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[b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by ennyluv6(f): 3:22pm On Oct 08, 2007 |
Rubbing Her The Right Way A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!" |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by ratiken(m): 6:42pm On Oct 08, 2007 |
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Maybe i'll do same to moan ennyluv! ennylun!!!!!!!!! |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by mimiko(f): 12:08am On Oct 09, 2007 |
phew, |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by ituen(m): 2:55pm On Oct 09, 2007 |
Nice one enny. I knew i could count on you. I'm beginning to enjoy you. @freezy Pls take it as a normal compliment @Clemcy n Mimi Make una no vex or kill enny for jealousy oh |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by rubie(f): 3:54pm On Oct 09, 2007 |
So would the bike now come and do the same thing the man did to his mum to him. After all she was rubbing herself and saying she needed a man. |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by ceyohn(f): 4:31pm On Oct 09, 2007 |
;d ;d |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by mimiko(f): 4:51am On Oct 10, 2007 |
@ ituen u see ya sef now clem no dey here sef u de attack am @ rubie i like people like u when a joke is not funny u don't pretend @ ituen i think u re the one scoping enny and not freezy confess oooo |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by ennyluv6(f): 11:10am On Oct 10, 2007 |
@mimiko whatz ur own sef, he dey pain u? @rubie next time when u read something, try to assimiliate it @ituen i dont want problem ooooooooooooooooooooooo. @rati ken u are going far ooooooooooooooooooo |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by ennyluv6(f): 11:12am On Oct 10, 2007 |
@mimiko whatz ur own sef, he dey pain u? @rubie next time when u read something, try to assimiliate it @ituen i dont want problem ooooooooooooooooooooooo. @rati ken u no fit do am, coz u no get liver |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by topeteadr(m): 11:20am On Oct 10, 2007 |
Hey guys calm down cant xou resolve this without fighting |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by rubie(f): 11:36am On Oct 10, 2007 |
Hey ennyluv, didn't mean any harm oo, I just posted that because of what I read. Afterall, when little Johnny's mum was rubbing herself, she said she needed a man, and it came true for her and he was the one rubbing her. So I felt little Johnny's bike too should do the same for him. That's all. So please, be very sorry, you hear. *laughing at you and shaking my head* |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by ituen(m): 12:45pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
Me no dey pursue my friend babe |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by saucekid(m): 12:51pm On Oct 12, 2007 |
wetin i no go see? i need a girl, i need a girl whistling to self**zooms off |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by mimiko(f): 4:35am On Oct 13, 2007 |
@ enny madam na wen u come sef we don fight everbody for nairaland finish anyways freezy and Ituen go on with the toasting i think its helping her more her mouth dey sharp day by day |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by kronkykay(m): 11:42pm On Oct 13, 2007 |
@mimi na wa oh. you no go let that gurl be herself? she's got enuff probs to handle (Ituen and freezy), don't add your own abeg. if the joke aint funny, just sneeze on the thread. |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by mimiko(f): 3:19am On Oct 14, 2007 |
but he madam sef no make me rest now but okay i ll take to ur advice |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by ennyluv6(f): 12:02pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
@mimiko i thot we were friends. |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by clemcykul(f): 1:01pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
joke wats all these anyway guys my wife just put to bed a bouncing baby gorl phew am so happy |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by topeteadr(m): 1:03pm On Oct 15, 2007 |
@clem long time stay blessed okay. But clem i don't know ur sexuality. |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by mimiko(f): 2:37am On Oct 16, 2007 |
@ enny baby yes we re friends now @tope clem is a chick make she no decieve u she was just trying to be funny |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by clemcykul(f): 11:09am On Oct 16, 2007 |
HEYyyyyy mimie am not TRYING TO BE FUNNY COS AM NOT FUNNY am just joking for heavens sake am a dude! |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by Migines(m): 11:30am On Oct 16, 2007 |
Yeah right, nd i'm a grandmother. |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by clemcykul(f): 12:11pm On Oct 16, 2007 |
HA HA HA grandmother indeed ;Dlol |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by mimiko(f): 4:47am On Oct 20, 2007 |
clem u mean u got a tiny winnie down there |
Re: [b]rubbing Her The Right Way[/b] by topeteadr(m): 9:33am On Oct 20, 2007 |
Hey clem i think you're very funny don't mind what mimiko says |
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