kokoye:

what's your resolution for the year 2012 . . o Cork?

to try and date black women for the first time ever.  Actually, to go for the ones with ONLY real hair!

Mr, Cork:

Actually, to go for the ones with ONLY real hair!

kokoye:

real hair ONLY . . .black girl?

good luck with that . . dont keep your hopes up

Bro. I went to a resturant yesterday with Cindy (my white babe) and this 2 Nigerian women sat Opposite us.  Cindy ordered Spagatti and Minced meat while the 2 fat Nigerian ladies ordered Yam, Corn Beef stew and Beer.  Cindy leaned over, kiss me while  I stroked her long (real) Shoulder hair. Woyld u belif the fat Nigerian lady had the ordersity to:   hisssssss!  it waz actually  looooong hisssss!!

Mr, Cork:


2 fat Nigerian ladies ordered Yam, Corn Beef stew and Beer.

slimyem:

tsk tsk~~

ok. Slimyem just prooofed my point. why is she wearing Extra large wig? Look at her pic!

Mr, Cork:

ok.  Slimyem just prooofed my point.  why is she wearing Extra large wig? Look at her pic!

slimyem:

if you think that's a wig,then you just confirmed my thoughts[b]you have cataracts in your eyes and tumor in your brain.[/b]

sweeery at least ur tryin to be white. you should be proud!

zolzlolz:

Uuuuuuuuuum nooooooo! This what actually happened:
Two Nigerian female students are conducting research for their sociology thesis, in the 'poorer' parts of London. Hesitantly, they enter dilapidated diner next to some run down public toilets home to rats, crackheads and every Tom, D1ck and Harriet's expelled MacDonalds, FROM THE WEEK BEFORE, still in the toilets, on the floor and on the walls, EEEEEEEEEEEEEW! Unfortunately, the Nigerian students can smell the scene in the toilets, as they are seated by the window of the diner. The smell from the neighbouring toilets, however, cannot beat the smell of the diner; sweat, recycled oil(THEY FRY EVERYTHING HERE), baby poo and baby vomit(the Nigerian students notice that the London mothers from this part of town change their babies on the dining tables). Enter an  midget Granpapa Cork with his White Cindy and her 5 children in tow. They have 3 different fathers, all Naija 'deadbeats' hustlers. Cindy's hair is thinning. Welfare for 5 kids isn't enough, so it's the stress. It's also because of the chain smoking and bad nutrition(all her food is fried). Imagine what her skin looks like. Cindy is ugly, because of lifestyle. That can't be said of her  Grandpapa Cork. Unfortunately he is naturally ugly. They order spagetti and mince meat(HA!). Grandpapa Cork has never used knife and fork or a spoon, so he spills bits of pasta on himself. He is also talks with his mouth full, he spits his way through a meal(providing unpleasant audio and visuals for the Nigerian students). Disguisted, the Nigerian students leave.

Mr, Cork:

ok. Slimyem just prooofed my point. why is she wearing Extra large wig? Look at her pic!

Kutey:

I won't even reply the post as its the usual bs but how has immigration in this country gone so out of hand?
I can understand typing mistakes but 'desent' instead of decent?
'no ofience' instead of no offence?ordersity instead of audacity, spagatti instead of spaghetti?
I mean really? Is this the best nigerian education can offer? I'm willing to bet this guy is typing from an internet cafe somewhere in lagos. Assh0le

oh, and wait someone is "proofing his point" ahahahah ah ah ah. Unbelievable

mobf:

, you must be new here

mobf:

U get time sha,

Mr, Cork:

Well from experience, you can have desent conversation with white females. Black or Nigerian women do not belief in holding normal desent conversation. They shout and curse the heck outter of you. Its even worse with the ones who never been to London before (no ofeinse).

Best advise urgentl;y needed. Chheers!

Kutey:

I won't even reply the post as its the usual bs but how has immigration in this country gone so out of hand?
I can understand typing mistakes but 'desent' instead of decent?
'no ofience' instead of no offence?ordersity instead of audacity, spagatti instead of spaghetti?
I mean really? Is this the best nigerian education can offer? I'm willing to bet this guy is typing from an internet cafe somewhere in lagos. Assh0le

oh, and wait someone is "proofing his point" ahahahah ah ah ah. Unbelievable

slimyem:

you just confirmed my thoughts[b]you have cataracts in your eyes and tumour in your brain.[/b]

Kutey:

I won't even reply the post as its the usual bs but how has immigration in this country gone so out of hand?
I can understand typing mistakes but 'desent' instead of decent?
'no ofience' instead of no offence?ordersity instead of audacity, spagatti instead of spaghetti?
I mean really? Is this the best nigerian education can offer? I'm willing to bet this guy is typing from an internet cafe somewhere in lagos. Assh0le

oh, and wait someone is "proofing his point" ahahahah ah ah ah. Unbelievable

lefulefu:

anytime i dey waka for raod with my s3xy hot ukranian beauty most naija babes go jus dey giv me the evil eye and dey hiss at me