kayci_d77:

In the Guinness Book of Record, Nigerian President is the dumbest

Seconded!!!

Infact, the DUMBEST President to ever lead any country.

kokoye:

Na only Nigerians dey say "God dey"

Nigerians will say "E go better" even at the point of death

Nigerians will perform ritual killings and say "thank you Jesus" when they start getting the seeminly positive 'benefits' of the rituals. They even pay tithe from the proceedings and buy the religous leader a Range Rover.

When a family member gets a top goverment position, Nigerians will encourage embezzling by saying the usual phrase "Our time don come"

aribisala0:

People who fart are happier than those who don't
People who sh1t are happier than people who can't
People who bleep are happier than those who don't
People who get paid for sex are happier than those who don't
People who score goals are happier than those who don't
People who kidnap are happier than those who get kidnapped
People who kill are happier than those who get killed
People who win elections are happier than those who don't
People who beat their wives are happier than those who don't
People who give blow jobs are happier than those who don't
People who receive blow jobs are happier than those who don't
and Finally When it rains
People who have Umblelas are happier than those who don't

kokoye:

Na only Nigerians dey say "God dey"

Nigerians will say "E go better" even at the point of death

Nigerians will perform ritual killings and say "thank you Jesus" when they start getting the seeminly positive 'benefits' of the rituals. They even pay tithe from the proceedings and buy the religous leader a Range Rover.

When a family member gets a top goverment position, Nigerians will encourage embezzling by saying the usual phrase "Our time don come"

souljay:

Nigerians listen to alot of crappy music, not minding the lyrics as long as they get a good grind!
9ja people can witness a murder and not do ish bout it cuz they wanna live to narrate d story
9ja church goers really piss me off cuz there aint nuffin to show that they aren't wearing ear plugs in church
9ja peeps complain alot bout our leaders but lack d liver to do ish bout it
9ja peeps lack consistency and cant see the future beyond a house, a car and riches.
P.S-the rate @ which 9ja peeps think bout money compared to d way they think bout heaven is overwhelmingly alarming.
last but not the least, every 5 out of 10 nigerians would kiss d Bottom off d poorest white man in the world if they had d oppurtunity to meet him