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What If Herbert Macaulay Was Lagos’s Ultimate Real Estate Tycoon? by Ayoolaolowo01(m): 10:38am On Jan 13 |
Flashback to the Original Herbert Macaulay In the early 1900s, Herbert Macaulay was a force of nature. A civil engineer by training and a freedom fighter by destiny, he battled colonial exploitation and shady government land deals that hurt Lagosians. Known for his sharp intellect and unmatched charisma, he wasn’t afraid to square up against the British or anyone else trying to swindle the people. Fast Forward to 2025 Picture this: Herbert Macaulay is alive today, but instead of battling colonial governors, he’s up against the true modern oppressors—“Area Boys” landlords, shady estate agents, and property developers who sell lands prone to flooding during the first sprinkle of rain. His new tagline? “Real estate for the people, not the one percent!” Act 1: Herbert vs. the Lekki Land Sharks Herbert’s career kicks off in Lekki Phase 1 when he exposes a fraudulent estate developer who sold “waterfront properties”—literally plots submerged in water. The case goes viral after Herbert uploads a drone video of the estate to TikTok, captioned: “Buy one plot, get free canoes. Terms and conditions apply.” The video garners millions of views, and suddenly Herbert becomes a hero for first-time homebuyers. He launches a platform called “LandLORD or LandFRAUD?”—a website where Lagosians can check if a property has proper documentation or if it’s part of the “OMO ONILE World Cup” (where multiple families claim the same land). Act 2: Enter the Landlords Union Word spreads that Herbert is making Lagos real estate honest again. But not everyone is happy. A secret group called the “Union of Greedy Landlords” (UGL) holds an emergency meeting in Banana Island. Their chairman, Alhaji Owo-Meta, declares: “This Herbert must go! How dare he expose our double rent tactics and fake service charges?” They try to silence him by spreading rumors on WhatsApp that he’s using juju to find land documents. But Herbert claps back with a vi...Continue Reading Here https://crackko.com/herbert-macaulay-lagos-real-estate/ |
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