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Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by freepeople: 10:46am On Jan 11, 2012
A plane with
5 passengers was about to
crash in midair and there
were only 4 parachutes.
1st passenger, Lionel
Messi:
I'm d world's best footballer, my fans still
need me. He takes one and
jumps.
2nd passenger, Aliko
Dangote
:
I'm
Africa'srichest man. I don't want to die now. He
takes another one and
jumps.
Third passenger, Goodluck
Jonathan:
I'm the
President of Nigeria, the most powerful and
intelligent President in
Africa. I have Boko and
Subsidy issues to deal
with. He takes one and
jumps.
The 4th passenger was d
Pope,
Pope said to d 5th
passenger, an 8 yr old girl
"I'm an old
man, I'll sacrifice my life
for Urs" but d girl replied "no need for dat, there
are 2 parachutes left.
"how can that be?" asked
Pope.
The girl replied "The
Nigerian President took my school bag! Badluck
mumu
  grin

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Re: Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by realsammie(m): 11:46am On Jan 11, 2012
that's an old joke. do sometin new
Re: Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by bright007(f): 3:16pm On Jan 11, 2012
*@poster:next u are copying joke open ur eyes like dis: shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by Homar(m): 8:08pm On Jan 11, 2012
Copy and paste .
Re: Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by youncheezy(m): 3:46pm On Jan 13, 2012
[color=#990000][/color]na wa for una president o
Re: Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 7:01pm On Jan 14, 2012
Modification of about 10 years old joke,
Re: Goodluck And 4 Other Passengers In an Aircraft by manmustwac(m): 7:06pm On Jan 14, 2012
useless joke

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