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Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 11:49pm On Jan 19, 2012
The 1st qwestion i would lyk 2 ask u is simple! .

Do u hv a blackberry phone? YES!

Okay d second is, did ur bb come with a charger?  YES!  (scroll down 4 more steps)














YOU ARE MAD! angry (scroll down 4 more steps)



















YOU ARE STILL MAD! angry  (nxt tym com n learn how to bleep!  Mtcheew)    olodo!
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by bunmioguns(m): 12:59am On Jan 20, 2012
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Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 2:17am On Jan 20, 2012
Na me cause mk u no get bb? (scroll down 4 more steps)










wild animal! angry
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 3:42am On Jan 20, 2012
DONkollione:

The 1st qwestion i would lyk 2 ask u is simple! .

Do u hv a blackberry phone? YES!

Okay d second is,  did ur bb come with a charger?  YES!  (scroll down 4 more steps)


YOU ARE MAD! angry (scroll down 4 more steps)


YOU ARE STILL MAD! angry  (nxt tym com n learn how to bleep!  Mtcheew)    olodo!   




donko, even a mad man will find this mad!  tongue

u're such a machiavellian and mephistophelean cabal!  angry

*sprinkles cele water on his head and gives him five hott slaps!*

cheesy
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by hunter121: 4:46am On Jan 20, 2012
Ahh! I stand corrected then, Thanks for clearing that up.
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 6:12am On Jan 20, 2012
Donkollione dis are d type of yokes my 4yr old cuzin may crack. You beta grow up man! angry

always read my reply headings!
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Idowuogbo(f): 6:16am On Jan 20, 2012
E DON KOLO b like sey u don dey kolo tru tru o,I no go doubt say u don dey sleep untop okada sef loool.
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 10:08am On Jan 20, 2012
** Pours petrol inside thread and burns dem all up ** angry angry


**but he rescues idowuogbo n booqee his wives ** grin
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by bright007(f): 10:21am On Jan 20, 2012
Å fool in 2012 is å fool forever.
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 10:28am On Jan 20, 2012
^^ @bright007
mk i no put my finger 4 ur eye dis morning! angry

animal! angry
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by bright007(f): 10:46am On Jan 20, 2012
DONkollione:

^^ @I don kolo
mk i no put my finger 4 my eye dis morning! angry

I be animal! angry
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 10:59am On Jan 20, 2012
^^@bright

Re evil spirits tormenting u dis early morning?



Vulture! angry
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by bright007(f): 11:16am On Jan 20, 2012
She don use online toto take bribe u shey be?
Yuo kom dey jam talk.
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by sutoboy(m): 11:26am On Jan 20, 2012
Actually DON no bi better name

so i no blame you
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 11:39am On Jan 20, 2012
^^

na d person wey u thief phone 4rm dey tk browse na em i blame! angry




419 !

@bright pls keep off! Dis is not d complaint thread.
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by sutoboy(m): 11:44am On Jan 20, 2012
I pity you

Sha come we dey find gateman ask Bright
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 11:54am On Jan 20, 2012
@sutobuns

I hope u know say na persin papa u dey insult so? If i strangle ur chewing stick neck u go mad! angry



dupe/419! angry
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by sutoboy(m): 11:56am On Jan 20, 2012
OMG grin

You resemble DOn Jazz!

Are you Brothers? cheesy
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jan 20, 2012
Dem write GOOGLÊ 4 my 4head?
Abeg e too early to dey laff persin mumu! grin


Suckaway! angry
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by sutoboy(m): 12:07pm On Jan 20, 2012
grin
Seems ur name na Dongoogle ni!
shocked
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 12:19pm On Jan 20, 2012
@suto

mk i no 4get slap 4 ur jaga-jaga face dis hot aftanoön. U no go survive!



#what hv i done to deservè all dis bashing in my own thread? Na me cause mk dem no get bb?

Mtcheeeeeew!
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by sutoboy(m): 12:27pm On Jan 20, 2012
grin you need to beg dem tongue

na who tell u say den no get bb

Na me dey fight for human right for here
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jan 20, 2012
@suto

show me muscle wey u wan tk fight, I go beat u black n white. No shaking


*4gets d human left activist n mks love to bøoqee** grin
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by sutoboy(m): 12:41pm On Jan 20, 2012
chai you too stubborn

If not for , i for don, hmmm

i ptiy ur powerless
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by bingbagbo(m): 5:13pm On Jan 20, 2012
JOKE GRADING: B




REMARKS: U be tooooooooooooooooo much!, i must confess!!! grin grin grin
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 6:12pm On Jan 20, 2012
the craziest thread ever! mstchewww!

*zooms off*

angry
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 12:06am On Jan 21, 2012
@bin gbagbo may u live long n marry agybabe! grin


@SUtoboy n otooro mk i no invoke una with madness dis nyt oo! angry


animal! angry
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 10:41am On Jan 21, 2012
^^^ *the dullest post ever above me!* aarrgghhhhhh! angry

by the way, who is sutobombomboy? undecided undecided undecided

cool
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 10:47am On Jan 21, 2012
If u kno say ur name na otooro stand der mk i go fetch my pepper cane! angry

*runs into bedroom to get cane* angry
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 11:03am On Jan 21, 2012
DONkollione:

If u kno say ur name na otooro stand der mk i go fetch my pepper cane! angry

*runs into bedroom to get cane* angry

^^^ bedroom? undecided undecided undecided

i thought it should be hanging in between ur thighs? undecided undecided undecided

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 11:07am On Jan 21, 2012
Hehehe grin

no nw dat one na 4 ur sis dem. I sabi flog with dat one scata. Oya ask ya sis if i dey lie grin
Re: Learn How To Charge Ur Blackberry! >>> Projan by Nobody: 11:11am On Jan 21, 2012
^^^ badt boy, mstchewww. . . we be virgin good people for our family, ok? grin

*takes a scissors and cuts off the cane and gives it to my dog bingo to eat as breakfast* wink wink wink

cheesy

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