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He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 9:43pm On Dec 18, 2011
A warri guy walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a brief conversation ensued,

Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so?

Rukewe: I wan commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one !

Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good now, but why you come tie rope for waist instead of neck?

Rukewe: Bros no be small thing o! ,
I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by mikuz(m): 9:56pm On Dec 18, 2011
Stewdio,
since the 10th of december, you've posted 5 jokes about suicides!
What's ya plan na?
You sure say we go see you come 2012?

grin
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Nobody: 10:25pm On Dec 18, 2011
JOKE GRADING: CANCELLED





REMARK: caught doing malparctice grin grin̶̲̥̅̊


Lyk dis joke it alway mks mε̲̣̣̣̥ laff though its old undecided undecided
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 10:27pm On Dec 18, 2011
;d ;d
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by tayoast(m): 11:25pm On Dec 18, 2011
LMAO grin

PS: studio pls dont commit suicide
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by jackpot(f): 4:34am On Dec 19, 2011
jokes Adam and Eve first cracked-------> STALE!!! tongue tongue grin
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by babarazy: 5:17am On Dec 19, 2011
Studio CFR:

A warri guy walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a brief conversation ensued,

Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so?

Rukewe: I wan commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one !

Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good now, but why you come tie rope for waist instead of neck?

Rukew
e:
Bros no be small thing o! ,
I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE

THANK GOD SAY I NEVA VOTE FOR U.
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Nobody: 5:42am On Dec 19, 2011
^^^
Baba u re try to b funnny angry angry
He diidnt beg u, Simple

D̶̲̥̅̊ angry angry
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 9:56am On Dec 19, 2011
Thank You Thank You guys for showing some love

I appreciate o grin


expect more suicidal jokes hehehehehehe grin
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by MrResource(m): 9:59am On Dec 19, 2011
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by mikuz(m): 10:02am On Dec 19, 2011
stewdio,
jokes section will really miss you!!
Adieu papa,
*sobs*
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by B4UIWAZ(f): 10:27am On Dec 19, 2011
Studio CFR:

Thank You Thank You guys for showing some love

I appreciate o grin


expect more suicidal jokes hehehehehehe grin
cheesy cheesy oni so sokuso grin grin
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by tonyfred(m): 12:10pm On Dec 19, 2011
studio enough of dis ur suicide jokes.

plzzzzz i still need u come 2012.
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 3:28pm On Dec 19, 2011
Yes i'm going to be here come 2012 o grin

but tis not going to be all the time like dis year cuz cuz cuz Education on my mind grin
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by mikuz(m): 4:38pm On Dec 19, 2011
you want write waec?

grin
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by bunmioguns(m): 5:11pm On Dec 19, 2011
mikuz:

you want write waec?

grin

Studio CFR:

A warri guy walked in and saw his landlord's son who was trying to commit suicide and a brief conversation ensued,

Tenant: Rukewe!!!, wetin u dey do so?

Rukewe: I wan commit suicide as papa dey always complain say my life na worthless one !

Tenant: ahn ahn, dat no good now, but why you come tie rope for waist instead of neck?

Rukewe: Bros no be small thing o! ,
I bin tie rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE

This joke is funny nw, how cum everybody are not laffing, as for me i go laff o, hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 7:34pm On Dec 19, 2011
grin grin grin

Ose Ore mi
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by zealot4me(f): 8:51pm On Dec 19, 2011
undecided undecided undecided
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 10:46pm On Dec 19, 2011
No fear sweerie. . All na joke. . I no comit suicide grin
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Dgunnerz(m): 10:53pm On Dec 19, 2011
Bro,its better you kill yourself than to commit suicide ooooo!

Abeg,take am easy ooooo! E no easy to die!
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 11:07pm On Dec 19, 2011
Abeg teach me how to comit suicide na grin
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Dgunnerz(m): 11:44pm On Dec 19, 2011


Why don't you kill yourself,insteaad of commiting suicideeeeeee?
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by tayoast(m): 11:57pm On Dec 19, 2011
stop derailing
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 12:26am On Dec 20, 2011
Dgunnerz:



Why don't you kill yourself,insteaad of commiting suicideeeeeee?

No sense
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Dgunnerz(m): 12:45am On Dec 20, 2011
Studio CFR:

No sense

CONFIRM!!!
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by dani1luv: 6:32am On Dec 20, 2011
Okay I love the Joke grin grin
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Nobody: 6:59am On Dec 20, 2011
Hahaha!
Tho I've seen dis b4, and twas funny.
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by Idowuogbo(f): 7:08am On Dec 20, 2011
^madam u don vote dis guy dey try no b small

@std r sowwrie stud

Dat warrri guy na jackie ni, he fear death na hia he jus dey open teeth talk jargons agric chicken grin
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by sylve11: 9:48am On Dec 20, 2011
I am not finding this joke funny anymore sad sad sad cool
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by McAdem: 11:38am On Dec 20, 2011
which kind joke be this? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

any body wey wan die make die,make we remain see gari chop grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by angelz(f): 11:44am On Dec 20, 2011
its not funny.
Re: He's Not Serious To Die by StudioCFR(m): 9:41pm On Dec 20, 2011
grin grin grin grin

Climbs On Sylvex Head To Wave At My Supporters


Danny1luv me the moderator, mo ri yin o ehe, eno mi lowo o ehe ehe grin

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