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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by shadrach77: 3:11pm On Jan 25, 2012
Eyinmba FC travel to Lion's den  cheesy wink smiley

Ajaokuta steel project gulps 50 billion naira  shocked

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by shadrach77: 3:15pm On Jan 25, 2012
Fear grips Nigerians over subsidy removal
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by MAYOWAAK: 3:24pm On Jan 25, 2012
Nigeria on fire as Boko Haram strikes again.
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by dammizz(m): 3:25pm On Jan 25, 2012
nellybadas:

in those days "how senator Mantu was disMantled"
a nigerian who was deported from spain. "from spain to pain"

liverpool to SPLASH £8million on osaze.
bash Ali BASHED!
Atiku TICKLED.
i stiil hve a lot more. but naija journalists dey try sha. thumbs up

grin grin grin
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by senbonzakurakageyoshi(m): 3:35pm On Jan 25, 2012
Labour Leader In Hot Romance With Iweala - Punch news

chai, lwkmd
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Talking(m): 3:38pm On Jan 25, 2012
shadrach77:

FG vows to tackle corruption  grin grin grin

FG vows to unmask Ige's killers  cheesy cheesy grin

Keshi set to pocket 5 million naira  smiley smiley


shadrach77:

Obasanjo Blasts Atiku  grin grin grin

Saraki tasks Jonathan  grin cheesy grin

Tinubu dragged to court   grin
^^^^^Laff Don Make Me Give Boko Haram Una House Addresses ooooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Blackteeth(m): 3:46pm On Jan 25, 2012
Maximum rage over minimum wage.
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Skii(m): 3:49pm On Jan 25, 2012
ROFL grin
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mikuz(m): 4:08pm On Jan 25, 2012
TUC Leader Peter Esele In Police Net - Vanguard

My Dad Was A Kleptomaniac - Mike Adenuga
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by slimpoppa(m): 4:18pm On Jan 25, 2012
The President Did
Not Eaten Since Morning -
Patience Jonathan


I don die o!!!
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by kizito96(m): 4:18pm On Jan 25, 2012
The Government has failed to carry the people along
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Yeske2(m): 4:20pm On Jan 25, 2012
Judek2:

The President Did
Not Eaten
Since Morning -
Patience Jonathan

grin grin
I go die o
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by missKeri(f): 4:25pm On Jan 25, 2012
Lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mikuz(m): 4:27pm On Jan 25, 2012
Taye Tayo Confesses : I used Black Magic On Ac Milan - Complete Sports

Day Of TORRment For Torres - Sportlife

Didier Drogba's Double Dispatches Demoralized Arsenal - KickoffNigeria

Van Persie Bombshell : I May Leave Emirates In The Summer - MTNfootball

Pep Guardiola Is Better Than Me - Jose Mourinho

I Am Not Blind - Mercy Johnson

Fifa Hammer Dangles Over Nigeria Again - FourFourTwo

Beyonce Gives Birth To An Illumnatic Baby - Daily Sun

Arsenal Is Still The Best Team In Epl - Arsene Wenger

Show Of Shame : Martial Artists In National Assembly - Daily Independent

Arshavin Was My Worst Signing - Wenger

Nigerians Take To The Streets Over Oil Subsidy Removal - PM NEWS
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by nagoma(m): 4:31pm On Jan 25, 2012
About Mbadiwe  long ago,

KO is O.K.
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by midway: 4:31pm On Jan 25, 2012
what ADISAster! Gen. Adisa is dead
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mikuz(m): 4:41pm On Jan 25, 2012
@midway,
one of the best pun i have ever seen!
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Jluvu: 4:41pm On Jan 25, 2012
90 minutes to glory re faring to Algiers 90 Nigeria vs Algeria final match
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by damipaul(m): 5:07pm On Jan 25, 2012
This thread's really nice
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by eghost247(m): 5:11pm On Jan 25, 2012
very funny
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by megawax8: 5:21pm On Jan 25, 2012
Lwkm, *****'nlc fingers fg'
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Werehkpe: 5:26pm On Jan 25, 2012
Definitely one of d BEST THREAD IN 9ra land

According to Dame "Definitely the best 9ra land in best thread"

LWKMD
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mcnepow(m): 5:32pm On Jan 25, 2012
megawax8:

Lwkm, *****'nlc fingers fg'
Na dis kind thing u go rememba! ¤laff sotay water comot 4 ma eyez¤
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by iykak47: 5:32pm On Jan 25, 2012
Senate vows to kill and bury third term.
I de kampe - Obasanjo.  The sun.
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jan 25, 2012
nellybadas:

in those days "how senator Mantu was disMantled"
a nigerian who was deported from spain. "from spain to pain"

liverpool to SPLASH £8million on osaze.
bash Ali BASHED!
Atiku TICKLED.
i stiil hve a lot more. but naija journalists dey try sha. thumbs up
hahahahaha, probably the funniest ones ever. grin grin

Bankole Grilled by EFCC grin
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by goggs(m): 5:57pm On Jan 25, 2012
Kidnappers storm tax office


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/01/kidnappers-storm-tax-office-in-asaba-abduct-lady-staff/



FBI Agents swam Nigeria (they fit no pass ten people weh come oh) grin
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by eghost247(m): 5:59pm On Jan 25, 2012
^^^^ Lwkmd
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Koolking(m): 5:59pm On Jan 25, 2012
CAN berates Jonathan for his insensitivity
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Koolking(m): 6:01pm On Jan 25, 2012
Police swooped on the kidnappers and shot dead one
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Koolking(m): 6:01pm On Jan 25, 2012
The attacker called Utaka
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by eghost247(m): 6:01pm On Jan 25, 2012
fuel or fraud subsidy the unfinished business
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by goggs(m): 6:03pm On Jan 25, 2012
Koolking:

Police swooped on the kidnappers and shot dead one

Like Vultures? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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