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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by PYTHAGORAS(m): 11:26pm On Aug 20, 2009
ify may ur daysis be long. is it not jah for munwa to try okpekaration via nairaland. biko if that is yhe keske, walk and never stumble

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ABOGIDI: 1:25pm On Aug 21, 2009
BIKOKWA,pythagoras OKPEKERIZATION, IZ NOT T.O.K AGAINA?. BIKO OKPEKER8 BIKOZ ON DAT BRUTAL DAY D I WAZ TINATURNED, MY CHIEF FIRED 2 MUNWANES TO OKPEKER8 TO INFINITY, EVEN WITHOUT CHUKWU EMEKA TAPOLINE
SO ENTITY ALAKA MUNWANESS, OKPEKER8 THE OKPEKE
DIZ IZ AB-OGIDI, NWA OGIDI NA ANAMBRA STATE
TELEWIRE MINAAWILAWOLUS VIA 08030402785 OR henrygreatb2k@yahoo.
MAY ENTITY ALAKA MUNWA WOK & SEFENI STUMBLE, IGBIM
AM HYPA NATTY, TRY ME ANOTA
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by moneybank(m): 6:37pm On Aug 27, 2009
daziz to all agbalagbasis
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by JustGood(m): 1:08pm On Aug 28, 2009
okpekesis to reporta atua at time T
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ogalanya(m): 12:50pm On Aug 29, 2009
It is written in d book of bukosis : nokia 33:10 dat when two or more entities are in ghadaffi dat an ilya is formed. So what nomenclara are we goin 2 giv dis our ilya in nairaland. So dat commurados will not be able 2 decode what is encoded through medium. I suggest ILYA DU WIRELESS. D gods are metaplastic. So entities suggest bkos yyy vox populi vox dei. I hav terribly landed
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by sirsopia(m): 8:20pm On Aug 29, 2009
ab ogalanya, may ur days remain on agogo. bikokwa vibrating nowally is a wogged entity of ilya du elephant going by d nomenculala ab rain. d only baba in the whole galagala dat possess d ryhm of powa6 to titrate on any what i don't know without apply reuben. ur suggeslala is gbaski. walk bembestically in our ilya du wireless. d gods ar still ndi nmuo
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ifyalways(f): 1:02am On Aug 31, 2009
Dayzes to all agbalagbas.I am bombastically karid.Gyration 24/7.Haha,the gods are wise.
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by kristos(m): 1:01pm On Aug 31, 2009
kponkinati to all agbalagbas in illya du wireless: we shall see our gret-grand children in comradium.

to all animales vibrating: see terrible caution cos the head of an agbalagba is too wawastic for child's play.

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ogalanya(m): 6:31am On Sep 01, 2009
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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by PYTHAGORAS(m): 11:51am On Sep 01, 2009
munwanness ve vibrated via this place pee at oge gara aga for an ilya alika dat to be gbesokeed. but nassarawaly it is karid to aware and fire ilya du wireless. it is bembestic because that same buk of bukosis gbozaad that when two or more wogged entities are made in presidential hotel, with u90 in diversity, a wogged ilya is formed. so ilya du wireless is karid. entities supposed to telewire ab world ad myirimyiri to yanwa and world councl of chefesis so that the blessings of chefesis all over the galaxy shal be the keske of ilya du wireless. but wherewill the keg of office be? walk bembesticallly, all i am karid.
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by JustGood(m): 12:58pm On Sep 02, 2009
Karidity is bembestic
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by anobscase(m): 5:52am On Sep 04, 2009
Bikokwa, Ilya du wireless is so gbaskii.
I still remain AB Chapi,a woged entity via Ilya du eroxion(Fed. Poly Oko).
Dayziz.

Alora 2 all Sealords
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by Nonsnelly: 12:53am On Sep 06, 2009
Just wish to join da hood, am a new person and wish to possess the book of bookosis, how possible is it gonna b?
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ifyalways(f): 3:13pm On Sep 06, 2009
Nonsnelly:

Just wish to join da hood, am a new person and wish to possess the book of bookosis, how possible is it gonna b?
your IUPAC nomenclature pls.
JustGood:

Karidity is bembestic
Gyratioooooooooooon.
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by preselect(m): 11:21pm On Sep 06, 2009
my IUPAC nomenclature is karidity venus, inherited from the book of bookosis which was captured from the wilderness of darfur by karid agwalagwa st bachus in the karid yr of I434, after the war of liqour
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by Nonsnelly: 6:27pm On Sep 08, 2009
I still do not get it all, how do I enroll? I am based in Aba right now.
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by IGWEUSA(m): 12:04am On Sep 09, 2009
Nonsnelly:

I still do not get it all, how do I enroll? I am based in Aba right now.

     To be transgbawed from animale to nwa mmuo, you have to meet chiefos of the nearest Ilya{higher institution} in Aba so that they
     can give you the required orientation necessary for the transformation rites of a non karid entity.

But mind you that keggites club is not a secret cult{ie otu ndi anyamelele/nkutanbali},hence; you have to do your research dilligently.

     How ever, its always good to see Jankariwoos like you willing to denounce their spirit of animality.

                                                             may d longatua of methusaleh also b d keske of all fellow ashainas.
pres-elect:

my IUPAC nomenclature is karidity venus, inherited from the book of bookosis which was captured from the wilderness of darfur by karid agwalagwa st bachus in the karid yr of I434, after the war of liqour
Even the devil can quote d bible, Pres-eleect when shall it become.
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ladysex2: 2:40am On Sep 11, 2009
Supreme Comradium, may u all walk n neva jantule.
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ABOGIDI: 5:23pm On Sep 11, 2009
if u are naty alaka munwaness, telwire mina awela awolus via 08030402785 :d :d :d
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ifyalways(f): 11:20pm On Sep 12, 2009
AB-OGIDI:

if u are naty alaka munwaness, telwire mina awela awolus via 08030402785 :d :d :d
Foul foul foul lipsrsealed
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by nana(f): 10:17pm On Sep 13, 2009
How ironic is it that I heard two people chat about keggites today!
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by Nobody: 11:54am On Sep 15, 2009
natty-gbasky i still rimen,
mina wulus AB Elder-1, baby ilya du blessed (Tansian Uni. Oba, Anambra State)
dazis oblong 2 all entities alaka munwaness
if u're in compound interest of my nokia, just fire me via
08036212189
de gods are wise
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ladysex1: 12:58am On Sep 16, 2009
please and pleases let no good for nothing comrado okpaka temt the gods anota for the gods are wise.
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by Nobody: 3:44pm On Sep 17, 2009
dizis be long ladysex, may ur son neva resemble ur landlord,
ur vibration is kpokponki and i could timpa dat u're natty.
bikokwa may u ekwentarize my 11-digit for onward disinteraction
08036212189
i rimen awaiting trial for ginwaness
walk dangerously and stumble anota
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ladysex1: 2:38am On Sep 18, 2009
ELDER-1:

dizis be long ladysex, may your son neva resemble your landlord,
your vibration is kpokponki and i could timpa dat u're natty.
bikokwa may u ekwentarize my 11-digit for onward disinteraction
08036212189 or 08050356525
i rimen awaiting trial for ginwaness
walk dangerously and stumble anota

I am a fellow, I am a natty,
I am a karied material if I disobey
the suprememus rocamus pardon
me my chief oooo awawa
I am woged am karid d gods are wise
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by kellorah: 2:45am On Sep 18, 2009
LMAO!! Are u guys speaking a language or wot? Sounds funny.
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ladysex1: 3:45am On Sep 18, 2009
Re: Kegites
« #224 on: Today at 03:33:20 AM »

Supreme komuradium, supreme enjoyment may u all walk and Neva 2 stumble
dat is 2 say kegites klub a social kultural klub in NL and all over d glob.
Supreme komuradium, woworiwo, nonono, unity, by der fingers and karablity
turupepeturupepe, all fellowsis all kongosis all life senior fellowsis all chifesis
pls stand up and gyreate @ dis ataima d gods are wise may your son Neva resemble
your landlord . Samisis 2 say minuawula awulia awulus xyz chiwendu Iya du Futo on
her tentacles dat is 2 say ladysex vibrating 2 d whole NL dat let your karabilty shine
so dat komurados will nyopus d gud hand work of god.

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Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ABOGIDI: 11:05am On Sep 18, 2009
I LOV EMU, I NO GO LIE NA INSIDE AM I GO MARRY MY OKPEKE I NEVA REGRET TO BE A OKPEKERATOR AM WOGGED , AM NATTY
D GODS ARE WISE
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ABOGIDI: 11:17am On Sep 18, 2009
THIZ VIBBRASHON IZ 2 AB ELDER WHO WANT TO OKPEKE8 HIS MOTHERYEE

DESPITE DAT IT IS WRITTEN IN D BOOK OF BOOKOSIS DAT OKPEKERISATION IS ONE OF G T .O .K BUT IT IS AKA ENWE NO OFE TO OKPEKR8 A MAMARADOOO

MAY U WALK & SEFENI NKWAKWA AKA
TELEWIRE MUNWANESS VIA
08030402785
AB-OGIDI
NWA OGIDI NA ANAMBRA STATE
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by ladysex1: 1:35pm On Sep 18, 2009
just 1 morning i woke up i hear say sombody dieoooooo
ee no reach i month, i travel cum hear say another don die
Abi na lie ah!ah!ah!ah!ah!, Abi u no hear eh!eh!eh!eh!
Cardiac arrest dey bad ooooo!!

just 1 morning i woke up, i hear say petrol don scarc's ooo
Everywhere eee no reach i month i treavel come hear say
workers dey strick Abi u no hear ah!ah!ah!ah! strick everywhere
eh!eh!eh!eh! petrol palava ooo eh!eh!eh! petrol palava dey badooooo
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by IYANGBALI: 5:42pm On Sep 18, 2009
!ladysex:

just 1 morning i woke up i hear say sombody dieoooooo
ee no reach i month, i travel cum hear say another don die
Abi na lie ah!ah!ah!ah!ah!, Abi u no hear eh!eh!eh!eh!
Cardiac arrest dey bad ooooo!!

just 1 morning i woke up, i hear say petrol don scarc's ooo
Everywhere eee no reach i month i treavel come hear say
workers dey strick Abi u no hear ah!ah!ah!ah! strick everywhere
eh!eh!eh!eh! petrol palava ooo eh!eh!eh! petrol palava dey badooooo
hisses and walks away
Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by tutus(m): 9:30pm On Sep 18, 2009
IYA NGBALI:

hisses and walks away
joke na joke, joke na my girl friend name, carability is not akara its in the chromosomes please and pleases let no good for nothing comrado okpaka temt the gods anota for the gods are wise. that is the jara j at thius atimer t.

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