Men Are Impossible to please:
If he calls you and your phone is
off, he thinks
you’re cheating…. then he sends a
sms saying
“don’t tell me the battery story coz
I know
that line
If u TREAT him nicely, he… says u
are
crowding him, ; If u Don't, he says
u are
PROUD .
If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are
trying to LURE
other men
If u DON'T, he says u are RURA.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN,
too manly
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no
BRAINS, a
walkover(he wishes)
If u are SMARTER than him, you’re
a SHOW-
OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is
GREAT.
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to
POSSESS u; If u
LOVE him, He takes you FOR
GRANTED. (very
true huh?)
If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he
says u DON'T
LOVE him>; If u DO, he says u are
CHEAP
(Naugthy-person), If u tell him
your
PROBLEMS , he says u are
TROUBLE; If u DON'T,
he says u don't TRUST him
If u SCOLD him, u are treating him
like a CHILD;
If he SCOLDS u, it’s because he
CARES for u.
(pleaiiiiiiz) If u BREAK your
promise, u cannot
be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is
circumstances beyond his
CONTROL.(yea
rite!)>
If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If he
SMOKES, he is
a GENTLEMAN .
If u do WELL in your career, it's
LUCK ; If he
does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS.
(Wishes)
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he
HURTS you,
you are too SENSITIVE !!
who goes with me on this? you
men too
knows thatz the plain truth, prove
me wrong

Where is the Joke

Inside ur p r i c k! Mtcheww. . . .

wat is p r i c k

I dunno what to say.

booqee:

Inside ur p r i c k! Mtcheww. . . .

So u cld say dis out. . . . . *speechless*

Wetin carry my " foot wagen" enter dis thread?










Muah!!!

*YAWNS*
This writer from the newspaper must be very good. Please when is the next article coming?

Well done for your effort in typing and compiling, at least it got executed

*laffin* not at d post sha,its d replies,

Boooqeeee u re taking this joke section for sumtin else,

i think Daniluv need to create laffing section

This is not a joke......

purplekayc: This is not a joke......

you saw current jokes, but no, u went to dig a joke of over 2month from its grave and you're just posting ur comment!, where were u all dis while? Pluto??
How silly can u be?! Mtcheww. . . .

lol

Right thing @ d wrong place....its true anywys

Observation: This is not a joke

Recommendation: Move it to Romance section or Family Politics section. WTF??

This is so funny its the guys that think its not. My advice to all ladies in Å relationship is to print this out number it and when your man acts up ǚ tell him which number he is acting up to.

^^Thanks jare! Dats y you're called origin .....dats what i wanted them to see,.....

^^Thanks jare! Dats y you're called origin .....dats what i wanted them to see,.....

@ekeroyal. I posted it in romance section, and their mods moved it here. See??

nice essay booqee!

booqee: ^^Thanks jare! Dats y you're called origin .....dats what i wanted them to see,.....

@ekeroyal. I posted it in romance section, and their mods moved it here. See??

how can they do such a thing, give me their contact let me rectify things.