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Life Before Computer by dani1luv: 6:29pm On Dec 15, 2011
Life before
computer"
WINDOW was a square
hole in a room.
APPLICATION was
somthing written in paper.
MOUSE was an animal.
KEYBOARD was a piano.
FILE was an important
office material.
HARD DRIVE was an
uncomfortable road trip.
CUT was done with knife
and, PASTE was done
with glue.
WEB was the home of a
spider.
VIRUS was a flu.
APPLE and
BLACKBERRy,the best
phones we have now
were just fruits.
We couldnt "UNDO"
anything we have done.
~WHAT A CHANGE!!~
Re: Life Before Computer by McAdem: 6:39pm On Dec 15, 2011
wetin b this,abeg try something funning

with annoyance exit thread
Re: Life Before Computer by dani1luv: 6:41pm On Dec 15, 2011
sharrap?
Re: Life Before Computer by McAdem: 6:49pm On Dec 15, 2011
see ya stinckyyyy mouth(cover my nose with face towel)ran away
Re: Life Before Computer by jackpot(f): 6:52pm On Dec 15, 2011
dani1luv:

Life before
computer"
WINDOW was a square
hole in a room.
APPLICATION was
somthing written in paper.
MOUSE was an animal.
KEYBOARD was a piano.
FILE was an important
office material.
HARD DRIVE was an
uncomfortable road trip.
CUT was done with knife
and, PASTE was done
with glue.
WEB was the home of a
spider.
VIRUS was a flu.
APPLE and
BLACKBERRy,the best
phones we have now
were just fruits.
We couldnt "UNDO"
anything we have done.
~WHAT A CHANGE!!~

na lie. I no believe dis ya story at all. . . tongue cheesy
Re: Life Before Computer by jackpot(f): 6:53pm On Dec 15, 2011
dani1luv:

Life before
computer"
WINDOW was a square
hole in a room.
APPLICATION was
somthing written in paper.
MOUSE was an animal.
KEYBOARD was a piano.
FILE was an important
office material.
HARD DRIVE was an
uncomfortable road trip.
CUT was done with knife
and, PASTE was done
with glue.
WEB was the home of a
spider.
VIRUS was a flu.
APPLE and
BLACKBERRy,the best
phones we have now
were just fruits.
We couldnt "UNDO"
anything we have done.
~WHAT A CHANGE!!~

na lie. I no believe dis ya story at all. . . tongue cheesy
Re: Life Before Computer by ARareGem(f): 6:56pm On Dec 15, 2011
^Which ones na? Why're you double posting?
Re: Life Before Computer by mikuz(m): 6:59pm On Dec 15, 2011
nice on dani!
Re: Life Before Computer by mikuz(m): 7:00pm On Dec 15, 2011
nice on dani!
Re: Life Before Computer by mikuz(m): 7:02pm On Dec 15, 2011
@araregem,
na bad connection!
Re: Life Before Computer by mikuz(m): 7:02pm On Dec 15, 2011
@araregem,
na bad connection!
Re: Life Before Computer by mikuz(m): 7:02pm On Dec 15, 2011
@araregem,
na bad connection!
Re: Life Before Computer by mikuz(m): 7:05pm On Dec 15, 2011
bad on network!
Re: Life Before Computer by ARareGem(f): 7:09pm On Dec 15, 2011
I see. And you're suffering from the same fate, seemingly. Eh ya, una sorry oh.
Re: Life Before Computer by mikuz(m): 7:28pm On Dec 15, 2011
haba,
gem,
is that all?
Re: Life Before Computer by ARareGem(f): 7:55pm On Dec 15, 2011
Shuo, is there somfin else you want me to do?
Re: Life Before Computer by mikuz(m): 8:02pm On Dec 15, 2011
araregem,
will you stop pretending?
Open jor!!
Re: Life Before Computer by McAdem: 8:07pm On Dec 15, 2011
Mukizzzzzzzzzzzzii wetin she wan open,haba,orisirisi 4 n/l

well let me pretend say I no hear sha
Re: Life Before Computer by mikuz(m): 8:13pm On Dec 15, 2011
mc na dem,
please leave here,
wetin we wan do now no concern you.
Re: Life Before Computer by ARareGem(f): 8:15pm On Dec 15, 2011
McAdem, abeg, help me ask him o? shocked

*Tear race commot for thread for fear of her dear life. Doesn't look back*
Re: Life Before Computer by McAdem: 8:18pm On Dec 15, 2011
ok oooo if u give am belle hmmmmmmmmm, hmmm, your mama go flog u die

i don say my own ooooooooooooo
Re: Life Before Computer by mikuz(m): 8:18pm On Dec 15, 2011
mtchew,
like say na only me go enjoy am.
Re: Life Before Computer by ARareGem(f): 8:21pm On Dec 15, 2011
That's rude, Mikuz. sad
Re: Life Before Computer by bright007(f): 8:25pm On Dec 15, 2011
Hey!Nice observation from d Mod himself.



















But wait o!Where is d joke?
Re: Life Before Computer by McAdem: 8:32pm On Dec 15, 2011
ARareGem:

That's rude, Mikuz. sad
Dat boi  Chei, wel u don hear am dem plenty oooooooo ,(cover my mouth,whispering into her ear) make u no tell eny 1 abeg ,mukiz, gbagbo,and studio, ehhen  bunmi tooo dey there o
becareful oo
Re: Life Before Computer by bunmioguns(m): 8:46pm On Dec 15, 2011
McAdem:

Dat boi  Chei, wel u don hear am dem plenty oooooooo ,(cover my mouth,whispering into her ear) make u no tell eny 1 abeg ,mukiz, gbagbo,and studio, ehhen  bunmi tooo dey there o
becareful oo

grin grin grin grin Me I no dey there o
Re: Life Before Computer by StudioCFR(m): 8:49pm On Dec 15, 2011
McAdem:

Dat boi  Chei, wel u don hear am dem plenty oooooooo ,(cover my mouth,whispering into her ear) make u no tell eny 1 abeg ,mukiz, gbagbo,and studio, ehhen  bunmi tooo dey there o
becareful oo

I go double my condom when my turn reach na
Re: Life Before Computer by bunmioguns(m): 8:55pm On Dec 15, 2011
Na all Nairaland Babe u wan bleep? Mikus
Re: Life Before Computer by McAdem: 8:57pm On Dec 15, 2011
bunmioguns:

grin grin grin grin Me I no dey there o

bunmi sorry na because of this[b] B[/b]self na Bright i wan talk bet i no know sey you hear.pls tell me how u hear?

Studio CFR:

I go double my condom when my turn reach na

I talk am raregem u hear am?
Re: Life Before Computer by mikuz(m): 9:23pm On Dec 15, 2011
@bunmi
it aint my fault,
anywhere i enter, na so dem go just dey wink eye me.
Re: Life Before Computer by Nobody: 2:53am On Dec 18, 2011
True. . .
Re: Life Before Computer by bingbagbo(m): 7:05am On Dec 18, 2011
JOKE GRADING: E PASS







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