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Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 10:57pm On Feb 05, 2012
Blazing with this track right about now!! Played 5863 time since 5pm today!!!
Woh !!
Asia Cruz - Selfish

Let's Start By Correcting Ya Tone
Lower Ya Finger, Don't Be Comin' At Me
With Condescending Demeanor
We Both Know That Ya Dead Wrong
And What Makes It Worse You Don't Even Have The Nerve
To Ever Say That You're Sorry
You're Never Wrong And I'm Never Right And
You Win All The Rounds And Every Fight
That's Why
Can't Stay Another Day WhenYou're Always
Getting Your Way, You Just Keep Getting Your Way
You Just Keep Getting Your Way, Ya Selfish
So I Decided Not To Get In Your Way
It's Time To Do It My Way And That Means
Getting Away From You, Ya Selfish
How Is It That You Can Look At Us And Only See You
You Can Look At One But, Never Would You Ever See Two
You Can Live A Lie And Never Be True
It's So Funny Now, How Completely I Can See You
You're Never Wrong And I'm Never Right And
You Win All The Rounds And Every Fight
That's Why
Can't Stay Another Day WhenYou're Always
Getting Your Way, You Just Keep Getting Your Way
You Just Keep Getting Your Way, Ya Selfish
So I Decided Not To Get In Your Way
It's Time To Do It My Way And That Means
Getting Away From You, Ya Selfish
No, We Don't Need To Talk
Ain't Nothin' Left To Say
You Got Everythang Ya Want
Go Ahead And Grab Ya Cake
I Know What's Best For Me
We Go Our Separate Ways
Leaving You With Everything
Even All The Pain
Can't Stay Another Day WhenYou're Always
Getting Your Way, You Just Keep Getting Your Way
You Just Keep Getting Your Way, Ya Selfish
So I Decided Not To Get In Your Way
It's Time To Do It My Way And That Means
Getting Away From You, Ya Selfish

what a jam!!
This babe eh?
http://m.beemp3.com/download.php?file=8546321&song=Selfish
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 11:07pm On Feb 05, 2012
This life is beautiful
but everything seems to be falling apart
the more you live,the more you feel sad.
Oh this life, where ever it leads
we must follow,this life.
. . . No matter what you do
you'll be gone someday.
Oh this life . . .
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 11:08pm On Feb 05, 2012
Hehehehe
okay
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Idowuogbo(f): 11:10pm On Feb 05, 2012
lmaooo mehnn some folks don kolo ooooooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 11:16pm On Feb 05, 2012
Kinda old school sha!!
Buh . . Ehm . . Lets roll . . .
2face - Right here
[chorus:]
Wetin i go do to make you seesay my love for you na real
Baby it's right here come on come on [x2]
I don dey for this game no be today
No go make your love walk away
Baby it's right here come on come on [x2]
[verse 1:]
I was weak when you said youhad to go
Teardrops crying like a mightyflow
But you turned around and said that you love me so
How could i let you go oh no (no no no no, )
Sorry i make you cry
Let's talk about those days and how we used to play
I rewrite my wrongs
Girl you know say na your love
I dey always dey think of baby
[chorus]
[verse 2:]
Please don't go oh i love you so
Bended knees even more to show
You don't need to be afraid i won't let you down
Cuz since you've been here my life's been turned around baby
Sorry i make you cry
Let's talk about those days and how we used to play
I rewrite my wrongs
Girl you know say na your love
I dey always dey think of baby

[chorus]
[verse 3:]
Say wetin i go do wetin i go say
To make your love make eno walka away
If i ever tell a lie i say make i pie
I dey so sorry baby ei wa lie ta lie
I will never ever make you wear another frown
Anything you want to do you know i'll be down
I will make you happy everyday of the party
I will make you feel like you are the queen with the crown
Sorry i make you cry
Let's talk about those days and how we used to play
I rewrite my wrongs
Girl you know say na your love
I dey always dey think of baby
[chorus x2]
[verse 4:]
See they can say what they wanna say
They can do what they wanna do
But it don't matter cuz i love you
And i place no one above you
Oh my baby though you so fine
And it pleases me to know your mine
I will never do anything to hurt you
I build my fame my whole world around you around you
Wetin i go do (kennis music)
Edon dey no be today
Wetin i go do (2face)
See i don dey for this game and eno be today
Wetin i go do eno be today [x2]
Wetin i go do na wetin i go do
Wetin i go do [x3]
Wetin i go do right here right here
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 11:18pm On Feb 05, 2012
Your father!!
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 11:28pm On Feb 05, 2012
No peace for the wicked!!
Bring the feelings to all the wicked babylonians!!!
Dem dey madt?
Throway ya face jor!!
Me na dey see you!
Mikuz na send you!!
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 11:30pm On Feb 05, 2012
Raise ya voice and catch beef red-handed!!
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 11:37pm On Feb 05, 2012
Na Who be you?
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Kinezeala(m): 7:48am On Feb 06, 2012
Auch!!
Boring!!
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Killz3(m): 12:37pm On Feb 06, 2012
^^^
So you can tire? undecided Last post @ 7:48, this is 12:36 wetin you dey do since? You for don dey reach page 25! undecided Abeg continue, i'm enjoying your show of immaturity! cheesy
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 3:27pm On Feb 06, 2012
@dr killz . . Abeg my wife nor gree me slip 4 nyt oo. embarassed cry na so so reggae n blues with hip hop she dey snore up n down. Abeg prescribe injection 4 me or i go run liv house oo. embarassed


#ignore fools pls.
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by EfemenaXY: 3:33pm On Feb 06, 2012
^^ Lol!  cheesy cheesy

Nor be snoring now! Na "deep breathing"

Oya my recommendation: drink 2 cups of strong black coffee, then take 2 kola nuts, chewing slowly. . .

Then carry blanket go sleep for palour  tongue
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 3:38pm On Feb 06, 2012
^^@efe
but na ønly one room we dey embarassed embarassed
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Killz3(m): 4:03pm On Feb 06, 2012
DONkollione:

@dr killz . . Abeg my wife nor gree me slip 4 nyt oo. embarassed cry na so so reggae n blues with hip hop she dey snore up n down. Abeg prescribe injection 4 me or i go run liv house oo. embarassed


#ignore fools pls.
The injection na for you or for ya wife? Make i know wetin i go mix chook you! cheesy
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 4:21pm On Feb 06, 2012
@killz.

Na 4 my wife oo embarassed . But na me go chook her no b u angry
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by EfemenaXY: 4:48pm On Feb 06, 2012
Lol!! grin grin
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by chelseabmw(m): 5:35pm On Feb 06, 2012
Where da hell is jackpot? My guy my guy, lipsrsealed
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by bingbagbo(m): 6:04pm On Feb 06, 2012
wouf!!!!!!! angry
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Killz3(m): 6:07pm On Feb 06, 2012
Donkollione relax! Do you want the snoring to stop or not? Then let me chook her! wink

Efe, did i spark ya mind?
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by bingbagbo(m): 6:27pm On Feb 06, 2012
wouf!!!!!! angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 7:31pm On Feb 06, 2012
@ dr killz. . . I dont trust u now! embarassed cry cry . ARe u rili a qualified doctor? embarassed embarassed
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Killz3(m): 7:58pm On Feb 06, 2012
^^^
Ask Efe! wink
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 8:06pm On Feb 06, 2012
@efe. . . Is dr killz rili a qualified dokita? cry cry embarassed but dr killz wait! hv u chook efe injection b4? embarassed
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Killz3(m): 8:14pm On Feb 06, 2012
Yes! I have. I chook her a "big yansh" injection! wink Nothing i cant cure!
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 8:21pm On Feb 06, 2012
^^@killz

laffin my big nyash off here grin grin


@EFE IS DIS TRUE? Hw many times did he chook u? cheesy


@dr killz. Where u go chook my own wife now. 4 her nose? embarassed embarassed
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Killz3(m): 8:24pm On Feb 06, 2012
^^^
Dont worry. . . Make una come first na. haba! cheesy
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Nobody: 9:21pm On Feb 06, 2012
^^



bad doctor! U want 2 use dat ur long 15metres injection on my wife. Efe has told me ur stories .

* eyes him n walks out of d shrine* angry
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Idowuogbo(f): 9:29pm On Feb 06, 2012
^Y is ur Ewere snoring? Abeg use slap destroy her face jare angry angry angry grin,by d time u Ehonda her face 3 to 8 times she go stop snoring.
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by EfemenaXY: 9:31pm On Feb 06, 2012
^^ Ha! Noooooooooooooo!!

@EDK - nor mind ID jor, you other half is just tired. undecided undecided
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Killz3(m): 9:32pm On Feb 06, 2012
^^^
Donkollione Ok! Make she dey use snore dey pursue you for dream na! angry
Re: The Official Chat Thread For Jokers by Killz3(m): 9:35pm On Feb 06, 2012
Efemena_xy:

^^ Ha! Noooooooooooooo!!

@EDK - nor mind ID jor, you other half is just tired. undecided undecided
Efe, didnt i give you a "big yansh" injection? angry

Badosky, didnt i give you too? angry What's wrong with Don?

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