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Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by freepeople: 10:46am On Jan 11, 2012 |
A plane with 5 passengers was about to crash in midair and there were only 4 parachutes. 1st passenger, Lionel Messi: I'm d world's best footballer, my fans still need me. He takes one and jumps. 2nd passenger, Aliko Dangote: I'm Africa'srichest man. I don't want to die now. He takes another one and jumps. Third passenger, Goodluck Jonathan: I'm the President of Nigeria, the most powerful and intelligent President in Africa. I have Boko and Subsidy issues to deal with. He takes one and jumps. The 4th passenger was d Pope, Pope said to d 5th passenger, an 8 yr old girl "I'm an old man, I'll sacrifice my life for Urs" but d girl replied "no need for dat, there are 2 parachutes left. "how can that be?" asked Pope. The girl replied "The Nigerian President took my school bag! Badluck mumu www.gideblog.com |
Re: Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by realsammie(m): 11:46am On Jan 11, 2012 |
that's an old joke. do sometin new |
Re: Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by bright007(f): 3:16pm On Jan 11, 2012 |
*@poster:next u are copying joke open ur eyes like dis: |
Re: Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by Homar(m): 8:08pm On Jan 11, 2012 |
Copy and paste . |
Re: Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by youncheezy(m): 3:46pm On Jan 13, 2012 |
[color=#990000][/color]na wa for una president o |
Re: Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 7:01pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
Modification of about 10 years old joke, |
Re: Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by manmustwac(m): 7:06pm On Jan 14, 2012 |
useless joke |
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