o my troops await u.swagga ya to mehnnn dis na Bado gbam gbam guaranteed unity and lafta
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by mikuz(m): 7:32pm On Dec 12, 2011
hehe,
bet you always know how to make me laugh.
Flex!
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 7:38pm On Dec 12, 2011
Hmm so I got u smiling unity already

U get gist smiley
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 7:54pm On Dec 12, 2011
Dey don't reali want me to unleash d dragon.I followed d rules one thread gets locked anoda opens jus in time muahhh Bado u 7 much

Badoskys Motto: We here to re-unite jokers

Anoda post to get my  audience in sempenity mode

A BOY keeps a password on his cellphone while a MAN is confident enough to say "baby can u answer that for me"!! A BOY runs the streets & post up in the club while a MAN is enjoying time with his woman planning ahead for their future! A BOY complains about spending too much time with his woman, a MAN plans vacations & getaways because he is wise enough to notice tomorrow isn't promised! A BOY has , pride after arguments, a MAN has heart & emotions, A BOY beats on his woman, a MAN massages & caresses his woman! A BOY screams gold-digger for the simple things a woman want, a MAN screams unity! A BOY tells his woman all the things she does wrong, a MAN acknowledges his woman's hard work! A BOY tells his woman she is pretty, & a MAN tells his woman she is beautiful, a woman who wud settle for a BOY wud read dis and question herself but a woman who knws she deserves a MAN wud digest this

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Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by mikuz(m): 7:58pm On Dec 12, 2011
id,
you know this place wont rock without me.
Your list was too idle. Those guys have moved on.
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Nobody: 8:00pm On Dec 12, 2011
Idowuogbo:

Dey don't reali want me to unleash d dragon.I followed d rules one thread gets locked anoda opens jus in time muahhh Bado u 7 much

Badoskys Motto: We here to re-unite jokers

Anoda post to get my  audience in sempenity mode

A BOY keeps a password on his cellphone while a MAN is confident enough to say "baby can u answer that for me"!! A BOY runs the streets & post up in the club while a MAN is enjoying time with his woman planning ahead for their future! A BOY complains about spending too much time with his woman, a MAN plans vacations & getaways because he is wise enough to notice tomorrow isn't promised! A BOY has , pride after arguments, a MAN has heart & emotions, A BOY beats on his woman, a MAN massages & caresses his woman! A BOY screams gold-digger for the simple things a woman want, a MAN screams unity! A BOY tells his woman all the things she does wrong, a MAN acknowledges his woman's hard work! A BOY tells his woman she is pretty, & a MAN tells his woman she is beautiful, a woman who wud settle for a BOY wud read dis and question herself but a woman who knws she deserves a MAN wud digest this

ITS LIKE U RE A PROUD OWNER OF A PHOTOCOPYING MACHINE, STALE ,












OOO LAWD angry angry UPON SAY NA HARMATTAN PERIOD DEM NO WAN GREE US FOR DIS WE SECTION angry angry angry
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Nobody: 8:08pm On Dec 12, 2011
BROS JACK IN A POT, MAY U LIVE LONG N GROW WHITE HAIR IN D NOSE, ISEEEEEEEEE,  grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 8:10pm On Dec 12, 2011
DONkollione:

ITS LIKE U RE A PROUD OWNER OF A PHOTOCOPYING MACHINE, STALE ,




OOO LAWD angry angry UPON SAY NA HARMATTAN PERIOD DEM NO WAN GREE US FOR DIS WE SECTION angry angry angry
Emmh u a newbie I see but I like u already, I lost d best joker title  last year by jus 2votes to d winner.I dey run correct for zanga cool down I dey warm up y u dey beef na

mikuz:

id,
you know this place wont rock without me.
Your list was too idle. Those guys have moved on.
Darling dey all moved on bcus d old thread bored dem to stupor, watch dem stroll in na Bado I name na u sef no.walahitali am on fire take d fire extingush me
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Nobody: 8:17pm On Dec 12, 2011
BEEF KO PORK NI, NEWBIE KO OLDBIE NI, B4 ADAM OLUWA WAS, I REST MA CASE, GBAM.PLS MOD DONT FORGET TO THROW D KEYS INTO DA RIVER, TANK U
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 8:21pm On Dec 12, 2011
^ok u don like me fine but pls stop spitting on my head .cheers!
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 8:28pm On Dec 12, 2011
Idowuogbo:

Emmh u a newbie I see but I like u already, I lost d best joker title  last year by jus 2votes to d winner.I dey run correct for zanga cool down I dey warm up y u dey beef na
Darling dey all moved on bcus d old thread bored dem to stupor, watch dem stroll in na Bado I name na u sef no.walahitali am on fire take d fire extingush me

see shame o. You dey call am darling so confuse am, bah? You for open your bikina na
Wonders shall neva end for here oh.
Somebody needs some attention badly oo. SMH
Jisos, come and save ya people from the hands of Egyptian o

mods, where una padlock dey na?

Come and lock this childish repetition and stop us from having unwanted heart attack for here ooo
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Nobody: 8:32pm On Dec 12, 2011
WATEVR, PLS MOVE TO D OFFTOPIC BAR BY MIKUZ/JACK IN A POT/WUEVER N SHUT DIS ONE DOWN N STOP ALL D CRAP, THANKS wink wink wink
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Nobody: 8:41pm On Dec 12, 2011
jackpot:

  my dear, can you imagine the concombility?

She wants to open a common thread and she come bad-mouth finish so she go open am. What sort of childish crap is all these?

Is she quarreling for a plot of land or something?

Elijah, where are you oh? Pls come and save your people from the hands of Egyptians since Pharoah don use matchet kill Moses and Joshua

THREAD MENSTRUATION-PADLOCKED!!!



I WONDA LYK STEVEN WONDA OO FOR D MATA OO, AFTA SHE DON BADBELLE FOR MIKUZ OWN SHE WAN SMART, SHE GOT A DOSE OF HER OWN MEDICINE grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 8:43pm On Dec 12, 2011
DONkollione:

WATEVR, PLS MOVE TO D OFFTOPIC BAR BY MIKUZ/JACK IN A POT/WUEVER N SHUT DIS ONE DOWN N STOP ALL D CRAP, THANKS wink wink wink
u commented on d oda thread to b locked as well ,so y u directing me dere.deres a rule u no btwn i rada u dont insult who u dont no,he can run his thread and i will run mine till decision is made or are u part of dier squad hence d hatred.Dont worri i understand u have to be loyal  smiley kiss
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by mikuz(m): 8:43pm On Dec 12, 2011
this is absolutely crazy and just so childish.
Id, you fall my hand big time.
Cant believe you could stoop yourself this low,begging illiterate newbies to keep ya thread going.
Only God knows the length you can go to get this thread sticked.
Mtcheww.na ASUU cause me all these rubbish sef.
So this is how you and ya so called pals rocked this section back in the days? Even with ya age you could still resolve to this?
Smh.
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by mikuz(m): 8:49pm On Dec 12, 2011
jack,donkoll.
E don do.
Lets all leave the thread for her. It makes no sense to whine with a childish lady.
I hate childishness.

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Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 8:50pm On Dec 12, 2011
mikuz:

this is absolutely crazy and just so childish.
Id, you fall my hand big time.
Cant believe you could stoop yourself this low,begging illiterate newbies to keep ya thread going.
Only God knows the length you can go to get this thread sticked.
Mtcheww.na ASUU cause me all these rubbish sef.
So this is how you and ya so called pals rocked this section back in the days? Even with ya age you could still resolve to this?
Smh.
Listen don't get emotional come on u have a thread and I have mine, we can both have a thread u no na swagga dey  jam traffic its no competition,I will pay u a visit @ urs if it ant locked and if both remains we can collabo simples .I dint beg did I physically cry or go down down on my knees,kai una serious o dis winning u up big time mu he hehe .I don die dis evening
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 8:52pm On Dec 12, 2011
DONkollione:

BROS JACK IN A POT, MAY U LIVE LONG N GROW WHITE HAIR IN D NOSE, ISEEEEEEEEE,  grin grin grin grin grin
my dear, na so oh.

Injustice no good. That girl too dey jealous. Always attacking people everywhere she goes.

You see how her first comment in mikuz bar is to attack mikuz so she can open this thing. Some people need to understand that this is Jokes Section

check her statistics and you'll see she needs to go back to Romance Section where she come from,

person wey neva get one nomination for best joker come here dey drag who be landlord. Childishlistic nonsense

we must keep shouting oh cos it seems the mods now put earphone for ear

THREAD BOLTED!!!

Use the already existing brand-new offtopic bar. There's no need for duplication. Thanks!
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 8:56pm On Dec 12, 2011
Lmao fugly ranting as alwayss , u go wound o efrebor

He dey call am dear lwkkkkmddddd, for stats I go romance bcus of ur hell fire kwanu

U b cunttttt ooo hahahaha
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 9:02pm On Dec 12, 2011
DONkollione:

BEEF KO PORK NI, NEWBIE KO OLDBIE NI, B4 ADAM OLUWA WAS, I REST MA CASE, GBAM.PLS MOD DONT FORGET TO THROW D KEYS INTO DA RIVER, TANK U
oluwa jesu!

Childishness no good oh.

Id, even if you strip for here, you can't confuse us. Stop begging for useless attention.

This thread stinks of jealousy. SMH

mod, where the padlock dey na? Abi una dey find am ni?

Bua ha ha ha ha ha
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Nobody: 9:10pm On Dec 12, 2011
HER PLAN NO WORK , SHE BROUGHT D BADBELLE INTO MIKUZ THREAD NOW SHE WANTS TO RUN FREE, MBANU NOT ON NAIRALAND JOKE SECTION SOIL,  angry angry angry angry      UR THREAD HAS TO FOLLOW N DANCE TO D MUZIK OF BADBELLEISM, PLS NOTE,,,, AM NOT A LOYALIST AM A ONE MAN BATTALION D ONLY MAN DAT ENTERED D LIONS DEN AND CHASED D LIONS OUT, SO PLS GRACE D ROMANCE SECTION OR BETA STILL REMAIN HERE N CATCH ALL D FUN U CAN GET, TANKS ALOT, MR MOD LOCK I MEAN BAN I MEAN TERMINATE DIS CRAP, TANKS FOR HEARING D PLEA OF D MASSES ,
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 9:15pm On Dec 12, 2011
mikuz:

jack,donkoll.
E don do.
Lets all leave the thread for her. It makes no sense to whine with a childish lady.
I hate childishness.


my dear, I want to ask you a question?
If devil possess your pikin, wetin you go do?
You go leave the pikin for am?
No, the only solution is by shouting Blood of Jisos till the devil carry her slippers and run away.
So, we must stay and cast out all 77 spirits of the devil ooo

Mods, pls lock this madafuckinggg childish thread since we already have a new offtopic. There's no need for repetitions

THREAD PADLOCKED!!!
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 9:17pm On Dec 12, 2011
mikuz:

jack,donkoll.
E don do.
Lets all leave the thread for her. It makes no sense to whine with a childish lady.
I hate childishness.


my dear, I want to ask you a question?
If devil possess your pikin, wetin you go do?
You go leave the pikin for am?
No, the only solution is by shouting Blood of Jisos till the devil carry her slippers and run away.
So, we must stay and cast out all 77 spirits of the devil ooo

Mods, pls lock this madafuckinggg childish thread since we already have a new offtopic. There's no need for repetitions

THREAD PADLOCKED!!!
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 9:18pm On Dec 12, 2011
Ohh gawdd am loving d drama its interesting no updates from dat thread u love it here, I no run badbelle I jus tell am rule dey and I follow rule na see me see brigadedias o.


Oleku tell me sumtin wey I no fit do, dey are feelin Badosky grin grin grin

Don u b hyprocrite u don talk lock thread for dia thread, now u dey join force attack woman SMH.bois u are I saw worse on my gbaski thread last year your craze no reach na Bado gbam gbam u never jam wey dem dey


He still dey cal am dear jesos dis guy go dey swallow kondo ooo lmao, by d way u don email chiemezie for fb so ur troops go boku

Dey all hate Badosky, lighter in d air yeparipa
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Nobody: 9:26pm On Dec 12, 2011
@ID, U CONTAMINATED IT N MADE EVERY PISSED, NOW U WANT TO SMART, SORI ITS NOT MY FAULT DAT U NEVA HAD A PLAN B INCASE OF BADBELLE, ABEG MATCH DEY TODAY SEF MK I GO WATCH, MR MOD PLS I STIL DEY BEG U, NA BEG I DY BEG , I WONDA HW ONE BUS GO GET TWO CONDUCTORS,
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 9:28pm On Dec 12, 2011
mikuz:

this is absolutely crazy and just so childish.
Id, you fall my hand big time.
Cant believe you could stoop yourself this low,begging illiterate newbies to keep ya thread going.
Only God knows the length you can go to get this thread sticked.
Mtcheww.na ASUU cause me all these rubbish sef.
So this is how you and ya so called pals rocked this section back in the days? Even with ya age you could still resolve to this?
Smh.

yet some people go dey blame Gawd why dem neva get husband~ tongue tongue
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 9:39pm On Dec 12, 2011
U still remain a hypocrite u can't justify dat Don,listen newbie me and jackie ger history na me personally hin no like no b thread.I rada u don't get involved if u like mikuz thread stay dia make I dey my own bus lane.its ten ova ten chikena I promise to come ginja dia wiv Bado flav

Mikuz u still mad @ me honet kiss

Lecturer dey hyperventilate mu he he he, guy u wowor personify omo my niece see pics begin vomit say u b ayamaa lwwwkmmmd
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 9:40pm On Dec 12, 2011
DONkollione:

@ID, U CONTAMINATED IT N MADE EVERY PISSED, NOW U WANT TO SMART, SORI ITS NOT MY FAULT DAT U NEVA HAD A PLAN B INCASE OF BADBELLE, ABEG MATCH DEY TODAY SEF MK I GO WATCH, MR MOD PLS I STIL DEY BEG U, NA BEG I DY BEG , I WONDA HW ONE BUS GO GET TWO CONDUCTORS,

you dey mind her? There's no way this repeated thread can see the light of the day, simples.

Mods, if you guys must listen:

this thread can't make it cos everybody saw how she tried contaminating Mikuz thread and we despise injustice.

Remember the first thread she opened this year how bottles landed for everybody head.
This one go be more deadly if nothing is done.

Make una lock this dorty thread by this jealous and childishnesslistic Idowu-obo

We the whole members of Jokes Section despises jealousy and childish acts.

Thread Locked!!!
Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by Idowuogbo(f): 9:46pm On Dec 12, 2011
Online quanta wan wounddd am lmaooo ,oh mehnnn he surely needs a companion loneliness na disease he holds d square root of madness

I dey enjoy u I swear continue shouting bcus I break una game plan hahaha, deres rules for a reason.If u run ur virus here it go still sweet everybody sabi ur animalistic way already so na 2 use u do suya remain Tozo.y u so arrogant and miserable

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